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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Truckpusher(m): 11:37pm On Feb 16, 2015
Tashaamania:


shocked shocked shocked
But You enjoyed it . lipsrsealed tongue
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Whobedatte(m): 11:37pm On Feb 16, 2015
pwerrymansion:
This article was supposed to be released on "april fools" day cause its a huge joke... Pls these pastor-prenuers should leave pple alone with their vague prophecies n vision. If hey are tired of living here on earth with us, they should command the chariot that took Elijah to heaven alive to whisk them away! Infact they should tell us not to have S*x nau . Can't believe I read this crap
u don turn soja finish cool
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 11:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
grin Nigerian pastors have gone mad!

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Ishilove: 11:38pm On Feb 16, 2015
Hian! shocked embarassed
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by enigma3000: 11:39pm On Feb 16, 2015
Just passing
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Idowuogbo(f): 11:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
Kai I pity this pasito's wife o....chineke mee, imagine make persin dey chop one style till death do them part? Mehn na hell he dey go for depriving his wife off correct helicopter style, greet legend, reverse cowgirl,corner flip etc...poor iyawo pasito. cry cry cry

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 11:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
Pastors and men like him are the reason why most Nigerian women don't have orgassms.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Idowuogbo(f): 11:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
datalossvictim1:
grin Nigerian pastors have gone mad!
very mad!!! that niggah is high on his BO.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by OmoAlata1(f): 11:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
Should pregnant couples not have sex? Cos Missionary is impossible with a huge belly. I guess for all you pregnant couples, you are all going to hell according to this pastor.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Tashaamania(f): 11:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
Truckpusher:
But You enjoyed it . lipsrsealed tongue
I sure did lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by OXCUBA: 11:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Yes Headmaster! tongue
mehn you pack this topic for head o.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by lalasticlala(m): 11:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Kai I pity this pasito's wife o....chineke mee, imagine make persin dey chop one style till death do them part? Mehn na hell he dey go for depriving his wife off correct helicopter style, greet legend, reverse cowgirl,corner flip etc...poor iyawo pasito. cry cry cry

Choi!!!!

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by lalasticlala(m): 11:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
Ishilove:
Hian! shocked embarassed

Lol.. .
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by dafuturis(m): 11:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
I swear this pastor know next generation sex styles..
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 11:44pm On Feb 16, 2015
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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 11:44pm On Feb 16, 2015
Idowuogbo:

very mad!!! that niggah is high on his BO.

Lmao grin He might be into SnM too cheesy yeye pashtor

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by KoloOyinbo(m): 11:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
Serenity22:
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.

What arrant nonsense! Pornography copies from real life. People were having sex for a long time before pornography!

These fake pastors like the feeling of power they get from controlling peoples lives and like to condemn things to make themselves feel superior, what hypocrites! God showed him a vision of hell? Did he now? Perhaps he was dreaming of his own sexual fantasies? Now which seems more likely?

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Lexusgs430: 11:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
Dyt:
I need a date with this man of God.

So he can practice 'holy missionary' with you?

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by mrrock: 11:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
There's nothing wrong with a woman on top abeg!. Besides, some ladies like being on top also. Honest, I like holding a soft asss round from below.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by OXCUBA: 11:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
THIS TOPIC PAIN GIRLS WELA .... SEE AS DEM DEY RANT UP AND DOWN.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by amareto: 11:47pm On Feb 16, 2015
priscaoge:


Ok

Yap
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Beamborla(f): 11:47pm On Feb 16, 2015
Bia, I need to save this write up for when I get married. My husband must do it right. cool
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by pwerrymansion(f): 11:47pm On Feb 16, 2015
Whobedatte:
u don turn soja finish cool
eiii bt bros think am nau, which kain story be dis wey light no come dey again. Dem wan carry problem join the ones wey we dey face already 4 9ja grin
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 11:47pm On Feb 16, 2015
OXCUBA:
mehn you pack this topic for head o.

Nah not like I pack am for head cheesy cheesy cheesy but I hate it when someone is trying to force his ideology down my throat in d name of been a Pastor! Not everyone that calls "My Father My Father" will enter the kingdom of God!,likewise not everyone that says "I'm a Pastor" is actually anointed by God!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 11:48pm On Feb 16, 2015
KoloOyinbo:


What arrant nonsense! Pornography copies from real life. People were having sex for a long time before pornography!

These fake pastors like the feeling of power they get from controlling peoples lives and like to condemn things to make themselves feel superior, what hypocrites! God showed him a vision of hell? Did he now? Perhaps he was dreaming of his own sexual fantasies? Now which seems more likely?


God bless your brain kiss

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Idowuogbo(f): 11:49pm On Feb 16, 2015
datalossvictim1:


Lmao grin He might be into SnM too cheesy yeye pashtor
Exactly!!! that guy up there looks like em ones that'll skip night vigil and branch asewo joint for bl0wjob.See hin sexually frustrated eye dem sef grin grin

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by 50calibre(m): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
Very idiotic pastor spreading heresy.

Whatever couples choose to do with each other, is their business.

My wife will blow me anywhere, in the car, in the bathroom, in the cinemas.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by ludot(m): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
Why is pastor wearing glasses? Nobody wore glasses in the bible!

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
OmoAlata1:
Should pregnant couples not have sex? Cos Missionary is impossible with a huge belly. I guess for all you pregnant couples, you are all going to hell according to this pastor.

Don't mind some bunch of hypocrites..

Mstchewwwwwwwww
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by CharlieMaria(m): 11:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
CONDOMS WERE NOT SHOWN TO YOU AS SIN? YOU MUST BE HIGH ON A MISSIONARY WEED. IF THE USE OF CONTRACEPTIVE WAS NOT CONDEMNED BY THE god YOU CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN, THEN THE god you SAW MUST BE A FAKE. WELL NDLEA HAS EXPOSED YOU PEOPLE'S SOURCE OF INSPIRATION.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by priscaoge(f): 11:51pm On Feb 16, 2015
ludot:
Why is pastor wearing glasses? Nobody wore glasses in the bible!

And there was no Vita/Mouka foam in the Bible cheesy

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Ishilove: 11:51pm On Feb 16, 2015
lalasticlala:


Lol.. .
Jesus said 'In vain they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men': Matt 15 vs 9.

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