We all hate mosquitoes. They suck!

The introduction of BOREHOLES in the village is GROUNDBREAKING.

Let's pun about NEPA
All mine:

1. The electrocution of a NEPA official on the pole will be regarded as a SHOCKING news.


2. BOY 1: We have not had power supply for 7 months, do you think I can safely work on our wiring for a minutes.
BOY 2: if they bring back power now, that would be really SHOCKING!


3. I was working on the wire not knowing NEPA will ever bring back power today, I was terribly SHOCKED.



4. How Faraday invented electricity is really SHOCKING!


***Where are the gurus of this section? Is this all that Nairaland have got?

P.S. 5. The revitalization of the energy sector brought him back to power.

The people didn't like how their new president was being corrupted by power, so they decided to revolt.

Rihanna is from a Caribbean country and so BARE-HER-MASS.

*in Reference to Rihanna's country the Bahamas and the freedom for at least partial nudity.

Blackeard:
The people didn't like how their new president was being corrupted by power, so they decided to revolt.

This took a while to understand. Chai.

What is common between, Samba carnivals, beach, surfing and beach Volleyball?
BRA-zeal!

It's obvious and peculiar that -ism is ism.

I Slurpishly devoured the Anal like like it jilted me.

His plan is to make it to the head of the clothing company from the factories and has been DYEING to get there.

I tossed, fed and cleaned my SLUT

The transition of the Jews and Judaism generally is a Bar-Meat-VAL (Bar mitzvah)

The kind of person I am, I will SHOW ER today

JOETYNO:
why is everybody writting PUN likes a pervert's love for POR.N

pun is nt about ryhmes its abt double meanings to a sentence.e.g arsenal foitball club is on poor form they are the gooners

Mathematicians tend to look for their eX, yet they don't know whY.

When the Moon rises, I'm C'umming in her Axis

I get SUCKED all day

the actrrss ripped her gown on stage so the director drew the curtains

Destroy these beaches till their A'ss Holes bleed

Earthworms are creepy little LAME creatures, I can't just STAND them.

I've been wondering why a car speeds! Then it hit me

Its pretty Handy to converse with a deaf person.

I've been kinda itchy lately and I think a QUICKIE solution will do

The workers in the textile factory are to be paid today and quit or remain patience and keep their job. Its now a DUE or DYE affair.

Cloth making in the past involved great care to avoid accidents and death, so we never DYE with our EYES CLOSED.

Costa and Fabregas went to the Club

Costa: Damn Cesc look at that! You gonna try to hit that?

Fabregas: Nah Diego I think I'll Pass. U go ahead and score.

To all those who fell sick from drinking water they got from the stream...sorry. Get WELL soon. (._. )

"Not on thy sole , but on the soul harsh Jew.."

Blackeard:
To all those who fell sick from drinking water they got from the stream...sorry. Get WELL soon. (._. )

Nice one: let me quickly improvise.

When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL.

Bought a burna boy CD on the express way. Got home and discovered it was fake. This is not L.I.F.E.

All the VAMPIRE DIARIES CD's I have are fake. I'm looking for THE ORIGINALS

Eke40seven:

Nice one: let me quickly improvise.

When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL.

the tyrant who oppressed his people with water anytime they tried to go against him was soon exiled. His Rain was finally over

Blackeard:
the tyrant who oppressed his people with water anytime they tried to go against him was soon exiled. His Rain was finally over

Fashionable boots are good for WET seasons because it keeps our feet DRY whenever its REIGNING.