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Tinubu:
Ok

#bakfromban

Op on point as usual

Make I contribute small to him Ministry...


1- The ones that will send their younger sibling to call u... These ones will always be like, "Ebuka, run go call that babe for me... Tell am say your Oga wan see am''

2- The ones who will toast you through your Pastor... These ones will be like, ''Daddy, The Lord has revealed to me that Sister Ini Edo is my missing rib... Please can you help me contact her and tell her to ask God to confirm my Vision'' ... Bros go siddon jor, na your pen*s dey give you nonsense vision... Better go buy Alomo and Vaseline so that you can masturb*te energetically, and discharge all that excess akamu which is clogging up your reasoning capabilities

3- The ones who will endear themselves to your mother or father... They will portray themselves to be so well-behaved, nice, and promising, that it's your mum who will be actually toasting you on their behalf... That's when mums will be like, 'Rose, Boniface is such a nice and promising young man... He is not like all those pencil trousered, lean and hungry-looking boys that you hang out with every time ... Better get someone like Boniface, before one of those useless boys gets you pregnant, thus bringing disgrace upon this family'


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#pleasedontban

but Oga, na every time dem dey ban uu?
Wetin u dey always do naa
Abi u and 1 mod dey drag babe

BTW, u dnt really need to answer those questions..

YOU TRY

Dotwillis1:
I'd never approach'd a gurl!

who asked if u v..?

Op ur head dey there

That9jaVine:
Op ur head dey there

thanks baba

Well!
We don't toast,
So don't know whether it's true.