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username792:
Thanks dude, *e-hug*

I don't do hugs much RL but (e-hug) back.

coogar:
good night.....



you must have conceived via anäl sëx to post the above. do i know your poverty-stricken self? oh - so you carry the frustrations of your generational curse to this thread because you weren't babe enough to address it where i posted it?

the last time i saw something like you - i covered it with fat rolls of tissue paper and pressed the flush button.




this heifer has been stalking my posts everywhere and she's not even ashamed to admit it. it's unfortunate, i don't join issues with brain-dead bimbos like yourself.

if you have any problem with me, please write it nicely on a piece of paper, fold it up, and shove it up your rectüm. my opinion is my opinion. attack the message, leave me out of it.



the kinda women i take to bed are the ones you beg for $$$, undies & hair attachments every month of your life. minus the internet, there's no way your type would associate with my type. like i told you earlier, forget these wet dreams you keep having.



your vagińa isn't worth a nickel!
i mean - out of all the sophisticated väginas around me, it's yours that would entice me. a vagińa that has not seen any proper treatment since your grandmother stuck limestone in it to numb your clitöral hood.

these firewood-background bitchës don't know their level sha.



moisten your middle finger, stiffen it and sit on it......you disgusting asswax. stay in my lane? do i fùcking even know you from anywhere? you carried your family frustrations to this thread from God knows where and you have the gall to type the above?

you are a disgrace to womanhood!

I just choked on my corn on a cob .. COOGAR OSEYITAN !!!

* Where's that sneaky laughing cat gif when you need it*

username792:
Oh anal conception, so it is how they do things at the pigsty? Sorry hun, but us humans use the 'other' more sanitised way to conceive. Anyway this may explain your general full-of-shitness, who knows?

you waited close to 2 hrs to type this crap? you must be a masochist! fortunately for an epileptic beast of burden like yourself, i have knocked off more stubborn black heads like yourself than pimple-removal cream.

I dont know, please tell me. I am now learning that im 'poverty-stricken', bitcchh TELL ME MORE :-) i guess that was your safest bet since we are among Nigerians and Nigeria is a poverty-stricken country. *clapping emoji* wow smarty pants so much for class, your face is still loopsided from that hit though. Try harder next time, im know my blessings and because of that POVERTY is no LAUGHING OR SHAMING MATTER TO ME. I hope you bring that to your friends in the pigsty, you taught me about anal concepion and im teaching you about this.

don't put me in your poverty echelon. you are obviously displaying the poverty of common sense here. you are not only financially impoverished, you are intellectually sterile as well.

Few post ago you mistaked me for one good ashawo you seem to know who sleep with her colleagues. You seem to be projecting your hatred of her unto me. She may have turn you down. Everybody get a ride but bitchhh ass nigga. *shrug* it is all well hun, but dont take it out on me.

heap of balderdash!
how you sat down for close to 2 hrs to type this baloney suggests you have the brain power of a praying mantis.

And you werent MAN ENOUGH TO QUOTE ME BIITTCH? I dont want to 'address' you, I just want you to get off me you bitchh

i am allergic to mgbeke types like you. besides, my rules of engagement is simple. i don't take shots until i am mentioned. so go eat a dïck!

I dont doubt that now that I know about 'anal conception'. You were probably trying to make babies and given where you are from, women now equal feces in your brain. But hun, human ways and human women are different but anyway who am I to step between a swine and his anal conception. WHO? Does this also explain your pathological hatred for women? Having to ram through all that poo can make one resentful :/

the message is simple and concise. it means you are an arsëhole because you were conceived via anäl sėx. you don't have need a palmtop to decipher that. stop the overanalysis of a simple line.

That is super true, bimbos like myself are too hard to take on which is why you stay you biittcchh ass on the side LIKE A TRUE MAN may I add, talking smack about me. High five bittchh, you winning :-)

yet more baloney......

Instead of telling me how Im syalking you, you should ask yourself why your sorry ass is always first on all Nairaland threads cheering up violence against women. Do they pay bums like you for that? That would explain it since you are rich and all. Hating troll online. Truly winning.

where exactly did i cheer violence against women? are you sure you are not carrying a generational curse? up until 12 hrs ago, i didn't even know you exist.

OH BOY, THAT OBSESSION WITH THE ANUS AGAIN? AGAIN? Ok this is starting to be worrying. I now know about the pigsty ways but it cant explain it all. Is this some kind of Freudian slip where you are trying to confess some homoerotic urges? O_0 That would also explain your bile against women.

you can bring your finest girl friend to test my orientation. what a tool!

