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Shubbylee:
Haba!! so its only because of free ride u like being a babe?! u're wasting ur feminine power niyen oh!! cos women can give guys free rides too

Lie. go away joor

Mimienudles:
Guy, you've won for you a straight flight to Heaven for the truth you didn't deny. Stay Sincere!

straight flight to heaven?
thanks tho

Mimienudles:
Lie. go away joor

Mimienudles:
Lie. go away joor

LOL! its true Jor!! just saw ur NL pic....u're such a cutie, Luv ur dimples!!

i always wish for number seven but d rest na lie abeg

Shubbylee:
LOL! its true Jor!! just saw ur NL pic....u're such a cutie, Luv ur dimples!!

Thank youuuuuuu!

It's a mans world anyway....

Op at No. 2, can a man do a Mouth Gig? U said men can do any Job

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

I've never for once thought about being one,,Infact I salute y'all girls

I agree with all except 6.

Not all are true

Penboy:
Men.. Attention sucks jare. Some of us just want to keep it on a low key always.

Lol! Really? I see what you mean. But it would be nice for them to chase me as much as we chase them so I can also reject them as much as they reject men. ....just so they can feel our pain. Even if it's just for a day! Or Maybe a week...

Am so happy that am a man

dahreyM:
i knw it doesn't apply to all ladies. xo wah made u go bk to fixing?

Bia, this guy. Na for everywhere you dey chyke woman?

Counter thread ------>
https://www.nairaland.com/2150114/things-guys-secretly-envy-girls

You no get work

LewisO:
@stlaibrowne, i never knew u are this dumb and silly to have commented and quote me that way.

I don't plan to tread this path with you again but it's so disheartened how you guys think we are to protect, respect and defend woman folks not further promote any idea that could further ensure inequality and hence abuse or assault on them. I called you dumb if that bothers you pardon me for that though not that I regretted it cuz it's so unfortunate how you promote inequality with your post. Peace.

aumeehn:

What re u doin on nairaland, go and prepare for jamb joor.i never knew we have dis kinda kids on dis forum.

ireneony:
at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule men.
We are the key behind men's destiny.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.

Just dey there dey deceive yourself....

Men are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.


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Even if I do not agree with the earlier points, this one is so true. Consider how girls find it so hard to be roommate.
If they don't fight over one thing, it must be the other. No Peace!

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

HELL NO!!!!!!!!

starlingbawa:
HELL NO!!!!!!!!

Calm down, no vex, na joke

rokiatu:
BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.

infact nairaland get alot of intelligent people, you are one of them

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

I like being a male. Honestly I feel sorry for women because they had much to go through everyday: They do the cleaning, washing, cooking etc. But what makes me feel more sorry is the reproduction pain....I keep thinking about it....Honestly, it's wrong to maltreat women.

MistadeRegal:
I like being a male. Honestly I feel sorry for women because they had much to go through everyday: They do the cleaning, washing, cooking etc. But what makes me feel more sorry is the reproduction pain....I keep thinking about it....Honestly, it's wrong to maltreat women.

You the best sweetie ever! Romantic and Appreciative, you just the best! Thank you!

This thread is the very definition of immaturity. @ OP you still have a lot of growing up to do

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

if I hear!
do u mean to say hours at the saloon make things easy? I don't think so

The ONLY thing I envy about the male specie is the ability to pee standing up, pretty much anywhere the heck decency permits!

This list was clearly written by a guy, with little or no input from women.

With all these, the fact remains that it's not easy to be a man! If you are a woman, thank God and If you are a man BE A MAN!

dundayo:
if I hear!
do u mean to say hours at the saloon make things easy? I don't think so

That's actually real fun

Mimienudles:
You the best sweetie ever! Romantic and Appreciative, you just the best! Thank you!

Thanks a lot....But I'm being sincere here....Because whenever I see a guy beating, yelling at or hear she was asked to go for abortion, I return back to my phone to see this picture I've downloaded and kept for some years now and say to myself, "Is this what they're maltreating?"

Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.

This. Not soo much that a woman can't smash - just that when she wants to she has to wait for the dude to approach.

In a perfect world a woman can approach a dude and be like 'hey we should smash' and smashing they will with no repercussions

Lol