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Last night a guy tried to take my wallet. After struggling with him for about five minutes, I still couldn't get it back. He had muscles of steal.

The police have not been able to catch the jewel thieves because they have a very good ring leader.

Sometimes when u LIFT yourself too high, you neva see your FLAWS (floors)
Lift=elevator

James is such a good gymnast,little wonder he easily jumped bail

James can't jump BALE, he's a very tall footballer

The flying dutchman is a Robin Van

Opulence is A-CCUSTOM to A-kind Omotola

It is an error to suppose that Courage means Corage in everything.

Pain in my head but its not your concern after all its MY GRAIN

You won't be allowed inside the party without ur party coolers (particulars)

For guys, its either party or games we can play with PADS...for ladies, PAD business no b game, hope y'all digg my FLOW



BTW, heard dat Chelsea's quadruple hopes didn't last 4-2 long, did
they?

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

I Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.

The son of God who became a son of man so that sons of men might be called sons of God

i'm reading a novel about MAZES, i got LOST in it

how do CONSTRUCTION workers party? they RAISE THE ROOF

when GLUE was invented, a lot of people got ATTACHED to it

I got fired from the calender company. All I did was take a day off.

I've always wanted another sister but my parents insisted they were done ''kidding", they mean business now, it's their "phucking" business anyway

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

without geometry, life is pointless

He has worked as a BANKER for two years and still COUNTING

Somalians are always fighting because they are the real horn of Africa.

***somalia is located in the place called the horn of Africa because its shaped like a horn****

The APC national leader is Tinunbu? I always thought it was a LAI.

***the national secretary of APC, Alh. LAI Mohammed

too much Google (copied n paste puns) in here !!!!

The flying Eagles just flew above the pillars of Nigerian league based in kano (flying Eagles just defeated kano pillars 2-1 in the super6)

The pitch was water logged so the referee gave the player a yellow card for diving.

The players were on PEACH jersey on the PITCH!

Wow...luv this thread..

lemme try one out...


I try many Ways to get High ..& wayn im finally high, I avoid the Highways..

He is a stock BROKEr yet he is BROKE!!! imagine

My old aunt hasn't been able to complete her story since she fell ill. She's still in a Coma(,)...

mxxpunkxx1:
too much Google (copied n paste puns) in here !!!!

what do u mean?