naijaobi:

lool..akpa amu..i don finally catch you

cbrass:


Do you want to give the devil a chance before ni

mayorchelsea:
got me laughing like I've never laughed before

FolarinLondon:
They are not too demanding in terms of money

They love street evangelism, it gives them room to meet guys

shumuel:



Lol, them plenty for my hand, they are truely nice and would always want to form Pro-Councelors, tring to councel you all the time on every topic raised, they agree to everything you say and are used in saying '' So true '' to everything you post or to your comments, Ladies! you just gat to love them, so predictable

DesChyko:
So what?
Necessity is the mother of invention.

funmilayoB:
they r usually flat chested(don't knw why)

naijaboiy:

Oga Naso o!

The new trend now na "Please stop generalising"

tosyne2much:
omo I remember the casting that day.. Chaiiii see as dem wan tear you to piece

You were so right just that I decided to keep mute that day.. I have evidences too .

naijaboiy:

Lol which thread you dey talk about?

tosyne2much:
stop hyping NL niqqas

Loool...oga mi I just tire o.

But e no concern me sha,,as far say me I don talk wetin I wan talk.

Unibenstudent:
I go bite ur ear Mr chibwike.

naijaboiy:

Loool...oga mi I just tire o.

But e no concern me sha,,as far say me I don talk wetin I wan talk.

as in ehn, youu finish work that say

Our oga sef wey don one time open thread profess LOVE even support you based on say the babe no gree look Uche face

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

tosyne2much:
as in ehn, youu finish work that say

Our oga sef wey don one time open thread profess LOVE even support you based on say the babe no gree look Uche face

tosyne2much:
hahahahahahahaha

You deserve a bottle of Gulder

creamylicious:
The aforementioned are xteristics of the 20th century ladies..... To get a husband nowadays, just register for singles boat cruise or join a matchmaking organisation... There are men who have d same xteristics of women who are in need of marriage in these organisation. So cut us some slack

Tinubu:
Ok

Salt and Maggi to the op's Jolof Rice


1- They become less 'cheerful givers'..... After spending most of their shelf-life generously donating their puna to the male community, they now try to apply the brakes and if possible, acquire Secondary Virgin status...


2- They see every man as a potential husband opportunity... That's why they are always made up and nicely dressed, even if they are not leaving their street... After all she may meet her husband-to-be even on her way to buy Akara or Premier Soap

3- They start panicking and asking all the wrong questions.... When the light of a lady's youth is beginning to dim, that's when she starts insinuating marriage tins on her boyfriend, trying to put words in the poor guy's mouth...That's when they will be like "bae, what are your plans for the future'', or ''Chukwudi, that my ex who is an importer, is really disturbing me for marriage, bae what do you think I should do?'' , etc

4- They start avoiding their family house..... In order to avoid all the sly innuendoes and loaded questions which her parents will always pop at her, she tries to keep out of their jurisdiction, until she has some dude who is ready to bring the introduction 'Aromatic Schnapps'

5- They relocate to another city... After skelewuing their life away in one city, they will most probably relocate to another city to start life afresh, and trap some unfortunate guy who has absolutely no idea about her whoring past ... After all, PROSTITUTION IS ALL ABOUT LOCATION... ASHAWO WEY CHANGE LOCATION NA VIRGIN

Bamz:


Some?
How old are you?

creamylicious:
The aforementioned are xteristics of the 20th century ladies..... To get a husband nowadays, just register for singles boat cruise or join a matchmaking organisation... There are men who have d same xteristics of women who are in need of marriage in these organisation. So cut us some slack

tosyne2much:
Despite the fact that I'm a dude, these are the things I noticed about ladies who are of marriageable age especially the ones who are really serious about it

Note : I'm not trying to generalize ooooo b4 some people will start raining curses on me or tear me to pieces

Just grab your vaseline and read before dropping comment

Here I go

Characters Ladies Of Marriageable Age Exhibit When Desperate For Husbands

1. Attending Church Programmes Regularly
My research has made me realize that many ladies looking forward to marriage resort to attending church programmes regularly. I know many of them in my church who started attending programmes because of their marital status & the moment they finally accomplish their mission, BYE BYE to the church . I don't know if you have also noticed this. When the clock of a lady is fast ticking, she would resort to attending church programmes regularly (NOT all though)
because that is where MANY of them run to

2. Joining A Unit In The Church
Joining a unit in churches is another thing they do after attending regular programmes simply because they believe it might increase their chances of being wooed by broda Emmanuel or brother Desmond

3 They Avoid Wearing Foam bras & Pants
I once stumbled upon a thread created by a lady urging her fellow ladies to give foam padded bra and pant a trial.. Ladies of marriageable age who are reasonable wouldn't do this because they know the consequences or implications
of creating an illusion

4. They Barely Bash
Unlike teenagers who will measure the weight of your bank account by the trouser you are wearing, a marriageable lady isn't judgemental by the BOLD 5 or Ipad you are holding, she will still give you attention & will try to know more about you because she more concerned about what you are going to offer than the Ipad or Bold 5 that many young ladies are freaked about

5. They Start Becoming Nice
I don't need you to believe this. Many young ladies who are not of marriageable age seem to be so rude in their mode of talking to the male folks. When age is not on the side of a lady, she will swallow her pride & will probably become nice to people even

6. Their Mentality Changes
They are no longer freaked about cars and perishable parameters anymore, therefore, they start to reason on how to be the house man of their desireble man, not minding if he's rich or still hustling

7. They Become So Caring
I'm not saying the young one are NOT caring ooo, what I'm trying to saying is that, when a lady is of marriageable age and NO man is coming forth, she starts becoming. Caring to any man that comes her way, even if you are young or older than her

8. They Reduce The Excessive Application Of Make-Ups
If you have noticed this. They tend to minimize the exccessive application of make-up unlike young ones who paint their faces as if it is drawing book

Feel free to Add yours

Written by : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

funmilayoB:
They stop wearing trousers
they r usually flat chested(don't knw why)
They are unsually respectful
They are close to their pastors or guardian

michaellondon:


Please, what's the name of this your school on your profile pix.