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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 8:42am On Feb 09, 2015
they YEN (yearn) for more like the JAPANESE
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by losprince(m): 8:51am On Feb 09, 2015
He makes it rain, I make a Tsunami -mi

You got it? I got the tools, I got ndani -mi
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 2:33pm On Feb 09, 2015
U r not a real woman until I VALiDATE u

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 7:08pm On Feb 09, 2015
okabe:
U r not a real woman until I VALiDATE u
cool
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 6:14am On Feb 10, 2015
SOME kids in the class doesn't know their SUM...
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:50am On Feb 10, 2015
The KITCHEN is the place where the husband and wife have the most HEATED argument

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 10:06am On Feb 10, 2015
Being struck by LIGHTNING is a SHOCKING experience

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
Are Law students that DUMB? Wonder why they have a moot (MUTE) court.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:58pm On Feb 10, 2015
Heaven is a place of knowledge, God knows.
my name is in the TESTAMENTS, God WILLing.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 12:59pm On Feb 10, 2015
What do u call a mute heavyweight, dumbbell?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 2:38pm On Feb 10, 2015
The crossed eye teacher had trouble controlling his pupils

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 2:46pm On Feb 10, 2015
Why can't a nose be 12inch long?..,
Because then it would be a foot.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 3:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
Math pun are the first SINE of madness COS it's not sTANdard

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 5:42pm On Feb 10, 2015
I got hit with a can of coke,luckily it was a soft drink

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 7:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
I used to be a BANKER till I lost INTEREST and became a PRINCIPAL in a highly RATEd school

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:41pm On Feb 10, 2015
pureIvory:

cool
Tanks hun wink
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:44am On Feb 11, 2015
The west African team has gotten to the final of AFCON 2013. So FASO GOOD for BURKINA.


**football followers will dig***

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 3:00pm On Feb 11, 2015
People say my puns are AVERAGE but that's just MEAN

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 6:01am On Feb 12, 2015
My boss is a big piece of SHIIIT! He wants to fire my AZZZ. I hope I can TWERK my way outta this MESS! grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:41pm On Feb 12, 2015
Hola Fam.

I'm not that good at literature so I've decided to leave poetry to the prose.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
Am not a WEIGHT LOSS machine but i let the FAT woman LEAN on me

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 7:12pm On Feb 12, 2015
you know she is gay, so hanging out with a gay appears to be nothing to her
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 3:59pm On Feb 14, 2015
A lot of copied puns on the internet without CREDIT given, will make one run out of AIRTIME.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
I can make puns all day about VEGETARIANS because I know they won't have a BEEF with me.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
The NEWLY BUILT ULTRA MODERN ANNEX of the SCHOOL is on a CLASS of its own.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:10pm On Feb 14, 2015
Hey guys sorry I've been caught up in skul work. Quantity surveying is both a Blessing and a Course

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:30pm On Feb 14, 2015
I remember when I was writing my Jamb exam. I kept trying to ask the girl beside me some questions, she ignored me because she said I wasn't just her Type

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:39pm On Feb 14, 2015
As the manager of our Head office, I always look out for and employ ladies that have the drive to suck seed.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:57pm On Feb 14, 2015
I'm in love with almost all the consonants of the alphabets including w,x and z. I don't really know y. (._. )( ._.)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:17pm On Feb 14, 2015
Kudos to nipp.les. If not for them, brea.sts would be pointless.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:54pm On Feb 14, 2015
When the victoria secret model found some grey hair on her head, she thought she'd dye.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 2:26am On Feb 15, 2015
Your Attacking skills suck...no Offence

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