*Diana Ross' Im coming out' playing in the background* Boo, be you k? Dont let nobody tell you you cant be beautiful and flamboyant. There is nothing wrong with being a bit fruity on the side, k? Women are not your enemies, k? I will support you whatever You do. *Covers your porky and filthy self with the rainbow flag*

you wouldn't be able to support yourself if your spine is made of pillars. products of broken homes like yourself are misguided, deluded, priggish and are too emotional to be dead accurate about their thinking.

Yeah YADA YADA. But is it before or after you have killed, raped, maimed or murdered them. This was my question. I would never have approched your type. That is for sure. Hanging out in caves and doing savage shit is soooooo 200k years ago. I mean, we homo sapiens have moved on and shiit, i thought Neandertalians had disappear, now I know better, some had to mix with pigs to survive.
Also thank you for letting me know that the 'classy' women around you share money, hair and undies with strangers. True pigsty ways!

so why all these clitöral erëctions for me? go and pick street urchins in your class to troll abeg. coogar is a higher breed.

I know since you clearly prefer the anus :-/ Do you boo.

the scars of your childhood is coming back to your memory? why not see a shrink. it must be hard to have grown up all these years with the ugly experiences of your parents felching on you.

And please, serve me MORE FIXATION WITH MY VAGINAL BITS that's clearly an obsession you shate with the other loony, miserable, pervert.
Btw 'men' FEELING THE NEED TO BRAG ABOUT ALL THE PUSS GAME THEY HAVE are a bit suspect and are desperatly trying to prove something.

nah, in this habitat - if you have got it, you flaunt it. i am an alpha male. the very top pedigree. no wonder the nerve endings of your bits have been short circuiting all day. stop stalking me. your type is intellectually out of my league.

I mean I had to pause and laugh for a sec. Like you have so much puss, and it is here that you are hunting for game ON NAIRALAND OF ALL PLACES? HAHAHAHAHAHA awwww you are following your babe. Does she knows about all your 'sophisticated vagginas' and your stance on the murdering of women?

mind your own business!
why are you jealous of the type of women i take to bed? ain't you a virgin anymore?

what a fool!
boasting about virginity on a faceless forum to score cheap brownie points. who cares about your sad and uninteresting miserable life you live?

HAHAHAHAHAH the fvcking trolls on this site will kill me. Fvcking loser, filthy creeps who hate woman online then travel to a whole new country for some ass. Yeah sure hun, i totes buy that shhiitt

we know the kinda women we despise. if you notice, i have decent conversations with women that are classy. however, the numbskull runts like yourself don't deserve the respect - so we treat you like ruminant animals.

Exactely what i thought when I looked down and saw your triffling ass talking shit bout me.

talk shyte about you?
who are you? prophet mohammed, jesus christ? no? you are not any of them? you have no significance to spark my interest.

BIITTTCHH WHY WONT YOU STAY IN YOUR LAANE?? BITTCHHH WHYYY

selective amnesia - you quoted me first. until now, your existence or non existence does not matter to me. if you fall off a skyscraper and die tonight, i wouldn't give a rat's ass about you.

ANUS AGAIN?!?!?! UMMMMMM

#sighs

Your lane is in the pigsty marinatinging in all that poo and anal juice you seem to like so much. You dont know me BUT you know that i carried my family frustrarions in this thread, ummmkay.

a cursory glance at your comments would reveal an obese female who is bottling up loads of anger and frustration from the shyte childhood she experienced. how can you have a good father and hate men like you do?

Thanking you for letting me know that im a disgrace to womanhood. I mean since a MURDER ADVOCATING, WOMEN BASHING, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE PUSHING MONGREL WHO IS HALF NEANTHERTALIAN AND HALF PIG SAYS IT, I GUESS, THAT MUST BE THE GOSPEL TRUTH RIGHT?

evidence of a kerosene background.

Fuckin bitttchh, get a life where hating women wont be such a prioriyy, useless bummm.

you are the bïtch here.....
anyhow you play it, you would always be a bïtch to be fücked, used and peed on by any man that decides to take sympathy on your sexual frustrations.

a douchebag of your size would certainly cleanse the vagińa of a whale. stop stalking my posts or my opinion. i do what i like, i do what i want. if you don't like my comments, kindly ignore them or............get a long rope, a strong beam to tie it to & do the obvious.

Lmao...coogz is killing that mofo!

