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| 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by tosyne2much(m): 11:55am On Jan 16, 2015 |
I thought of those things I used to do when MEN were BOYS & I decided to scribble it down. It takes a miracle if you don't fall in one of the categories either when you were at a tender age or now that you have evolved into a man  Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree Here I go 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You 1. You are really in a hurry to somewhere, he walks up to you to strike a convo & you told him you've got no time for any convo. He won't let go off you thereby following you everywhere 2. He strikes up a convo and starts telling his life history. For example, my name is Tosin but my friend call me Ijapa (tortoise). I'm currently studying Mass Comm at University of Benin. # abeg who ask you all those ones ?* 3. He's inside his car and the moment he sees you, he slows down and he's like "baby do you care for a ride". You turn deaf to him but he keeps moving at a slow pace, trying to convince you why you have to get into his car for a ride 4. He approaches you and within 3mins, he's already asking for your phone number as if his life depends on it 5. He walks up to you, introduces himself and b4 you know it, he brings up his expensive phone or gadget out of his pocket so that you can see it. 6. He walks up to you saying you bear facial resemblance with someone he knows. You told him you can't remember knowing him anywhere and he will start beating around the bush. For example, did you attend so so so school ? #oga park well jhor, she already knows what you are up to# 7. You are seated in an eatery waiting for someone. He comes to you saying he wouldn't mind keeping your company since you are alone. You told him the person you are waiting for is on the way but he wouldn't listen at all 8. He approaches you & strikes up a convo. He will keep stammering because he of his low confidence level. #These ones are beginners# Let he who have never stammered while striking up a convo cast the first stone 9. He approaches you and he dips his two hands into his pockets, talking confidently as if he has known you for a long time. # those ones don tay for the game# 10. He walks up to you telling you how pretty you are and he couldn't help but approach you because you caught his fancy. For example, you are the most beautiful lady I have ever approached # ogbeni park well jhor # Source: https://tosyne2much. Written by : Tosyne2much 12 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by jingh(f): 11:56am On Jan 16, 2015 |
weldone op you too don get blog on my way to open my own BLOCK ! 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by thiefnubu(m): 11:57am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Ok #bakfromban Op on point as usual Make I contribute small to him Ministry... 1- The ones that will send their younger sibling to call u... These ones will always be like, "Ebuka, run go call that babe for me... Tell am say your Oga wan see am''  2- The ones who will toast you through your Pastor... These ones will be like, ''Daddy, The Lord has revealed to me that Sister Ini Edo is my missing rib... Please can you help me contact her and tell her to ask God to confirm my Vision'' ... Bros go siddon jor, na your pen*s dey give you nonsense vision... Better go buy Alomo and Vaseline so that you can masturb*te energetically, and discharge all that excess akamu which is clogging up your reasoning capabilities  3- The ones who will endear themselves to your mother or father... They will portray themselves to be so well-behaved, nice, and promising, that it's your mum who will be actually toasting you on their behalf... That's when mums will be like, 'Rose, Boniface is such a nice and promising young man... He is not like all those pencil trousered, lean and hungry-looking boys that you hang out with every time  ... Better get someone like Boniface, before one of those useless boys gets you pregnant, thus bringing disgrace upon this family' DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER I POST IN THIS SEXTION... #pleasedontban 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by englishmart(m): 11:58am On Jan 16, 2015 |
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| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by chibwike(m): 11:59am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Lol....to woo girl no dey easy oh.... |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by englishmart(m): 11:59am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Tinubu:and you are back. Did you spend 2years on ban? |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by TRADELYN: 12:00pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
 Perusing... |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by mizjules(f): 12:00pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Number 1 3 n 10 veery annoying! |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by naijaboiy: 12:02pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Oga I think say you don open this kind thread before na! |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by thiefnubu(m): 12:06pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
englishmart:the powers that be let me off early... I am on parole, Buh I guess they watching me closely sha |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nexxy007: 12:08pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
so tosyne2much, u never compile list of category of women guys can go after? |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
dorlapoh20,where are you swthrt??  |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by tosyne2much(m): 12:11pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
naijaboiy:no I haven't..I don't create a thread twice baba Wey many unpublished threads dey waste for my notepad |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by naijaboiy: 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
tosyne2much:Loool! So you still get plenty... Nawa o! I sure say you go dey settle down dey type them like government work |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by dre11(m): 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Aren't u gonna upgrade from 10 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Spot on.. 1 and 3 Tosyne you are yet to accept my BBM request. What's d prob ? |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Giitheon(m): 12:14pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
these days na facebook and d lyks pipu use for dier wooing business..........#jetage! |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
kristina1:am here baby. How u doing? |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Kennywills7(m): 12:17pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
I have a friend dat can follow a girl all day just to get her number Talk about a player; dat guy is d definition of a player and he succeed a lot Its bn long i saw him |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by englishmart(m): 12:19pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Bisolarh:you wan run package? 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by skywalker888(f): 12:23pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Tosyne again ? Your thinking faculty is unquantifiable Number 1, 3 & 8 tho 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by stanisbaratheon: 12:26pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Number 8 don do me before when men were boiz. Omoh i couldn't breath properly afterwords |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by ilo04(m): 12:28pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Am so guilty of no 4,6, n 9 |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by tosyne2much(m): 12:30pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Tinubu:Nice one jawe my egbon |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by thiefnubu(m): 12:33pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
tosyne2much: Tani egbon re?  Don't curse me with old age wey never catch me o... Am not even 23 yet |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Bisolarh: Cheii.. This tosyne2much guy don turn celebrity o.. See as gal dey toast him E be like me sef go create 10 reasons thread why girls no suppose dey fart o.. Ich bin jealous.. 2 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by dechandel(f): 12:34pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
That number 3 is very annoying Na by force to enter ride? I'd rather you get out of the car and talk to me instead of showing off with one "near death" bettle  |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by greatbaba(m): 12:36pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Nice one jae |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by MissSlimbody(f): 12:40pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
The one that will approach you on the street and start 2 tell you his life story "My name is tunde, my friends call me eshin (horse). I stay beside that lawyer's compound in cardoso lane. I work in apapa, I also play football, I train in that barrack @marine bridge. When will you be chanced 2 visit me?" In my mind, I'll be like "who send u all this 1 wey u dey talk" 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
dorlapoh20:Am good o. Are you back for real?? |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
MissSlimbody:Spot on. i hate dat type eehn,within 5 mins,you wl know deir history. |
| Re: 10 Categories Of Guys That Will Approach You To Woo You by holar2ge(m): 12:53pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
mizjules:. Hw z num 10 annoying That should even be a compliment sef. |
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