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We MAY have a change on MAY 29.

the FART is, she ate too much beans and milk.

she takes too much junk foods that's why she gets too FART(fat&fart) always.

I need PEACE in my system... i need to PISS am pressed

4th mainland wetin? abeg i no come lagos to count bridge!

there was an agreement to rebuild the forth mainland BRIDGE but there was a BREACH of contract by the contractors

A vegetarian girl said she recognized me but I have never met herbivore.

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof

Though i'm not an ARTIST, i can DRAW attention.

I don’t have a BROOM, but i'm SWEEPING you off your feet.

No matter how much WEED the devil SMOKES, GOD is still the MOST HIGH

In no time i can make you watch me.

The conductor couldn't hear the passenger requesting for his CHANGE because he was busy watching APC supporters chanting the word CHANGE!

It's time for christians to wakeup! Just prayers and praises cant defeat the devil... We need WARSHIP also

Lol Ok no offense...but some of this puns I'm seeing are bad.

Isle of view is just a word used by men to con females
All she said was a crewel lye had to be used to patch things up

3rd mainland bridge...
Now they talking 4th mainland bridge...
I come lagos to count bridge?

Obasanjo's name ring BELLS. (obasonjo owns bells university)

standing on his FEET he screamed who wants to meet deFEAT!

Mine.

You asked to come see me and you are asking for transport fare? Well here is a Teee P (tip pronounced tp) walk around it.

davseun2ta:
standing on his FEET he screamed who wants to meet deFEAT!

now you know thefeet

you suggested I come to your place so we can go for the meeting, yet you are requesting for T-FAIR from me, its not FAIR

never trust an atom, they make up everything.

losprince:
now you know thefeet

... who wants to meet defeat?...lol!!!!!! I thought I was the only one who loved that line!

The America Soldiers went to war to make peace....

denniece1:
never trust an atom, they make up everything.

word!

This diva stated(devastated) "chicks are broke"

davseun2ta:
... who wants to meet defeat?...lol!!!!!! I thought I was the only one who loved that line!

the line that got me hooked to that show,

Funny how love peddlers only sell sex.

losprince:
Funny how love peddlers only sell sex.

oh! and don't fail to mention, tasting every TOM'S DICK and HARRY'S in the process.

Writing with a broken pen is pointless

illicit:
Dnt make me DRAW my weapon, unless u want a SKETCH!

dont make me DRAW my weapon, u wont LIKE it!.

cordss:
dont make me DRAW my weapon, u wont LIKE it!.

no correlation btw draw and like, ur statement cud be interpreted in many ways, draw and sketch relates