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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


you are the miserable sod!
look at you - crying over the internet over a fisherman that revels on killing children.

your IQ must be lower than your shoe size.
oloshious nuisance.

Shut up there cretinous fvcktard. When will you evolve into a human being and stop jumping from tree-to-tree. grin grin grin grin

Even my dog is better than you anytime any day, you can't kiss his azz. cheesy grin cool

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by LRNZH(m): 12:57pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


I am not the cause of your misery you frustrated beast of burden. grin grin grin

Young boy. Respect yourself.

You were the one who advised OP to open this thread and embarrass his reputation beyond reasonable doubt.

Now you want to start an e-fight. Can't you reason properly for once?
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


Shut up there cretinous fvcktard. When will you evolve into a human being and stop jumping from tree-to-tree. grin grin grin grin

Even my dog is better than you anytime any day, you can't kiss his azz. cheesy grin cool

says the fool whose birth certificate was an apology letter from a condom factory. your conception was a factory error. grin

it shouldn't have happened. grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2015
LRNZH:


[s]Young boy. Respect yourself.

You were the one who advised OP to open this thread and embarrass his reputation beyond reasonable doubt.

Now you want to start an e-fight. Can't you reason properly for once?
[/s]

Stay on your lane, he has dealt a devastating blow to your propaganda. Go to hell. embarassed embarassed
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


says the fool whose birth certificate was an apology letter from a condom factory. your conception was a factory error. grin

it shouldn't have happened. grin

You are a product of experimental cross breeding between a baboon and a dog, no wonder the earth is cursed with your miserable existence. grin grin grin

I pity your father who could not afford ordinary N50 Gold circle otherwise the world would not be cursed with a cretin like you. grin grin grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:01pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


Stay on your lane, he has dealt a devastating blow to your propaganda. Go to hell. embarassed embarassed

no, you go to hell - you disgusting sack of shyte! who do you think you are? does this place look like your village?

EUROBOMBER:

You are a product of experimental cross breeding between a baboon and a dog, no wonder the earth is cursed with your miserable existence. grin grin grin
I pity your father who could not afford ordinary N50 Gold circle otherwise the world would not be cursed with a cretin like you. grin grin grin

says the bastärd that was conceived by 12 ugly vigilante men. you are a product of a levirate marriage. the man you think is your real dad inherited your mother from his brother.

this is why your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams. you had to be shovelled out by 12-able bodied men cos you clung to the vagińal wall as you fear the poverty-stricken environment you were about to be born into.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


no, you go to hell - you disgusting sack of shyte! who do you think you are? does this place look like your village?

Go munch some expired ewedu, useless ape sired by village monkeys.
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by LRNZH(m): 1:03pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


Stay on your lane, he has dealt a devastating blow to your propaganda. Go to hell. embarassed embarassed
See frustration.

None of you could answer the simple question:

Did GEJ start Primary school at age 3 in Otueke?
That's where your lies bus stop is. Lie on this let us deflate you further.

Collynzo9. It is on record that this is the imbecilic jejeune that wrongly advised you to open this worthless thread. grin grin
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:06pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


Go munch some expired ewedu, useless ape sired by village monkeys.

oloshious fellow......
so much shyte comes out of your mouth, your rectüm is jealous. a douche-bag of your magnitude would clean the vagińa of a whale.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:06pm On Jan 29, 2015
LRNZH:

See frustration.

None of you could answer the simple question:

Did GEJ start Primary school at age 3 in Otueke?
That's where your lies bus stop is. Lie on this let us deflate you further.

Collynzo9. It is on record that this is the imbecilic jejeune that wrongly advised you to open this worthless thread. grin grin

I feel your pain. grin grin grin ;DYou can drink concentrated acid and end your misery. grin grin grin grin

Cry me atlantic cheesy grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by ATribeCalledBen(m): 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2015
Collynzo9:
This is in response to this thread where our Amiable President was accused of falsifying his age.

