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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by legalwealth(m): 1:49am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Nneka123: You bold ooo...First lady confirmed putting mouth on guys' issue. Besides,what are you coming back for? |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Akalia(m): 1:56am On Jan 22, 2015 |
All d gals commenting on d topic are lezbos or potential ones, mtcheew |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:56am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Kath5kouture: Sirshymex 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by lymelyte(m): 1:59am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Just imagine a woman using more than water to wash their cunt. What logical explanation do you have for that? It means pvssy smell 10x than a dick regardless the no of days of not bathing.. 6 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by lymelyte(m): 2:07am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Nneka123:you are not making sense at all. How u take know? if your Your boyfriend nor dey wear patch!patch! Boxers.. Tell yourself the truth..Toto is 10x more prone to smell than a shaft... 6 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:12am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Nneka123: luk@u.....u r already blushing because of the thread!!!!!!.....I knw u like KOBOKO 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Wefiak1414(m): 2:16am On Jan 22, 2015 |
ladies n gentle men my name is paul hemen a tutor to Roman Reign. Is dat d way to treat my joy stick . Reall... Really...really........action done start |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:18am On Jan 22, 2015 |
zeepatoprick:one million dollars for you in the future!!! 6 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:20am On Jan 22, 2015 |
legalwealth:I'm here for the comments, that's all! 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:22am On Jan 22, 2015 |
mafioso47:your own na 4 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:23am On Jan 22, 2015 |
CFCfan:good to know |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by dinachi(m): 2:23am On Jan 22, 2015 |
But of course I should expect this! Everybody knows that dicks do not smell, we all know that puccy do not just smell, they reek! Most women practically have rotten maggot infested graveyards between their legs! Puccys stink like hell and women know this. We even have a proverb in Igbo to that effect. Here goes..Ewere ka Otu si eshi agaghi ara ya. Meaning..if you pay attention to the stench from the puccy, you won't make love at all! 12 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 2:23am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Rawani: Bro that fish smell aint funny, , it kills spirit and some will have the nerve to ask for head! There was a time I had a lady come into my bedroom for some quality time. Her head game was good, she got me rock solid like Lex Steele, then when it was time to put my d1ck in, as she took off her pants, the smell slapped me like tear gas, my d1ck less, no ginger again. I told her I can't do it, another time. (Its very rude telling a woman her puna stinks) but bro that was the last day I saw her. My room was like cray fish for 3 weeks despite putting bleach, almost finished my perf, bought different freshners, still difficult to take out. Unfortunately for me I was using rug, I guess some of her stuff was secreted on the rug. Sorry for digressing but na true story. This happened almost a decade ago. Back to the thread, no matter how many days a guy repeats his boxers, his dck won't smell. 13 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Misogynist2014(m): 2:33am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Funny thread! An ambitious op wants to compare divinely inspired manliness with püssy. 6 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by magabounce(m): 2:41am On Jan 22, 2015 |
[size=40pt]ANOTHER COUNTER THREAD!!!!! [/size] |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Misogynist2014(m): 3:07am On Jan 22, 2015 |
candygosh:You're actually right! Due to the fact that god was rushing to create Eve so that Adam(the original image of god) won't die in his dream, he forgot to shave face of the püssy like he did for the inspired manliness, that's why a lot of men can't see the püssy when fücking a girl due to the thick, damp, marshy rainforest that produces methane, a deadly greenhouse gas that warms our atmosphere (2billion tons of methane emanate from the püssy every year, warming the precious manosphere). To cap it all, some girls' püssy hair traps a lot of dirt, which oozes out when you put a little water on it, some have even turned to white, that's why men don't lick that stuff. Little do I wonder why men call it 'püssy'. (I intentionally used 'g' so as not to bring God into this.) 9 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Mumuhari(m): 3:08am On Jan 22, 2015 |
How will I keep mine clean? 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by slap1(m): 4:21am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Ishilove:Hmm, Aunty Ishi. Preponderance of sticky boxers worldwide? Talking from experience? |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by AmaechiLinus(m): 4:28am On Jan 22, 2015 |
thank God say i no get joystick. Na Penis i get n e no dey smell. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by b0rn2fuck(m): 4:32am On Jan 22, 2015 |
My dick, my prick, my kondo, my orogun destroying pussy,vagina, toto since birth. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 4:41am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Lol. Counter thread. Women dont always agree to carry last. Good them sha. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 4:43am On Jan 22, 2015 |
b0rn2fuck: Lol. The award winning almighty pusssy destroyer has spoken! Your dick started destroying pusssies even before Buhari lost his certificate. 4 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 4:45am On Jan 22, 2015 |
jaybee08:hmm ok, wetin you want use this info do sef |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 4:47am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Kath5kouture:wait she is a lady oooo, how come you know all this secret? |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 4:50am On Jan 22, 2015 |
darne:wait ooo, she is a girl ooo, but how come she knows all this things, by the way i no fit wash my prick with hot water joor, before e castrate me and deny me of my sex right.. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Adesiji77: 4:51am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Ishilove: Ishilove! |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 5:04am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Adesiji77:Kini? |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ProsperUSA: 5:29am On Jan 22, 2015 |
What?
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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by karinaogiriki(f): 5:32am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Haba! Advice no be curse. Y are u taking it personal? Is it cause ur rod stinks n you dont wanna admit it? Only God knows the kind of dirty men that the OP has been having sex with cos we all know that most foul smells encountered during intercourse usually emanates from the vagina. Anyway thanks for the advice sha. I hope you sent a copy to your obviously dirty boyfriend [/quote] 1 Like |
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