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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by chronique(m): 10:27pm On Feb 18, 2015
I don't beat women but I doubt if her parents would recognize her after I'm through with her. If you want to know how mad I can be,just try hurting my mum.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by 4C2215131: 10:29pm On Feb 18, 2015
50calibre:
A wife who slaps my mum must really have a death wish because I'm going hand her a severe beat down.

It will be so severe, they'd extradite me to The Hague to be tried for crimes against humanity.

Staying true to your moniker. Buyaka!

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by brightology3: 10:30pm On Feb 18, 2015
iluvweed:
What if your MOM, sends hired assassins to kill her and the police caught them, and they confessed your mom sent them?....So many reasons your wife can slap your MOM.... grin grin grin
useless comment.so slapping ur mum will solve d issue.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by 4C2215131: 10:31pm On Feb 18, 2015
50calibre:


Bitc*t talk!! You think you can reason amicably with someone who has the effrontery to slap your mum? How insane!!!

"I will never lay hands on my wife because I never saw my dad lay hands on my mum bla bla bla " wtf!! Where do all these sissified guys come from?

Did your mum slap her mother inlaw?

Word!!!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Xynthialuvy(f): 10:33pm On Feb 18, 2015
kallmemrB:
Not in this world lol...its unimaginable
What if does dt in d next world?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by neyostica: 10:33pm On Feb 18, 2015
freecocoa:
Thats how it's supposed to be, don't let a man walk all over you in the name of "na man get house". A woman can own a house too, many women own houses.


So you want to house your husband? Interesting!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by brightology3: 10:35pm On Feb 18, 2015
Abeg follow me ask her
An2elect2:


na u get house?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by nuras: 10:35pm On Feb 18, 2015
Don't foget dat u can change wife but mom is unchangeble fo eva

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by LewisO: 10:35pm On Feb 18, 2015
It can never happen, that hand must bend that day.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by freecocoa(f): 10:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
neyostica:


So you want to house your husband? Interesting!

Yes, any problems?

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by zingywingy: 10:38pm On Feb 18, 2015
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed cry cry cry cry cry
Haaaagrrhhh....I will slap her until my mooma says stop unless shes pregnant ATM...then I will find her mother too and slap her...craze for craze

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by sbashir10(m): 10:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought
mad man spotted, abeg na who get chain make i chain dis lunatic

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Odunharry(m): 10:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
4C2215131:


Word!!!
many of them have bn brainwashd by ladies with the REAL MAN TALK..
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Cutehector(m): 10:42pm On Feb 18, 2015
Lol I will forgive her. grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by 4C2215131: 10:43pm On Feb 18, 2015
freecocoa:
This is really sad, so you can't/won't co-own the house with your hubby?

You're getting her out of context. Customarily, on the average, the world all over, a man marries a woman and brings her "home" to a house he's prepared for the purpose.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Odunharry(m): 10:44pm On Feb 18, 2015
50calibre:
A wife who slaps my mum must really have a death wish because I'm going hand her a severe beat down.

It will be so severe, they'd extradite me to The Hague to be tried for crimes against humanity.
50calibre
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by sweetbaby22(f): 10:44pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

kiss
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by neyostica: 10:44pm On Feb 18, 2015
freecocoa:
Yes, any problems?

Problem ke? I can only imagine the kind pussi that will end up in your house......by d way whatever works for you
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by kr0ne(m): 10:45pm On Feb 18, 2015
I go demand for my change from the bride price wey I pay then pursue my wife grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by neyostica: 10:46pm On Feb 18, 2015
freecocoa:
Yes, any problems?



Problem ke? I can only imagine the kind pussi that will end up in your house......by d way whatever works for you
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by freecocoa(f): 10:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
neyostica:


Problem ke? I can only imagine the kind pussi that will end up in your house......by d way whatever works for you
If you know that whatever works for me is fine, why then refer to 'him' as a pussi? Are you looking to start something?

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by citerio(m): 10:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
I won't hit her cus she might faint and remain that way for years. She would leave my house that day and I don't know if I will ever accept her again. My mother! Iya mi!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 18, 2015
Xynthialuvy:
What if does dt in d next world?
darling lets leave that to the matters of the next world cos even Sango be learner when am pissed
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by nwadiuko1(m): 10:53pm On Feb 18, 2015
I pity the wife cos mumsy go wound am

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 10:53pm On Feb 18, 2015
dopekush:
she dey craze.. d kind slap I go slap her she go shit beans for nite... she know how many yrs ma mumsy don help me.. which year wey I marry her .. nonsense. . even though I dnt harm girls intentionally.. I go slap her 55 times.. she dey craze..

Why u come dey vex like the this na, the thing nvr happen ooo.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by neyostica: 10:54pm On Feb 18, 2015
freecocoa:
If you know that whatever works for me is fine, why then refer to 'him' as a pussi? Are you looking to start something?

A man who moves in with a woman is pussi to me....by the way, i come in peace
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by myouri(f): 10:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
LWKMD..Chaii..see d comments shocked.* in banky W's voice*
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by erico2k2(m): 10:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.
This guy you no well at all at all lol grin grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by seggzz(m): 10:56pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought

Did u know what you are typing? Are u in ur right senses? Your Goddess on earth?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 10:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.

grin grin grin
Lol @ yoruba civil war
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

omo ale jati jati!!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Feb 18, 2015
I go call her sis or mama come my house, I go come test the slap for their face then narrate to them why they receive free slap

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