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they YEN (yearn) for more like the JAPANESE

He makes it rain, I make a Tsunami -mi

You got it? I got the tools, I got ndani -mi

U r not a real woman until I VALiDATE u

okabe:
U r not a real woman until I VALiDATE u

cool

SOME kids in the class doesn't know their SUM...

The KITCHEN is the place where the husband and wife have the most HEATED argument

Being struck by LIGHTNING is a SHOCKING experience

Are Law students that DUMB? Wonder why they have a moot (MUTE) court.

Heaven is a place of knowledge, God knows.
my name is in the TESTAMENTS, God WILLing.

What do u call a mute heavyweight, dumbbell?

The crossed eye teacher had trouble controlling his pupils

Why can't a nose be 12inch long?..,
Because then it would be a foot.

Math pun are the first SINE of madness COS it's not sTANdard

I got hit with a can of coke,luckily it was a soft drink

I used to be a BANKER till I lost INTEREST and became a PRINCIPAL in a highly RATEd school

pureIvory:
cool

Tanks hun

The west African team has gotten to the final of AFCON 2013. So FASO GOOD for BURKINA.


**football followers will dig***

People say my puns are AVERAGE but that's just MEAN

My boss is a big piece of SHIIIT! He wants to fire my AZZZ. I hope I can TWERK my way outta this MESS!

Hola Fam.

I'm not that good at literature so I've decided to leave poetry to the prose.

Am not a WEIGHT LOSS machine but i let the FAT woman LEAN on me

you know she is gay, so hanging out with a gay appears to be nothing to her

A lot of copied puns on the internet without CREDIT given, will make one run out of AIRTIME.

I can make puns all day about VEGETARIANS because I know they won't have a BEEF with me.

The NEWLY BUILT ULTRA MODERN ANNEX of the SCHOOL is on a CLASS of its own.

Hey guys sorry I've been caught up in skul work. Quantity surveying is both a Blessing and a Course

I remember when I was writing my Jamb exam. I kept trying to ask the girl beside me some questions, she ignored me because she said I wasn't just her Type

As the manager of our Head office, I always look out for and employ ladies that have the drive to suck seed.

I'm in love with almost all the consonants of the alphabets including w,x and z. I don't really know y. (._. )( ._.)

Kudos to nipp.les. If not for them, brea.sts would be pointless.

When the victoria secret model found some grey hair on her head, she thought she'd dye.

Your Attacking skills suck...no Offence