You should've sent me an invite when the party started...a nyggah was stuck on the military thread handling some trolls.

baby124,

Why did you run away like a freaking coward, after spouting nonsense? You lot think folks have time to create alt handles for ya jobless and promiscuous ar.ses?

SirShymexx:
Why did you post my handle on the thread?

Just watch it, if you don't want me to get on ya case.

Don't let me open ya case-file again. If you aren't intelligent enough to discern alt handles, just keep my handle out of ya nonsense. I don't care about these repulsive fvckers to open an alt handle for them. Stay in ya lane...a word is enough for the wise.

You once opened my case file? Really?

SirShymexx:
Lmao...coogz is killing that mofo!

You should've sent me an invite when the party started...a nyggah was stuck on the military thread handling some trolls.

baby124,

Why did you run away like a freaking coward, after spouting nonsense? You lot think folks have time to create alt handles for ya jobless and promiscuous ar.ses?

Run away? From where? From who. Do you or do you not create alt handles to insult people? Deny it. That's one. Two, you see when one plays too much with people who do not know how to speak. This is what happens. I am waiting

baby124:
You once opened my case file? Really?

Stop fvking laughing!

Why did you post my fvcking handle? If your brain cells aren't functional enough to discern lexicon and writing patterns in alt handles - don't post my freaking handle in stupid shiit again. You lot are just utterly disrespectful - I guess it has to do with the internet being a leveler of some sort. What the fvck is wrong with you? Open alt handle for useless bums yano - when did I start giving two fvcks about inconsequential scums?

Watch ya fvcking mouth.

baby124:
Run away? From where? From who

Why did you disappear when you saw me on the thread?

SirShymexx:
Stop fvking laughing!

Why did you post my fvcking handle? If your brain cells aren't functional enough to discern lexicon and writing patterns in alt handles - don't post my freaking handle in stupid shiit again. You lot are just utterly disrespectful - I guess it has to do with the internet being a leveler of some sort. What the fvck is wrong with you? Open alt handle for useless bums yano - when did I start giving two fvcks about inconsequential scums?

Watch ya fvcking mouth.

You are obviously insane. Lol! What nonsense is this? Are you okay

SirShymexx:
Why did you disappear when you saw me on the thread?

You actually think I was looking for you People are busy you know.

baby124:
You are obviously insane. Lol! What nonsense is this? Are you okay

You're an idi.ot! Playing dumb now, are we?

I reiterate: why did you post my handle in that nonsense?

sirshymexx & baby124? haba...
you guys are my favourite posters here. why una dey fight now? please - it's enough.

shymexx abeg, let her be. baby124 is my distant cousin. please, sheathe your hattori honzo sword.

Ewuro4:
I just choked on my corn on a cob .. COOGAR OSEYITAN !!!
* Where's that sneaky laughing cat gif when you need it*

innocent me

BlackLeopard:
You're cracking me up more and more.

https://i.imgur.com/jCceqEx.jpg

SirShymexx:
You're an idi.ot! Playing dumb now, are we?

I reiterate: why did you post my handle in that nonsense?

Jor mabinu. Let it slide. Jor please

Coogar.. Dakun ohh.. Hian

coogar:
you may be a pröstitute that takes it up the arsë! many like you are in islamic countries... if you have any iota of class in you, i don't think you would bring up your virginity in public. who is interested in your accursed hymēn? is this a case of mgbeke displaying her wares to ensnare gullible men like ikechukwu obudulu. this is the 21st century - your hymën isn't the selling point, your intelligence is.

who would touch a hymën that hasn't ever had a pap smear test? hymën that comes in contact with second hand undies? hymen that uses jizz-rags instead of quality sanitary pads? your idïocy measured in watts would fix all the electricity problems in 3rd world countries. so because i humiliated you on the other thread, you had the nerve to trail me here for a second beatdown?

bring it on - i still have few graveyards left to bury your corpse.

coogar:
you may be a pröstitute that takes it up the arsë!

O_o

ANUS AGAINNNNNNNN ? Guys, please help. I fear that this creep murder me just to rape my butthole

coogar:
many like you are in islamic countries...

Imm sure you would know given your fascination with annuuuusssseeess and your travelling for pum.

coogar:
if you have any iota of class in you, i don't think you would bring up your virginity in public. who is interested in your accursed hymēn? is this a case of mgbeke displaying her wares to ensnare gullible men like ikechukwu obudulu. this is the 21st century - your hymën isn't the selling point, your intelligence is.

