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Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

dahreyM:
i knw it doesn't apply to all ladies. xo wah made u go bk to fixing?

Beamborla:
Change of look. I was looking way too much like a child

Beamborla:
Change of look. I was looking way too much like a child

rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.

Olutola88:
OP is right but he refused to acknowledge some sweet things about coming 2 d world as a female gender.

1. They have a very strong immunity:

Just because they are female, they are generally treated like a product that carries a bold inscription “HANDLE WITH CARE”. Everyone sane person treats them with care.

When a woman falls on the road or sustains an injury, you will be impressed by the immeasurable attention/care she'll receive from passerby. When a woman is complains of headache, we get so disturbed and cater for her like say na Typhoid she get.

If dem born you well, slap a woman because she abused you. You will hear: “I go show you say I be woman”. True True, if una reach station, you go hear wehn! If fellow men hear d gist , dem sef go spoil matter. Na dere u go hear: “why you sef go dey beat woman? You dey shame at all, you for go find ur mate follow fight na, if dem no go beat ur life. Yeye man”

2. They are more favoured than we men:

Elderly men are more willing to help ladies. Some of them are willing because of their ulterior motive while some are willing just because they are ladies( they believe they don't have the strength to hustle like men).

Surprisingly, Older women still have this soft spot for younger ladies. When it's time to help a boy and a girl, they still feel the girl should be helped first.

3. They are easily appreciated:

It wil take a man thrice the effort it will take a woman to be recognized/celebrated. When a man is top of his class, it is seen a normal thing but when a woman is best student, she is seen as exceptionally outstanding

4. When they bear kids, they are by default closer to the kids:

Women cannot bear kids without we men. In most cases, children have a stronger bond with their mum than with their dad

5. More men are unemployed:

There is always a higher tendency for a woman with good qualifications to gain employment. When there is a guy and lady with almost same employability potential, the lady will always have an upper hand just because she's female ( except the job role requires a lot of masculine strength input)

6. Organizations respect them:

Women are not transferred indiscriminately but employers can transfer a male worker from Lagos to Bornu( who cares?).

7. I THINK GOD RESPECTS THEM MORE & GOD HOLDS THEM IN HIGH ESTEEM

Nevertheless, I'm glad I'm MALE #ThankYouLord #NoRegrets

ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule men.
We are the key behind men's destiny.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.

justmag:
the only feature I wish I had from a woman was the level of attention. Women get sooo much attention from men at a high level and i wish I could get that feature as a man. Would be nice to have Women chasing me more than I chase them. That would be wonderful!! This is not to say I don't already get attention from women.

shaboti:
Dunno why guys are so full of themselves. Am sure girls are not complaining, why complain for them ?

Which useless mod brought this to fp

ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule men.
We are the key behind men's destiny.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.

danielmichael:
Being a woman is ever worst ting i wud opt for..
Thats the reason why beyonce was trying to becom a man in her music,"IF I WERE A BOY"

Idi0t

Ayoola171:
, I've never wish to be a lady, i appreciate ladies anyway but i'm enjoying my nature as a Man.

Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile.

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad.

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature

Men are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.

lexyclasy:
OP To me is 50-50 depending on the side of the coin....a man enjoys it from middle class up but gets it miserable when he is poor for instance a poor girl and a boy of 18yrs gaining admission into higher institution...at 2nd year in school the 18yrs girl may be controlling the wealth of the husband, estate, cars shopping abroad why because a rich guy change her life and got married to her....but a poor boy of that same age will be struggling to graduate with no hope of getting job immediately....at age 40 the girl may have child half her age but the guy may be struggling settling down .....number two....girls are highly favoured on the road than boys especially if they are stranded at both scenario...a guy will pack and give the girl a lift wether the guy have intention accepting his passes depends on the girl but meanwhile she has gotten to her destination whereas the guy is still standing men could have help but at time we are afraid that the guy may turn out pointing u gun or struggling ur steering ...so with that girls are highly favoured on that.....number 3....you have to cater for your male children to the age of 30yrs plus whereas a female child that marries early have to care for the parents more than the male folks who cares more for their girl friends a wives.......a man will be in offshore with high risk for 2-3months suffering for the woman....and the woman will be at home eating the money driving the big cars whereas you have just 2weeks to even drive the cars bought by your hard earn money......number 4.....in case of any .....divorce a woman grabs about 60% of your assets especially if she born for you .......statistics shows that men dies before women e.g more widows than widower....widows claims pension of their husbands assets, etc eg falling heroes soldiers ...the list goes on and on and on.....so in every situation you find yourself give God thanks ...no sex that is not valuable and importance

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.

LewisO:
Who are these guys?

See people that typing poo, complaining about (op)s post, your posts are disgrace to guys!

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule men.
We are the key behind men's destiny.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.

dahreyM:
primary sch kids kon dey toast u abi?#SMILES

Kizmarty:
yes oo...
like the world expects the guys to always do the wooing (which many guys are scared of) and to provide (more reason the ladies do the requesting most times).

I jealous the ladies sometimes

Mimienudles:
Free ride