10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. - Romance (4)

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Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by 1miccza: 9:26pm On Feb 22, 2015

Trinxie:
No qualms. As long as u guys don't start sounding like girls on the phone.

We would always want our voices to sound sexy on the phone you know the "bedroom" type of voice so na who first fall go win... Like girls?? Nada....

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 7:46pm On Feb 23, 2015

Spaxon:
I hear

She doesn't even believe me undecided

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Spaxon(f): 8:44am On Feb 25, 2015

emusmith:
She doesn't even believe me

god of which forest??

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 8:53am On Feb 25, 2015

Spaxon:
god of which forest??

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 10:20am On Feb 25, 2015

Today na 10, tomorrow na 20 , next tomorrow nko, wetin dat one go be,
D devil is seriously using una wedding ring for #nairabet....
Wake up from slumber...

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Spaxon(f): 4:22pm On Feb 25, 2015

emusmith:

Lol.
how are you

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 2:31pm On Feb 26, 2015

Spaxon:
Lol.
how are you

Very well

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nsonaso(m): 3:54pm On Feb 26, 2015

emusmith:
It looks awkward but holds water.

Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully applied yield results.

10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys

1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh

2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)

3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.

4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)

5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )

6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)

7. Cat walking

8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )

9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)

10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing )

Guys are different from girls. What move girls aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related.

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

You can ADD more.

Have fun.

The number 10 is killing... I can't resist any girl with that quality

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 3:58pm On Feb 26, 2015

Nsonaso:
The number 10 is killing... I can't resist any girl with that quality

Really...thanks. cheesy

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Twaci(f): 5:17pm On Feb 26, 2015

ronald4lif:
That number one is undisputed. The small tiny voice like a day old baby can deceive person ehh

Who deceive u?

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Aystarz: 6:24pm On Feb 26, 2015

Enu E yii sha, bashing babes on NL, such that even the 'Smith' in ur name dey fear tagging along..... grin

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by austinbrown: 6:24pm On Feb 26, 2015

Bursted

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by midasbliss(f): 6:25pm On Feb 26, 2015

emusmith:
It looks awkward but holds water.

Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully applied yield results.

10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys

1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh

2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)

3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.

4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)

5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )

6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)

7. Cat walking

8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )

9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)

10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing )

Guys are different from girls. What move girls aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related.

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

You can ADD more.

Have fun.

NOT TRUE FOR ME
Me Self Con Dey Wonder Y I No Fall In Any Of The Listed Points.
My Personality Is So Real.
I No Talk Say I Dull O! I Just Wana Be Seen For Who I Really Am Lest One Day Egg Go Break grin

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by watchindelta(m): 6:25pm On Feb 26, 2015

Yes girls really deceiving boiz since 0000AD grin

still counting undecided

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by dorin27(f): 6:27pm On Feb 26, 2015

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Harmony222(m): 6:28pm On Feb 26, 2015

vislabraye:
She replied, "where are you at?"

and who told you its wrong english huh

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by LadyX(f): 6:29pm On Feb 26, 2015

1, 8, 9, 10...that's who I am naturally, I don't do it for guys only; it applies to both genders.

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by officialteemi(m): 6:30pm On Feb 26, 2015

AFTER GOD ,fear galzzzz

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by somegirl1: 6:32pm On Feb 26, 2015

I believe you mean "entice" or "attract" guys and I believe the word you or the OP of the original thread for guys was looking for was infact "woo".

Why would anyone want to "deceive" anyone? Is he/ she the devil? Word choice error.

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Feb 26, 2015

Aystarz:
Enu E yii sha, bashing babes on NL, such that even the 'Smith' in ur name dey fear tagging along.....

Lolzzzz Emu joor... grin

Dem join well o

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by buskie13(m): 6:33pm On Feb 26, 2015

Trinxie:
lol...true talk, I had a roommate that always did the crocodile tears stuff. She'll start sobbing on phone and be like "um, baby am sooo sick, I have not eaten since yesterday (she is eating at that very moment ooo) I want KFC chicken..." the guy go bring am ooo.
I am a good girl ooo...I only deal with No 1

you're being truthful... bless you.

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by furetin20: 6:34pm On Feb 26, 2015

Nigerian girls pretending since 1St October 1960

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by adihfrancy(f): 6:34pm On Feb 26, 2015

am guilty of d voice thn

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by LadyX(f): 6:34pm On Feb 26, 2015

emusmith:
I am one of the gods

which of the gods u be?

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 6:37pm On Feb 26, 2015

LadyX:
which of the gods u be?

gods in my kingdom undecided

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Feb 26, 2015

siegfried99:
* * * climbs ugwu tree ***

@OP, just hold on, the ladies are coming for you

I can't believe this.. this thread just entered FP and I'm FTC

This is wonderful

lol. i see u bro

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by UTEWUOJO: 6:41pm On Feb 26, 2015

Great points, expecially no 2

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Joyland(m): 7:01pm On Feb 26, 2015

Trinxie:
lol...true talk, I had a roommate that always did the crocodile tears stuff. She'll start sobbing on phone and be like "um, baby am sooo sick, I have not eaten since yesterday (she is eating at that very moment ooo) I want KFC chicken..." the guy go bring am ooo.
I am a good girl ooo...I only deal with No 1

There's God ooooo!

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Kossyne(m): 7:01pm On Feb 26, 2015

1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm, so common enh

this is not peculiar to the female gender. My question for guys that engage in this act is this "does talking like a chicken in a heat period portray u as a caring guy?

2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always Arouses One's Curiosity.)

this is for ladies that has nothing else to offer

3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She needs assistance.

na for learners...what of dinosaur tears

4. "Temporary" Good Manners ( She begins to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can consume large sizes of eba oo...)

that's very good, buy her table water

5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to create a first good impression )

common to both genders. Naija get like over a million variants of american accent . Most Nigerian youths are more American than the Americans themselves.

6. Exposed Cleavages ( This one sha)

. [B] wetin carry ur eyes go there, is that the only exposed body part?[/b]

7. Cat walking

u wan make them gallop like horse

8. Dress code ( Fitted clothes )
[/Quote] no be every body go be deeper life member na?
[quote]9. Hair style ( The hairstyle that looks best on her)

bros u wan make she barb skin?

10. Intelligence and Smartness.( When she talks, you hear humility + Wisdom...It's disturbing

a girl's gotta try

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by pbs4real(m): 7:03pm On Feb 26, 2015

Mhizizzy:
Buh wen Guys know all dis...y Sud dey still be deceived .....m guilty of some sha

gv us d figures u guilty of. . Shaparly.

Re: 10 Simple Things Girls Do To Deceive Guys. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Feb 26, 2015

this is for those who didn't attend COMMUNITY HIGH SCHOOL

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