President Jonathan's Curriculum Vitae
Education St Stephen’s primary school ( now state school ) Otuoke, 1961 – 1965
St Michael’s primary school, Oloibiri, Bayelsa
State FSLC, 1966 – 1969
Mater Dei high school, Imiringi, Bayelsa State , 1971 – 1975
University of Port Harcourt, 1977 – 1981
University of Port Harcourt, 1983 – 1984
University of Port Harcourt, 1987 – 1995

Jonathan finished secondary school in Bayelsa in 1975, moved to Port harcourt that same year (1975) where he got a job at the customs, he worked there for 2 years before securing admission in uniport in 1987.


www.onlinenigeria.com/links/LinksReadPrint.asp?blurb=640

He obviously meant 1975 in that speech, I believe the writer of the article didn't hear him properly, 1955 isn't after the civil war, 1975 is!
I have searched for a video of that speech to hear exaclty what he said and this is the best I could find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJXq_x6M2-I
OP I totally disagree with you...the same speech you heard on that video was also the same speech that the picture was also uploaded with in the previous thread...is no news he falsified his age....PEACE!
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


oloshious fellow......
so much shyte comes out of your mouth, your rectüm is jealous. a douche-bag of your magnitude would clean the vagińa of a whale.

Shut up there, your mother was the village witch stationed at the shrine to service all the babalawos when nature calls grin grin grin grin

Do you know your father. grin grin grin You were belched out of a smelly puksy as big as a well. grin grin grin tongue

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:09pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:

Shut up there, your mother was the village witch stationed at the shrine to service all the babalawos when nature calls grin grin grin grin

Do you know your father. grin grin grin You were belched out of a cunt as big as a well. grin grin grin tongue

this fool is even stealing my lines to use against me. i know your type. you must have been conceived via anäl sėx and that explains how much of an arsëhole you are.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


this fool is even stealing my lines to use against me. i know your type. you must have been conceived via anäl sėx and that explains how much of an arsëhole you are.


When will you stop sleeping under the bridge tongue tongue tongue I hope I will not pick your moma at allen tonight where she is donating free pomo. grin grin grin grin
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by LRNZH(m): 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


oloshious fellow......
so much shyte comes out of your mouth, your rectüm is jealous. a douche-bag of your magnitude would clean the vagińa of a whale.

No mind the EuroBastard.

Imagine this clown misleading Colkynzo9 into posting nonsense.
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


When will you stop sleeping under the bridge tongue tongue tongue I hope I will not pick your moma at allen tonight where she is donating free pomo. grin grin grin grin

lame!
you are a cretinous twät - you lost your virginity to your dad. incëst is so embedded in your genetic code, your red blood cells often räpe the white ones.

i don't blame you though - i can only blame the recipient of your y-chromosomes who should have swallowed it with a warm bottle of alomo bitters.


LRNZH:

No mind the EuroBastard.
Imagine this clown misleading Colkynzo9 into posting nonsense.

he has to be a bästard, without a doubt.
only a bastard reasons like he does - illegitimate kids are never known to reason logically.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


lame!
you are a cretinous twät - you lost your virginity to your dad. incëst is so embedded in your genetic code, your blood cells often räpe the white ones.

i don't blame you though - i can only blame the recipient of your y-chromosomes who should have swallowed it with a warm bottle of alomo bitters.

I saved your moma when she was being gang molested by orangutans grin grin grin grin No wonder you have become a jobless nonentity in society. grin grin grin grin

I am looking for a dispatch rider, care to apply? wink wink Hope you know Lagos well.

You are a worthless piece of garbage and should be sacrificed to amadioha. grin grin grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jan 29, 2015
LRNZH:


[s]No mind the EuroBastard.

Imagine this clown misleading Colkynzo9 into posting nonsense.
[/s]

I feel your pain grin grin grin grin Collynzo really hit you below the belt. grin grin grin

Now take this and do the needful. grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:21pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


I saved your moma when she was being gang molested by orangutans grin grin grin grin No wonder you have become a jobless nonentity in society. grin grin grin grin

I am looking for a dispatch rider, care to apply? wink wink Hope you know Lagos well.

