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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by mmsen: 1:06am On Feb 17, 2015 |
ammyluv2002: Bend over, let me show you. A lot of these pastors that worry about the sexual activity of others are usually battling demons of their own. And by demons I mean other men, in the bedroom |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:08am On Feb 17, 2015 |
cherryice:What? The dude would have to have over 10in for that to work |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by chiedu7: 1:09am On Feb 17, 2015 |
THE BIBLE SAY'S ANYTHING IN MARRIAGE BED IS PERMITTED. Hebrews 13:4 [Full Chapter] Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled 1 Like |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by billyG(m): 1:10am On Feb 17, 2015 |
I think pastors shld not be havin sex atall it is a sin 4 them,they shld be celibate like JC & paul d apostle. |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by cococandy(f): 1:14am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Owu ya nno. So we shouldn't give and receive head |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:15am On Feb 17, 2015 |
cococandy:Of course you can |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by cococandy(f): 1:15am On Feb 17, 2015 |
CFCfan:the pastor is high on holy water. |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by femmysin(m): 1:16am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Sijo01: Hahahahahahahaha pornography in heaven indeed |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by DonaldGenes(m): 1:20am On Feb 17, 2015 |
priscaoge: Cc this one? |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Richy4(m): 1:21am On Feb 17, 2015 |
missionary Position does not make me or any one a missionary |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by cherryice(f): 1:27am On Feb 17, 2015 |
CFCfan:10in or more.. |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by gbodimowo(m): 1:28am On Feb 17, 2015 |
babyosisi:now this people are taking this too far no wonder there are a lot of broken hones |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by GatJokez(f): 1:30am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Where in the bible does it talk about love making positions or styles . Only ancient (holy-ish) book I know of that gives instructions on s, e, x is the Kama Sutra . |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by rotimilax(m): 1:32am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Serenity22:Confirm. I dey feel u,guy. 1 Like |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by pascal92(m): 1:41am On Feb 17, 2015 |
u wan spoil d man of God abi ;Du wan spoil d man of God abi |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:41am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Truckpusher:kai!!! Dis truckpusher can lie en.... Hu dash u moto?? |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Emperor4God(m): 1:44am On Feb 17, 2015 |
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING SEX STYLES FOR AGES, AS THE BIBLE SAY'S NOTHING IS NEW UNDER THE SUN Look at an ancient coin of people having sex, so sex styles did not come with porn |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 1:45am On Feb 17, 2015 |
cococandy:Lolz |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by sherbol: 1:46am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Wot is he talking abt evil generation? Did he missed d part of d bible DAT talked abt Sodom n Gomora? Wot generation was DAT? It wasn't from our generation. Pastor get ur facts clearly I beg u. |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by EHoudini: 1:56am On Feb 17, 2015 |
'Missionary?' Pls can d pastor post (with d wife) a demo tape? That would explain it this better, I don't know what he meant |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by rotimilax(m): 1:58am On Feb 17, 2015 |
redcliff:I swear. A lot of silly posts here and there |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by menix(m): 2:18am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Am sure most of this Lesbain nd Gay re conceived thro doggy,cowgirl nd dragon style.. Pastor ride on we follow u 4 bak.. |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by hrhobi1(m): 2:29am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Those comments insulting this pastor are simply acting on guilty conscience. Let your mind be the judge. 1 Like |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Zeddicus001(m): 2:33am On Feb 17, 2015 |
I just pity christian.... Whatever their useless pastors tell them they will just take it |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by notoriousbabe: 2:50am On Feb 17, 2015 |
The man wife don suffer for him hand,I'm sur thw woman no go dey gbadun the man's preek,because him go be one way traffc |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by notoriousbabe: 3:00am On Feb 17, 2015 |
cococandy:you dey mind the man. He don forget say na adam's favourite be dat,while eve own na monkey style |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 3:02am On Feb 17, 2015 |
D concept of sex is 2 fulfil ur sexual desires n that of ur partner frm wateva position u ar both comfortable wit. D man is ranting |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by spothot: 3:07am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Analytically, there is an element of truth in what the pastor is saying. Where do people learn these sexual positions if not from watching pornography which is sin in itself. So, let's face the facts, it is these sexual movies that teach all kinds of sexual perversions which ultimately make couples practise such acts 1 Like |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Ilekeh(f): 3:08am On Feb 17, 2015 |
This yeye pastor contributes to sexual frustration amongst Nigerian couples |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by MrFresh14(m): 3:33am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Satanic Sexual Ritual Looking for a woman with evil appetites. We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order to bring about the rise of Lucifer. (ie Satan) Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord's Way, and we will have none of that. Besides, if we do it Missionary, Satan gets angry and a kitten dies. I like kittens. Must be into anal. For that is Satan's Alley. Must like blow jobs (Swallowing Lucifer's Gravy) and Hand Jobs (Milking the Evil Goat) Must be into slight S&M (Safe word: Pink Sock) Must be into erotic and evil costumes and lingerie. Leather Thongs, spikes, boots, black and evil bras that accentuate your bosom, Boba Fett costumes. Must be willing to deep throat. (So that my satanic appendage will be closer to your black soul) Must be into strap-ons so that I may feel the "Power of Beezlebub" coursing thru my lower intestines. The perfect encounter will be this: Meeting you at one of our local eatery's. Plying you with ample alcoholic libations. Enjoying a nice piece of animal flesh. Tipping the waiter only 10% instead of 15 to 20% (Because we are EVIL!) Taking you back to my lair. Removing your Gothic Garb, laying you roughly upon my "Sacrifice Altar" (Twin size futon), and promptly begin to nibble on your Satanic Slit. (Please shave before the ritual, as it's hard to be evil when you got pubes stuck in your fillings) Whence you are all moist with the Power of The Dark Lord's Juices, I will remove my cape and trousers and proceed to fill you with the Sceptre of His Infernal Majesty. You will writhe in pleasure so deep, it will call forth the Evil One himself! After 4 to 7 minutes of the most intense sexual experience of your God Fearing life, we will perform a Satanic Snuggle, until you gently fall asleep in my powerful arms. If this taps into the Primordial Jelly you have buried deep down in your Dark Soul, then contact me and we will make beautiful, agonizing "love" together. We will combine our desires and perform rituals so evil, it will awaken the Evil Ancient One from His Firey Nap! He will spill forth from the Bowels of Hell like so much premature Satanic Ejaculate!! Hails to the Evil One!! Location: Santa Barbara it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by ArtanK(m): 3:37am On Feb 17, 2015 |
His sexlife is dead. I hope he is married because he just cockblocked himself if he's not married and is looking for a wife,. |
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Ajuran: 3:37am On Feb 17, 2015 |
The holiest sex position is the doggy style. The chinese knew of this thousands of years ago. It also reinforces the power dynamics, and has allowed humanity to thrive by producing many offspring. Because the doggy style position does not require that you look at the face of the woman being penetrated, and this helps if she is butt ugly.
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