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Just finished watching this P0rn0 where the women were having sex with their biological kid. Starring : Pamela andherSon.

War determines not who is right....but who is left

The title of that Nico & Vinz song is 'That's Just How I Feel'. Or am I wrong?

Missmossy:
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Lollz thanks

Come into my cave of life, I promise not to put you in a cave

lol I don't mind being in ur cave. As long as I know U ORE MINE.

vickyozohu:
Nice thread,I don't know how to create puns so den I guess I would just have fun watching the pun masters do their tin

lol u could give it a try. Its actually very easy.

missterious:
This took a while to understand. Chai.

lol it happens

nwadiuko1:
War determines not who is right....but who is left

If the bad eggs in the group are LEFT, we won't be AL-RIGHT

Why are corrections given in the board? To WRITE your WRONGS.

I put in the WRONG ink, so the pen won't WRITE.

Won't forget the first pun I ever recognised. English teacher in secondary school explaining what a pun was. It goes:

Don't kill your wife with hard work, let hoover do it!

in order to be EARNEST, i married ERNEST

Morning people.

I was so scared of waking up late for skul that I was up all night thinking of what I could do. When finally it dawned on me. There was no cause for alarm

I deliver like say I get belle

If you dont start, you can never stop.

Apologies to fashion police, today i feel like wearing my heart on my sleeves

Eke40seven:
If the bad eggs in the group are LEFT, we won't be AL-RIGHT

word!

Since u failed to plan....I think you intentionally planned to fail

Dad: why did they arrest you from the school
Shekarau: I had C4
Dad: what?
Shekarau: in my waec I mean

nwadiuko1:
Dad: why did they arrest you from the school
Shekarau: I had C4
Dad: what?
Shekarau: in my waec I mean

dad: why were u arrested frm sch
son: i had c4 in my papers...
EOD

the girl upstairs asked me what i parked under (honda)....
....and that was the end of disussion (EOD)

she was jailed yesterday because she saw somebody kill a mr nobody the other day, today its her, tomorrow it could be anybody...

illicit:
dad: why were u arrested frm sch
son: i had c4 in my english paper...
EOD

sounds better

I turned to my RIGHT-HAND and my HAND remained at the left.

My girl said shez right.....well I left

The is an example of Just A Position(juxtaposition)

I never knew it was bad to eat on the road until I got hit.

Quickly rushed down the coffee in the mug, barely 10mins walk from my house to my place of work,
I got mugged!

Where are my fvcking HOES at.

The north Hannahs are beautiful!

Wife: You're just too poor, when are you going to make it!

Me: When I get to Naira Land

Which one of these Hoes in the Lobby wanna Slob me.


Mr Parker is the Parker of the car in the CARPACK

Arguing with my boyfriend inside his speeding CAR, he just shouted "I need a BRAKE!".

before the children boarded the TRAIN, the officer said to the parents "Make sure you pay your loved one's FARE WELL.(pay well and say goodbye)