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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by obekah(m): 8:38am On Jan 26, 2015

[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote]Lie !!

Nt true...

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:39am On Jan 26, 2015

OP. Am a hell of a cook. I cook beta dan most ladies I know. I was raised with house chores so doing dem kinda exites me cos I love a neat environment.

It doesnt apply to every bachelor cos a lady's cooking or house chores hardly impresses me cos dis are tins I do wella, except when am just too tired to lift a needle.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by kazzamaks28(f): 8:41am On Jan 26, 2015

Bloody Anambara manchelour,u go old,I marry since 26 to d woman of my dreams,ibo mallam.

kayciano:
My man u tried but am YET TO EXPERIENCE This and am aging gracefully....
THERE are things I LOVE doing for myself.. and don't need assistance...things LIKE.
WASHING my clothes na my HOBBY..
WASHING my car na Hobby..
Cleaning my room na my Hobby..

D only thing I find difficult is COOKING but I pay a Lady to make my meals...
She visits does massive Cooking and gets paid for it and leaves.....and she enjoys it ,because sometimes some incentives are accrued to her..

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by condralbede(m): 8:44am On Jan 26, 2015

gonna those days when I do cut my hard while slicing vegetables or onions,nah me dey cheat market women self if I won go buy food stuffs,

op blve me ,wen u taste my delicacy nah die.ur post is quite funny but some of them don't count @all. And am not getting younger @all my parents r On my neck.

Some many girlfriends but few wives,..... am yet to see one!!

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:44am On Jan 26, 2015

bejeria101:
@OP my definition:this is one very lazy guy period! No be by wife

Should I call you "lazy" for not reading the conclusion of the thread? undecided

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:45am On Jan 26, 2015

prince3009:
Chai! 3,5,6 is so me o! No one fit try no.2 on me cos I am a correct alaye in the market. Infact, market women don know me as Akawo No 1

Sincere guy

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:46am On Jan 26, 2015

obongproff:
OP. Am a hell of a cook. I cook beta dan most ladies I know. I was raised with house chores so doing dem kinda exites me cos I love a neat environment.

It doesnt apply to every bachelor cos a lady's cooking or house chores hardly impresses me cos dis are tins I do wella, except when am just too tired to lift a needle.

LoL.... Read the conclusive part of my thread wink

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:47am On Jan 26, 2015

condralbede:
gonna those days when I do cut my hard while slicing vegetables or onions,nah me dey cheat market women self if I won go buy food stuffs,

op blve me ,wen u taste my delicacy nah die.ur post is quite funny but some of them don't count @all.

So you can Cook?

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:50am On Jan 26, 2015

Herzumpther:
Opening a thread at midnight is a symptom. If you have a wife you won't be opening a thread at such hour.

Yea, I know... What can we do? Work, read, eat, write and sleep...

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Olanireti(m): 8:50am On Jan 26, 2015

Am guilty of all. But money first before marriage

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:50am On Jan 26, 2015

phiszo:
i'm so over due for marraige.

I dey tell you... grin

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by condralbede(m): 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
So you can Cook?

Its part of my hobby..... grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by merits(m): 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015

[quote author=emusmith post=30136358][/quote]u get it all wrong broo!

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015

huptin:
you know the funny thing about this writeup? You can get married and still experience some of these problems, infact it could even be worse.

Yea... but I don't pray to... at least let it positive wink

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:52am On Jan 26, 2015

merits:
u get it all wrong broo!

Thanks anyway grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Korrection(m): 8:53am On Jan 26, 2015

Im a good cook and number 6 is talking about me...im having a problem marrying because women everywhere but very hard to get a wife....saw a lady at a supermarket..damn she was what I'm looking for in a woman ...dark...long natural hair..small okpolo eye...tall...and has a real womans shape...but I couldnt talk..cos my heart flew away..shame.

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Ritus(f): 8:53am On Jan 26, 2015

Get urself a wife or rather learn hw to do some household works includin d cookin aspect

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 26, 2015

adewasco2k:
The only one that gets me angry is when I'm busy on a money making project and I have to cook or go out to eat.

Or when I cook a good plenty meal and forgets to put the remaining in the fridge.

Sometimes, NEPA refuses to supply power and it gets spoilt... how long will you keep warming and warming soup ? lol ...

mehn!!

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:54am On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
Yea, I know... What can we do? Work, read, eat, write and sleep...

OK o.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 26, 2015

Herzumpther:
OK o.

Enjoying it while stocks last grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:55am On Jan 26, 2015

naijaboiy:
Mehn i've experienced all these at my young age...

Seems i'm due for marriage

Before kwanu? Your mate for monkey never become gr8 grand pa's.
Hahaha! Me to i've experienced them tire.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 26, 2015

Olanireti:
Am guilty of all. But money first before marriage

I think you've got a point! cheesy

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 8:59am On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
Enjoying it while stocks last

Lol.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by MizMyColi(f): 9:01am On Jan 26, 2015

Tymax:
Not peculiar to mature bachelors. Maybe this thread is just for humour.

Okay

You're mature. Noted. undecided

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:04am On Jan 26, 2015

Herzumpther:
Lol.

About the "Enjoying" part...it's not enjoyable o... Sometimes, it's kinda kinda "torturing" lemmie change the word...." boring" You get tired to read and work sometimes... GFM

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by optimusprime2(m): 9:08am On Jan 26, 2015

lol I experienced 5,6, & 7

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Okay

You're mature. Noted.

Good reply... it's even the "mature" ones that are usually found guilty in these areas... undecided

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Tymax(m): 9:09am On Jan 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Okay

You're mature. Noted.

Hey! If not for my new year resolution ennnn. angry

Good morning my runaway friend.

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:09am On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
About the "Enjoying" part...it's not enjoyable o... Sometimes, it's kinda kinda "torturing" lemmie change the word...." boring" You get tired to read and work sometimes... GFM

Go get married na grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Tymax(m): 9:10am On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
Good reply... it's even the "mature" ones that are usually found guilty in these areas...

Honestly, I doubt if you realize that I wrote "peculiar".

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:11am On Jan 26, 2015

condralbede:
Its part of my hobby.....

I need that as a hobby o... cheesy

I cook very well but mostly under good conditions: there should be power at least...

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 26, 2015

Tymax:
Honestly, I doubt if you realize that I wrote "peculiar".

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