Yeah sure, given how you previously talk about the 'classy' women you take to bed and all the 'sophisticated vagginas' you have. True classy talk there Neandertal, i guess this is how you imagine 21 th century and are painting it on cave walls. All these historians, archeologists and paloenthology trying to make sense of those wall paintings when they could just have brought your ass out of the pigsty to decipher that for them Coogar. What a waste. Talking about being a contradiction and putting your paw in your mouth pigsty style.

coogar:
who would touch a hymën that hasn't ever had a pap smear test? hymën that comes in contact with second hand undies? hymen that uses jizz-rags instead of quality sanitary pads?

More classy stuff I see.
Is it not because you and your friend have decided to set camp in my panties that your stay is cleared. Your visa application is STILL BEING PROCESSED BIITCCCHHH AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT WILL BE REJECTED. Nevertheless, you can keep on riding my clit as if your life dependended on it, BECAUSE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT THIRSTY PERVERT!

coogar:
your idïocy measured in watts would fix all the electricity problems in 3rd world countries.

After poverty, you now had to resort TO MOCKING ELECTRICITY ISSUES IN NIGERIA, WHICH TRULY MESS UP THE LIVES OF HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS AND ACTUALLY KILL, RIGHT?

I just realised that savages like you dont need electricity since you use fire and torches in your caves. That may be why you dont know how important to life in the 21th century electricity is.
Waywardness at its finest SMH

You are a class act,pigsty king. im always suprised at how low you are ready to stoop while forgetting that they probably make piglet-sized shovels for digging. So hun, keep on digging, stoop as low as you can, you are just burrying yourself.

coogar:
so because i humiliated you on the other thread, you had the nerve to trail me here for a second beatdown?

bring it on - i still have few graveyards left to bury your corpse.

Did you dig them with those tiny shovels for pigs. Please, I just have to ask you one thing: PLEASE SPARE MY AAANNNNUUUSS AFTER KILLING ME.

Gas price is 2 for 10kobo here.. Jesus take the wheel .. Recession is hitting Canada hard oh.

Cooogar is that gift that keeps on giving

SirShymexx:
You're an idi.ot! Playing dumb now, are we?
I reiterate: why did you post my handle in that nonsense?

You are a big fool Shymmex. Do you or do you not create alternate handles to insult people.

I know exactly who truthnl is. She is a regular here. Yes, I called out another usual suspect which was you. Now that we are clear of your protested innocence, you can fade off. And keep your juvenile and disrespectful handle away for good.

coogar:
sirshymexx & baby124? haba...
you guys are my favourite posters here. why una dey fight now? please - it's enough.

shymexx abeg, let her be. baby124 is my distant cousin. please, sheathe your hattori honzo sword.

Brev, this is annoying as fvck. Who the hell is a misogynist?

And she went further by attaching me to some alternate handle to me...like WTF? I don't even post to these folks (apart from sophy and that's whenever I feel like it), and I'm sure folks are aware that I told one of them to stop stalking me. And now she had to go throw my handle in there, for bumblebees to start stalking me around the darn forum.

Also, when I did I start giving half-a-fvck about inconsequential virtual simpletons on cyberspace, to start opening alt handles for them? Just tell ol'girl to keep my handle out of her madness. I don't care about no one - I post my shiit how I feel, and I don't give a fvck.

BlackLeopard:
I don't do hugs much RL but (e-hug) back.

K

baby124:
You are a big fool Shymmex. Do you or do you not create alternate handles to insult people.

I know exactly who truthnl is. She is a regular here. Yes, I called out another usual suspect which was you. Now that we are clear of your protested innocence, you can fade off. And keep your juvenile and disrespectful handle away for good.

You're a prick! Your putrid mouth is as loose as ya wall-less pum, you cum bucket! I don't blame you, I think you starting getting brave cos I told ya anorexic ar.se to twerk for me.

Cite one alt handle I've ever created to insult any poster on this forum, since I've been on here?

SirShymexx:
You're a prick! Your putrid mouth is as loose as ya wall-less pum, you cum bucket! I don't blame you, I think you starting getting brave cos I told ya anorexic ar.se to twerk for me.
Cite one alt handle I've ever created to insult any poster on this forum, since I've been on here?

Wow, look. This is the last reply you will get from me. I don't go back and forth with your type. You can't even type a straight sentence. You can keep denying.

baby124:
Wow, look. This is the last reply you will get from me. I don't go back and forth with your type. You can't even type a straight sentence. You can keep denying.

Biitch, you posted my handle on some useless shiit, and I'm calling you out on it.

