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cbrass:
Hmm sorry love... come hug me

Bamz:
Some?
How old are you?

tutulicious:
ok #sad face# i could really use a hug.

Viciyus:
You no see her spaceship head for her Dp? That one alone go tell you her age

cbrass:
Yea...you welcome... hmmmm...you feel so good in my arms.

creamylicious:
The aforementioned are xteristics of the 20th century ladies..... To get a husband nowadays, just register for singles boat cruise or join a matchmaking organisation... There are men who have d same xteristics of women who are in need of marriage in these organisation. So cut us some slack

tutulicious:
hug time over
i think let go

twerkjack:
MEN AT MARRIAGEABLE AGES NKOR SINCE NA WOMEN BE UNA PROBLEM FOR THIS NL

creamylicious:
The aforementioned are xteristics of the 20th century ladies..... To get a husband nowadays, just register for singles boat cruise or join a matchmaking organisation... There are men who have d same xteristics of women who are in need of marriage in these organisation. So cut us some slack

cbrass:
Hmm it's just a hug now..... it isn't harmful nw

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

sirhamilton:
when they meet you. they just assume ur single

tutulicious:
well its beginning to get tighter,
cant breath.

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

cbrass:
Ahhha smart girl OK ooo... I release

9iceboi:
Lol. This so true.. There is one ushering in my church... She greets everybody including small children.... But one part I hate abt her is that any time I bring my head down she will tap me nd say " bro wake up dnt give d devil a chance"

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

tosyne2much:
Naijaboiy, so you sef follow dey view this thread ? Hehehehehe

Lol yes o...you just expose some people ways

tosyne2much:
wooooow !!! How did you carry out ur research ?

tutulicious:
all

whats a husband is it a boy or a girl.

no tell me say dem no yapa for ur hand

tutulicious:
oh much better
thanks though

1miccza:
Tosin!!!!Tosiiiinnn!!!!Toaassstttiiinnngg!!!!aw many times a yaf call you??this babes dey bite and scratch oooo

naijaboiy:
Lol yes o...you just expose some people ways

see how the thing dey sweet boys, if I create counter thread later in the day now, dem go dey para like mad.. Lwkmd

tosyne2much:
hahaha.. Abeg no let dem bite oooo

tosyne2much:
see how the thing dey sweet boys, if I create counter thread later in the day now, dem go dey para like mad.. Lwkmd

Oga Naso o!

The new trend now na "Please stop generalising"