ocee31:
The son of God who became a son of man so that sons of men might be called sons of God

lmfao what?

I didn't know how the girl I was sitting close to would react if I kissed her, but I took a LIP of faith anyways.

Blackeard:
lmfao what?

What??

The B*ITCH has a B*ITCh she strolls with every morning

ok at least lemme comment



i've got a stomach full of Glory but it's IN-TES-TIN stage

I aint hungry buh I nid a LAUNCH

Beamborla:
Sometimes it gets really hard to decide where to go; should I go LEFT where nothing is RIGHT or RIGHT where nothing is LEFT

more or less like:
I have two kidneys, on the LEFT part nothing is RIGHT and on the RIGHT part nothing is LEFT

She had no table to solve her MATHS so her boyfriend offered HIS BACK. She knew she could always COUNT ON HIM.

Clarance peter has lost his integrity, after listening to the new singles from davido about the beef with wizkid, he went ahead and SHOT DA-VIDEO.
Click like if you digg!

susrite:
Clarance peter has lost his integrity, after listening to the new singles from davido about the beef with wizkid, he went ahead and SHOT DA-VIDEO.
Click like if you digg!

lol nice one..


try this

IN THE DIVIDED KINGDOM THERE IS NO MAN UNITED.

macsika:

lol nice one..


try this

IN THE DIVIDED KINGDOM THERE IS NO MAN UNITED.

ahahah! So funny

The FOOL is just so FULL of himself

The two pianist had a good marriage. they are always in a chord

Always trust a glue salesman, they always stick to their words.

am boiling now!!!! with pun cos its fun...yaitch!!!!

I taught my tot to bake tortes.

Is COPYING someone's material ONLINE with due credit not E-LEGAL?

Youtube? Geez!!, I tried streaming the arguement about the misblown cornerkick, well, it wasnt ON-LINE

If I aim this 3310 at you out of anger, it will KNOCK-YA.

As RIO happens to be the fastest sport car, I observed the SAMSUNG car race but it's so bias they opted for 'NO-KIA' rule

Met a guy today who claimed to be my time keeper back in primary skul. I knew he was lying cos d name certainly didn't ring a bell.

My blackberry been acting up so I need a new phone. Those in favour of me getting an apple product say "I"

Saw a bunch of kids in uniform lining up to collect an american hip-hop artistes autograph. I was in a hurry so I didn't join the line. I couldn't wait for the Schoolboy queue. (._. )( ._.)

Couldn't find the kitchen utensils I could use to cut my carrot and coconut so I prayed to God. He is my Grate provider.

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*sigh* where is everybody?

You need to get it STRAIGHT, I am not GAY.

Life is a GAME, am in RESERVE.

APC be saying dem bringing CHANGE, dem be CONDUCTOR ni?

did a fucking eunuch cum here?

U guaranteed a great heavenly feeling if u get caught having sex during rapture

The girl would have died, thanks for the CHANGE of the CON-DOCTOR