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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 12:33pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
Sooo true...some of us are like that

hmmmmm... dey dia dey talk say " most of u r lyk dat" while d rest are busy getn married nd avin cute kids!! emusmith... GO and MARRY oh!! i don talk ma own finish!

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by AmaechiLinus(m): 12:33pm On Jan 26, 2015

Really!!! Now i know am due for marriage. Any girl/ lady interested?

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jan 26, 2015

Michelle55:
hmmmmm... dey dia dey talk say " most of u r lyk dat" while d rest are busy getn married nd avin cute kids!! emusmith... GO and MARRY oh!! i don talk ma own finish!

... Na dis year o... Dis year no go pass us by grin

...You na single?

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2015

AriDsexy:
Nice reply,I was going to same d same thing to him,considering most of his topic about women and relationship....Emusmith,I thought u know so much about women?

Lmao

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jan 26, 2015

AmaechiLinus:
Really!!! Now i know am due for marriage. Any girl/ lady interested?

They're many...scroll up...Thank me later cheesy

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by parcifal: 12:50pm On Jan 26, 2015

IN ADDITION----
1). When his bathe Soup(which lasts up to a week) now lasts only for 3 days and u start seeing Verseline or Salad cream beside his pillow.
2). When his bank account balance has gone more than 7 digits especially if his from South-East...
THEN HE IS DUE TO GET MARRIED... Lolz

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 12:50pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
... Na dis year o... Dis year no go pass us by ...You na single?

amen for u oh... na ur weddn rice i dey prépare for abeg

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by simdam500(m): 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2015

What it with these rules and regulations on nl these days....

This sounds mature tho wink

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
LoL.... Read the conclusive part of my thread

okay I don see ur disclaimer cheesy

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by ipromise: 1:46pm On Jan 26, 2015

@ op as if u know what i am going through..... grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by lonelydora: 1:57pm On Jan 26, 2015

Number 4 so true.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jan 26, 2015

obongproff:
okay I don see ur disclaimer

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jan 26, 2015

lonelydora:
Number 4 so true.

I'm happy to hear that... BAN ( Bachelors Association of Naira land) grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nicklaus(m): 1:59pm On Jan 26, 2015

Nneka123:
so true

. How would you know that.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jan 26, 2015

Michelle55:
amen for u oh... na ur weddn rice i dey prépare for abeg

Answer my question na, Michelle...; D

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jan 26, 2015

simdam500:
What it with these rules and regulations on nl these days....

This sounds mature tho

Thanks

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nicklaus(m): 2:01pm On Jan 26, 2015

kayciano:
My man u tried but am YET TO EXPERIENCE This and am aging gracefully....
THERE are things I LOVE doing for myself.. and don't need assistance...things LIKE.
WASHING my clothes na my HOBBY..
WASHING my car na Hobby..
Cleaning my room na my Hobby..

D only thing I find difficult is COOKING but I pay a Lady to make my meals...
She visits does massive Cooking and gets paid for it and leaves.....and she enjoys it ,because sometimes some incentives are accrued to her..

. I am dying to know what those incentives are. She probably cherish them than the normal pay. Like your style bro.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nicklaus(m): 2:07pm On Jan 26, 2015

They don't apply to me. Cooking is what I love doing the most. Let's just say I don't like going to buy cooking things. But I don't intend to put all those responsibilities on my wife alone.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by lonelydora: 2:17pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
I'm happy to hear that... BAN ( Bachelors Association of Naira land)

you look me finish call me BAN? Well when I married you were still in the womb.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jan 26, 2015

adewasco2k:
Really? OK...good morning

hehe...good afternoon

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 26, 2015

lonelydora:
you look me finish call me BAN? Well when I married you were still in the womb.

Hmm... In a faceless forum plus your pix not been there? grin

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by seyibobo(m): 2:54pm On Jan 26, 2015

Very true.

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 26, 2015

seyibobo:
Very true.

...Are you married?

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Missmossy(f): 3:07pm On Jan 26, 2015

Buhahahahaha very funny one grin

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jan 26, 2015

Mossy, I keep seeing you...Everywhere I go...hmm... cheesy

...what does it imply? undecided

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Missmossy(f): 3:10pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
Mossy, I keep seeing you...Everywhere I go...hmm......what does it imply?

Huh

Dunno

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Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Jan 26, 2015

Missmossy:
Huh

Dunno
Huh

Dunno :-/

Hmm...

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by seyibobo(m): 3:55pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
...Are you married?

Not yet.........

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 4:11pm On Jan 26, 2015

seyibobo:
Not yet.........

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jan 26, 2015

Aridsexy... your dp sha cheesy

Re: Funny Symptoms That You Are "Due" To Go Get Yourself A Wife! by Michelle55: 4:28pm On Jan 26, 2015

emusmith:
Answer my question na, Michelle...; D

wats ur question ?

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