You are a worthless piece of garbage and should be sacrificed to amadioha. grin grin grin

you are not creative, are you?
you cannot even rebut the fact that you lost your virginity to your dad. he sòdomised you so much that if you go into a spërm bank & fart in a test tube, at least of the gas would be useful.

the diameter of your bütthole is so humongous. one can shove an easter egg in and out without breaking it. i dunno when mental hospitals in nigeria stopped monitoring brain dead patients like yourself while using the internet. nurse chioma will soon put you back in your cage.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


you are not creative, are you?
you cannot even rebut the fact that you lost your virginity to your dad. he sòdomised you so much that if you go into a spërm bank & fart in a test tube, at least of the gas would be useful.

the diameter of your bütthole is so humongous. one can shove an easter egg in and out without breaking it. i dunno when mental hospitals in nigeria stopped monitoring brain dead patients like yourself while using the internet. nurse chioma will soon put you back in your cage.

I blame your mother the village witch that belched you from her smelly cunt. grin grin grin grin

Do you want to know the meaning of sahara, when you go home, open ya mama skirt grin grin grin grin grin The smell from her pugzy can destroy more than all the Russian nuclear arsenal. grin grin grin

Your mothers pugzy is bigger than Chevron oil well. Evidence of too much banging by village apes tongue tongue

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by intergral(m): 1:28pm On Jan 29, 2015
Collynzo9:
This is in response to this thread where our Amiable President was accused of falsifying his age.

President Jonathan's Curriculum Vitae
Education St Stephen’s primary school ( now state school ) Otuoke, 1961 – 1965
I
let me teach you how to do your home work.... Jonathan got admission into primary school in "1961" does it mean that its his date of birth? To refresh you fish brain for you, pupils got admitted those days to primary school between the age of 6-12 so assuming he got admission at the age 9 now count 9 years back wards. He might also be above 9 so please before you post rubbish do you home work before you become clueless like your oga and thank me later #IHAVEDECIDEDGMB/PYO

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:

I blame your mother the village witch that belched you from her smelly cunt. grin grin grin grin

Do you want to know the meaning of sahara, when you go home, open ya mama skirt grin grin grin grin grin The smell from her pugzy can destroy more than all the Russian nuclear arsenal. grin grin grin

Your mothers pugzy is bigger than Chevron oil well. Evidence of too much banging by village apes tongue tongue

creativity is zero!
shaking my head....:you wanna be like me but you cannot. sahara is nothing compared to what we heard about your momma.

she fücks about a hundred men and the last time one of her clients tried to finger her, somebody shook his hands. the size of her püssy is twice the size of jurassic park.

dinosaurs, 250 chibok girls and the entire second half of the last world cup final were all found in her tampon socket. how else do you think 12 men were able to use shovels to dig you out of it?

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


creativity is zero!
shaking my head....:you wanna be like me but you cannot. sahara is nothing compared to what we heard about your momma.

she fücks about a hundred men and the last time one of her clients tried to finger her, somebody shook his hands. the size of her püssy is twice the size of jurassic park.

dinosaurs, 250 chibok girls and the entire second half of the last world cup final were all found in her tampon socket. how else do you think 12 men were able to use shovels to dig you out of it?

All your family members and family tree are all still in the rain forests grin grin grin grin When will your moma stop donating free ponmo oooo grin grin grin

BTW your father should stop selling lacasera and gala on the express grin grin grin A man of his age should not be doing such but how can I blame him when his son is yet to become a human grin grin grin

Even dinosaurs will die at the stench oozing from ya mama smelly pugzy. grin grin grin grin

Satan will reject the village witch that cursed the earth with your useless existence. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Go figure. cheesy wink

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


All your family members and family tree are all still in the rain forests grin grin grin grin When will your moma stop donating free ponmo oooo grin grin grin

BTW your father should stop selling lacasera and gala on the express grin grin grin A man of his age should not be doing such but how can I blame him when his son is yet to become a human grin grin grin