Your lexicon is atrocious and you've got cum for brain matter. When did you and I get on the same level, for you to have the audacity to cite how I type my sentence, you illiterate bonobo?

username792:
O_o

ANUS AGAINNNNNNNN ? Guys, please help. I fear that this creep murder me just to rape my butthole

don't get ahead of yourself.
i avoid brain dead bimbos like yourself.

Imm sure you would know given your fascination with annuuuusssseeess and your travelling for pum.

what is pum?
have you been smoking your pubic hair again? travelling for pum? goodness gracious......what's wrong with your nervous system?

Yeah sure, given how you previously talk about the 'classy' women you take to bed and all the 'sophisticated vagginas' you have. True classy talk there Neandertal, i guess this is how you imagine 21 th century and are painting it on cave walls. All these historians, archeologists and paloenthology trying to make sense of those wall paintings when they could just have brought your ass out of the pigsty to decipher that for them Coogar. What a waste. Talking about being a contradiction and putting your paw in your mouth pigsty style.

so you don't like the fact that i bed exotic women? don't be jealous of my fabulous life, biko. at this rate, you might join witchcraft out of the frustration that coogar gets the best of the lot.

More classy stuff I see.
Is it not because you and your friend have decided to set camp in my panties that your stay is cleared. Your visa application is STILL BEING PROCESSED BIITCCCHHH AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT WILL BE REJECTED. Nevertheless, you can keep on riding my clit as if your life dependended on it, BECAUSE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT THIRSTY PERVERT!

please please......
stop lying anyone has set camp in your panties. if you assemble all the 4K HD cameras in the world to create a super telescope.......i still wouldn't locate my interest in an inbred twät like you.

After poverty, you now had to resort TO MOCKING ELECTRICITY ISSUES IN NIGERIA, WHICH TRULY MESS UP THE LIVES OF HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF NIGERIANS AND ACTUALLY KILL, RIGHT?

you can sue me for comparing your spërm-flaked brains to wattage in nigeria.
what a nuisance!!!

I just realised that savages like you dont need electricity since you use fire and torches in your caves. That may be why you dont know how important to life in the 21th century electricity is. Waywardness at its finest SMH

this is rich coming from a simpleton born & bred in a cassava background.

You are a class act,pigsty king. im always suprised at how low you are ready to stoop while forgetting that they probably make piglet-sized shovels for digging. So hun, keep on digging, stoop as low as you can, you are just burrying yourself.

your fascination with pigs is scary. do boars give you nocturnal erëctions? i don't blame you though - your birth certificate was a letter of apology from a condom factory.

Did you dig them with those tiny shovels for pigs. Please, I just have to ask you one thing: PLEASE SPARE MY AAANNNNUUUSS AFTER KILLING ME.

i have seen more intelligent silver back apes in yankari game reserve. what makes you think i even want to be anywhere near you. with the way you have been ptyalising piffle all day, you come across as someone with a different strain of ebola virus.

you are a classless skank!
there's nothing about you that interests me - not even your alum-aided secondary hymën. go find some other men to troll.

Keep my handle out of ya bs next time.

I don't give a fvck about you or none of them.

Extreme delusion and disjointed madness going on here. Abeg clear road make person see. Can't even make head or tail of what exactly he is trying to communicate.* sprays raid*

Keep speaking ya naija-speak and playing dumb, scandalous slag!

You got the message now, and I'm sure you'll keep ya disrespectful loose talks to yourself next time.

baby124 & sirshymexx - y'all have just 20 seconds to kiss and make up.

What? No bit*ch, cum bucket and other irrational vituperation again? I guess calling me a bitc*h and slag or other crazy names is supposed to have some effect of some sort somewhere As it is coming from an Internet champion with the key to insults that affect women some how Have you exhausted your arsenal yet?let me wait for more . You never start. If I come to your level, you will delete your handle

coogar:
baby124 & sirshymexx - y'all have just 20 seconds to kiss and make up.

Kiss ke? He's fighting himself my dear. I have limited time to engage tantrums. Thou doth protest quite a bit or don't you think?

baby124:
Kiss ke? He's fighting himself my dear. I have limited time to engage tantrums. Thou doth protest quite a bit or don't you think?

squash it, abeg.
aren't you guys from the same place? what if you guys meet each other in the village?

coogar:
squash it, abeg.
aren't you guys from the same place? what if you guys meet each other in the village?

He can't be from my village. Ewo. He's from the swamps of Lagos