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The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:13pm On Feb 23, 2015

-My boyfriend is not allowed to pray silently, i wanna hear what you and God got going on, better not be praying for another girl.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to listen to another girl's relationship problems...dude you aint no damn Therapist!!!I can google one for her... that's my offer.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to defend another girl when i'm talking
about her. If i say she's a hoe then she's a hoe.Say it with me, 'SHE'Z A HOE'

-My boyfriend is not allowed to say 'I love you' from the bottom of his heart, what you gonna do with all the empty space at the top huh

Love other girls??

-My boyfriend is not allowed to have any social network...What the hell is he trying to get social for?I mean i'm the only social network he should be networking.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to do math, what is he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to breath. Cause sisters be exhaling oxygen into the air that's basically kissing.

-My boyfriend isin't allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to go out with his boys, he might turn gay and leave me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to other girls. U lonely?U better get on your knees and talk to Jesus. Otherwise you can meet him instead!

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when Im not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...What are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me!

- My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.

Oya sisters add ur own grin

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Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:15pm On Feb 23, 2015

My boyfriend isn't allowed to flirt with the Op. If I catch him eh. Wil starve him of sexxx for a year

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:16pm On Feb 23, 2015

Sexycleopatra:
My boyfriend isn't allowed to flirt with the Op. If I catch him eh. Wil starve him of sexxx for a year

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:18pm On Feb 23, 2015

MsPat:

lolz. Dis ur list eh, is too much. Don't u think ur bein too possessiv. He will leav u and run to me grin

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:21pm On Feb 23, 2015

Sexycleopatra:
lolz. Dis ur list eh, is too much. Don't u think ur bein too possessiv. He will leav u and run to me

Maka gini? He wont even dare.... grin

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:23pm On Feb 23, 2015

MsPat:
Maka gini? He wont even dare....

r u sure he hasn't started sendn me a pm already? U knw how all dese guys behave. U can't trust dem grin

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Beamborla(f): 3:28pm On Feb 23, 2015

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by yorex2011: 3:32pm On Feb 23, 2015

More funny than sensible

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by justmag(m): 3:32pm On Feb 23, 2015

Well damn! What is allowed to do then huh

Can the man breathe? Or he has to account for the air he has been taking.

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Enegod(m): 3:34pm On Feb 23, 2015

MsPat:
-My boyfriend is not allowed to pray silently, i wanna hear what you and God got going on, better not be praying for another girl.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to listen to another girl's relationship problems...dude you aint no damn Therapist!!!I can google one for her... that's my offer.

-My boyfriend is not allowed to defend another girl when i'm talking
about her. If i say she's a hoe then she's a hoe.Say it with me, 'SHE'Z A HOE'

-My boyfriend is not allowed to say 'I love you' from the bottom of his heart, what you gonna do with all the empty space at the topLove other girls??

-My boyfriend is not allowed to have any social network...What the hell is he trying to get social for?I mean i'm the only social network he should be networking.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to do math, what is he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to breath. Cause sisters be exhaling oxygen into the air that's basically kissing.

-My boyfriend isin't allowed to drink any energy drinks. What you trying get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Not today.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to go out with his boys, he might turn gay and leave me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to talk to other girls. U lonely?U better get on your knees and talk to Jesus. Otherwise you can meet him instead!

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public... Girls be like "bless you." He's already blessed, he has me.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other girls jokes when Im not around. He better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.

-My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...What are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me!

- My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch the animal planet. He might see his ex there.

Oya sisters add ur own

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Cutehector(m): 3:42pm On Feb 23, 2015*

Lool MsPat if I happend to be your boyfrnd,

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:47pm On Feb 23, 2015

Cutehector:
Lool MsPat if I happend to be your boyfrnd, I'd run away to meet sexycleopatra

Say wah?

Im coming for u! angry

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 3:49pm On Feb 23, 2015

yorex2011:
More funny than sensible

Dude dats d point...:-/

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Cutehector(m): 3:51pm On Feb 23, 2015

MsPat:
Say wah?
Im coming for u!

lol wat wil u do to me grin

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by ITbomb(m): 3:55pm On Feb 23, 2015

Sexycleopatra:
My boyfriend isn't allowed to flirt with the Op. If I catch him eh. Wil starve him of sexxx for a year

The only commodity you use to survive on? Tell me another thing

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Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 4:04pm On Feb 23, 2015

Cutehector:
lol wat wil u do to me

Imma whoop both your butTTs!!

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by trendy01(f): 4:04pm On Feb 23, 2015

Hehehehe Mspat if he disobeys any of ur commandments pls snd him to me,I will teach him d lesson of his life

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Cutehector(m): 4:07pm On Feb 23, 2015

MsPat:
Imma whoop both your butTTs!!

choooi. Sets my ass at angle 90..

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by yorex2011: 4:16pm On Feb 23, 2015

MsPat:
Dude dats d point...:-/

Ok?

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Ezibless: 4:18pm On Feb 23, 2015

This should be on joke section angry

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by kachnov(m): 4:46pm On Feb 23, 2015

@Op you got yourself a dead bf .
grin

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by JayKayMaybachz(m): 5:02pm On Feb 23, 2015

*Yawnz*

Bounces outta of thread....

Op Yhur soul needs surgery angry

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 5:10pm On Feb 23, 2015

lol...once in awhile it's good to have these kind of threads on romance section. got me all cracked up. nice sense of humour

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Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 5:14pm On Feb 23, 2015

Enegod:

you must be the op boyfriend I guess

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by mirexxx(f): 5:14pm On Feb 23, 2015

so so funny! cheesy

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by mirexxx(f): 5:16pm On Feb 23, 2015

Prixus:
lol...once in awhile it's good to have these kind of threads on romance section. got me all cracked up. nice sense of humour

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by sanchezzz: 5:17pm On Feb 23, 2015

Very funny something.

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Redlips22(m): 5:17pm On Feb 23, 2015

.. den ur bf should aswell nt go out frm d house.. he shud jst b indoors 24/7

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by dexpendable(m): 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2015

lool.... where did you cull it from?

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Nobody: 5:25pm On Feb 23, 2015

mirexxx:

hey beautiful...how u?

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by akinsadeez(m): 5:31pm On Feb 23, 2015

somehow sarcastic but still a very funny post especially the last one. Imagine the thought of seeing one's ex on animal planet. she be animal ni? lolz grin

Re: The Boyfriend Commandments by Sarimah(f): 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2015

funny

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