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I think bread is sweeter when JAMmed with JAM

Hmm pureivory your puns are pretty good. Seems you're equal to the tusk.

Today a new perfume fragrance was released by a top nollywood actor. Scent Obi.

pureIvory:
Arguing with my boyfriend inside his speeding CAR, he just shouted "I need a BRAKE!".

WORD!

vickyozohu:
Nice thread,I don't know how to create puns so den I guess I would just have fun watching the pun masters do their tin

You're not alone on that..

Mike swore he saw a-star(esther)

I don't know the collective plural of two guys bearing Ben, is it Bens?! (Benz)

Lol puns aren't that hard. Just be original.

Its goodluck when you have a patient wife.

She said that since I'm at home because of my faulty system that she is gonna come to render her aid as a pro. I told her that my stystem need no virus and that she should not disturb my PC (peace).

Ewedu wey dey Draw! no be Pencil

I no dey take bribe! but I dey feel fine

You carry Ten Ants! You dey form Landlord

Sometimes it gets really hard to decide where to go; should I go LEFT where nothing is RIGHT or RIGHT where nothing is LEFT

With some much pain in my head,I really wish to understand this world(word)

Blackeard:
Hmm pureivory your puns are pretty good. Seems you're equal to the tusk.

Yes, boss Blackeard I'll ve you know that I'm STOCKED here(stock and stuck)

They say talk is cheap, but my iphone cost me 160k

I don't know who threw the first punch leading to a fight in the Transporter 3. But something dey tell me say na Jason Start am....

I was just wondering how lighting work, then it struck me

pureIvory:
Yes, boss Blackeard I'll ve you know that I'm STOCKED here(stock and stuck)

hmm I can see that.

Man who wants to see pretty nurse must be patient #chineseproverb

There's an old proverb against male circumcision; Spear the rod, spoil the child.

He hates me. How I know?
He gave me a bottle of pepSEA after I almost drowned in the SEA

A bowl of garri and hot water walk into eba...

Hey, are you from tennessee, because you are the only "thing i see"

Ok let's take it up a notch.
Can someone make a pun with "Turn down for what"?

I've been a jogger for two years running.

Someone stole my microsoft office document. I will find you...you have my WORD!

**OK guys..let me pun with the past 3 US presidos and their military policies**

The soldiers loved the CLEAN-THINGS of the white house until it grew a BUSH that sent them out but they have returned as they now have the BARACKS.

son: "Dad, can I have the WATCH you promised?
DAD: "Son, am busy, I DON'T JUST HAVE YOUR TIME now"

I'm loving this thread already but I don't wanna cheat on my bae

I'm currently in the CITY of CONFUSION,funny enough I don't know how I DROVE down here

The bankers always want customers, they won't just LEAVE THEM A LOAN.