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Saying turn to your neighbor and tel him or her I am better dan you

January 13

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You think it's easy to speak in the public where all eyes are on you?

Hmmmm. Trust me. Pastors do need your prayers up there.

#cut them some slack

Rich4god:
Blowing breeze into the mic... Like say the spirit go come out of him belle, then pass through the mic and out of the speaking...

and they end up baptizing the mic with saliva

Noted

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starlingleanets:
Like play like play these things are becoming unbecoming and more like an outbreak among the pastors in Nigeria. Well as a young scientist i'm born into a world of observation and as an observer i pay attention to minute things. But much more as a Christain it seems good to put into light some bad habit exhibited by pastors of various churches in Nigeria. Below are some of them:

1. Shout Hallelujah: the Pastor will just climb the pulpit and as soon as he does he tells the church "Let somebody shout Hallelujah" and the church will shout Hallelujah though the church don't know why they are shouting hallelujah so to them it has become a routine. For a sermon of 15 minutes the pastor go don give hallelujah order like 30 times

2. Amen: Pastor sees the congregation is not interested in his formulated sermon so hm go say "Amen somebody" the church go reply Amen like he has just said a prayer.

3. Praise the Lord: while there is nothing wrong in praising the Lord yet everything is wrong on how you call the Holy name of the Lord. The pastor may see a sister sleeping so to wake her up he says "praise the Lord" for the fun of it. You think God will be happy with you ba?

4. I can't hear You: He just said a prayer like this "Before the end of this month you are going to smile to the bank" and so the people respond with a loud Amen, though he heard them he will still say "i can't hear you". Una dey lie for pulpit ba?

5. Wiping of Face: Still under Air condition pastor go still dey wipe face. Picking up and dropping the white handkerchief every minutes and that happens when he is on pulpit only.

If you have some you can drop it Pastors must learn.

What really made this to be funny. Nawa oo

I'm ma$turbaťing don't disturb *thinking of Genevieve naked*

Sorry but I don't doesn't sound funny to me....

shame on u and ur science if u go to church to observe pastors' mistakes....

u might end up been a church goer and an observer all through ur life.... without nothing to show for it except for threads like this.. ...

I pray it won't be ur portion IN JESUS NAME. !

CAN SOME BODY SAY A FAT AMEN,.....!

The NL moderators seems to becoming clueless, they don't even know the type of post that should make the front page again. As for you op, I know you are kid but no one force you to go to church, your like is disgusting to think you could make NL a place to make mockery of the church. In future when life ends up a mockery people begin to think it is the witches from your fathers house that are responsible.

IF U KNOW DAT D OP IS COLOMENTALISED, PLS CLICK LIKE

I no get any1 wey i wan add.

Vock:
it's because most of them don't research well on the topic before mounting the pulpit, I was in church yesterday and couldn't even absorb anything from what the pastor said, just hammering on the same point times without number, without defining her terms

same thing I told a friend two Sundays ago.

The guy came on the pulpit and immediately started screaming,I was like what's going on here.

Cutehector:
Saying turn to your neighbor and tel him or her I am better dan you

sometimes they say weird things that I can't even turn to my neighbour to say,and I will also keep a face that my neighbour won't even dare turn to say.

Like tell your neighbour "know me now o if you no know me now,you go soon fill form to see me o"
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Ephesians 4:29
Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths,
but only such as is good for building up, as fits
the occasion, that it may give grace to those who
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Going 2 church 2 observe & criticize what's been done will add no value 2 your life rather will deprive u of d blessings of God. All dose things U mentioned is of no importance, 4 me d more I shout d Amen d more d blessings. In the presence of the Lord there is liberty & fullness of joy.

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i hate that part wen they ask u to turn to your neighbor and say
omo see odur.
it's even boring.
my neighbor get ear now

. lwkmd, u ar on point

some people go to church to check the mistakes in the pastors preaching its people like them that see everything wrong in what the pastor said.

searching4love:
ALL PASTORS, PROPHETS, G.O'S, BISHOPS ARE THIEVES.

THEY ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. PROGRAMMING THE MIND OF GULLIBLE NIGERIANS AND MILKING THEM DRY HEREBY SCARING THEM WITH AN IMAGINARY HELL FIRE.

IN MY AREA, WE CALL THEM BIBLICAL SCAMMERS

THERE IS ONE GORIMAPA BISHOP THAT BOASTED HE HAS THE KEYS TO THE GATES OF HELL. ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH THE NIGGA MAKES WEEKLY WITH HIS PROPHETIC SCAM. THANK GOD I'M SANE.

NO PASTOR CAN CONTROL MY LIFE. I LIVE IT FREELY WITHOUT HAVING TO FEAR ONE YEYE FIRE


Quote me and die of stray bullets

Now I can say with all authority that you are demented. All your posts are either hateful, chauvinistic, callow or nonsensical all together. You need sound counselling and true repentance. Sadism and pessimism are a suicidal combination.
Get saved, get well soon!

CounsellorWise:



Now I can say with all authority that you are demented. All your posts are either hateful, chauvinistic, callow or nonsensical all together. You need sound counselling and true repentance. Sadism and pessimism are a suicidal combination.
Get saved, get well soon!

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