Even dinosaurs will die at the stench oozing from ya mama smelly pugzy. grin grin grin grin

Satan will reject the village witch that cursed the earth with your useless existence. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Go figure. cheesy wink

why can't this vermin get a strong rope, a beam to tie it to and do himself a favour? your propensity to stretch the borders of idïocy is peerless. you musta gotten the stüpid genes from the owner of your y-chromosomes.


you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your intelligence quotient. i am very happy to waste my breath on you - a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Collynzo9: 1:43pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


I feel your pain grin grin grin grin Collynzo really hit you below the belt. grin grin grin

Now take this and do the needful. grin
My guy ignore them, the deed is done.
They will never mention the issue again.
Meanwhile Buhari's certificate matter is still unresolved.
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by fujirice: 1:43pm On Jan 29, 2015
adeoladrg:
As a neutral, I feel sad that this man Jonathan still has supporters. Failed man, failed government. No power, no food, no jobs! What do we need all these for? Whether 1955 or 1975 we don't want to know!






Pls send this man back to Otuoke!
Lol! And you say you are "a neutral?" y not add no wife/girlfriend, no husband/boyfriend while you are at it? See, there's no shame in supporting what you believe in. There's no need hiding under neutrality to do it. U owe no one no explanation.......cheers!

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2015
Collynzo9:

My guy ignore them, the deed is done.
They will never mention the issue again.
Meanwhile Buhari's certificate matter is still unresolved.

GEJ is an age-cheat!
he couldn't have started primary school in the creeks of bayelsa at age 3.

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2015
coogar:


why can't this vermin get a strong rope, a beam to tie it to and do himself a favour? your propensity to stretch the borders of idïocy is peerless. you musta gotten the stüpid genes from the owner of your y-chromosomes.


you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question his intelligence quotient. i am very happy to waste my breath on you - a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

even satan will rather use vaseline than use your useless mama tongue tongue grin

Oh, it must really suck to be you. See your parents down there paying their respects. grin grin grin grin grin I feel your pain, it is not easy to be homeless and sleeping under the bride every night. grin grin grin Ok coogar, i am kind so i will allow you live with me dog for just one week in his cage grin grin better be a good boy or he will molest you and chew ya scrotum. grin grin grin

See coogars father and moma ooo grin grin grin grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by neocortex: 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2015
Bevista:
Propaganda or not, it's nice to see you also struggle to defend yourself against something you are not guilty of.

Atleast, now you have something to preoccupy ur lowly minds outside the stale certificate propaganda.

#TeamGMB2015

It isn't propaganda, the whole world knows that the undeserved "general" has no certs and should be deranked.
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jan 29, 2015
Collynzo9:

My guy ignore them, the deed is done.
They will never mention the issue again.
Meanwhile Buhari's certificate matter is still unresolved.

Don't worry, coogar will commit suicide today. the guy don buy real markate. grin grin grin

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:48pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:

even satan will rather use vaseline than use your useless mama tongue tongue grin

Oh, it must really suck to be you. See your parents down there paying their respects. grin grin grin grin grin I feel your pain, it is not easy to be homeless and sleeping under the bride every night. grin grin grin Ok coogar, i am kind so i will allow you live with me dog for just one week in his cage grin grin better be a good boy or he will molest you and chew ya scrotum. grin grin grin

See coogars father and moma ooo grin grin grin grin

i am sure it's still perfectly legal to abort you. . . .you should have been aborted or perhaps your midwife should have used your umbilical cord to strangle you so you don't pass this your ancestrally-cursed genes to your offspring.

if idiocy is a felony, you won't get a death sentence, it would be a death paragraph!
you possess intelligence of an unborn foetus. it'd be a mercy killing to have you executed.....the strains of the daftness you carry is contagious.

better seek the help of a spiritualist....

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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:50pm On Jan 29, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


Don't worry, coogar will commit suicide today. the guy don buy real markate. grin grin grin

if you have any decorum left in you, you would decapitate your mother for allowing an irresponsible drunk like your father to have consensual sex with her.

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