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Sometimes, in trying to elaborate how "true" something is, they exaggerate- which is a lie; other times, they tell white lies.


They're still our loving parents . We love them. They are the Best

But some of them can lie sha...

For example:


1.When I was in school, I always come first position in my class.

Papa, like seriously?


2. When I was like you, I trained myself all through school

Sometimes True... Do you mean no one at all helped you in some way?


3. Your mum was my first girlfriend.

When trying to warn against having girlfriends at an early. He doesn't say it in mum's presence o


4. You are dull o, "mumu" OR You can't amount to much in life


- See me today You didn't see it sha


5. I will buy bicycle for you as Xmas gift.

In my mind, I'll be like, " Iffa hear"


6. Tell the person knocking, "I'm not at home."

I go look am, "nor be you I dey see so?"


7. In my days, everyone in our village fears me...

Hmm Papa, you be Huck Hogan?




Did your parents ever tell you a lie?

Share...

When parents lie, we kinda believe it's the only way out of trouble

englishmart:
my parents never lied to me..

Thumbs Up for you.

lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age( I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa

My username speaks volumes for itself. I detect their lies easily sha.

Lol...my dad would ask you if the person that tOok first position has two heads notwithstanding you took 2nd or 3rd.(During secondary school days sha)

EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age( I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa

Rotfl

MY Mother told me even staying close to someone smoking marijuana will make you mad





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my dad has always possessed attribute of all he told me, so I can't be sure if he has told me a lie before

Marijuana will make you mad... can confirm FALSE

My dad still tells me till date that he graduated with a 1st class!!
I can not actually tell if its a lie,but i only see it as some inspirational ish

*unrelated *

There are some topics that made fp on nl that was done with little or no research and or is totally made up, here are 2 I've seen so far.

Firstly is about Nigerians marching for our army, the OP did little or no research on that and send u guys crappy pics, the pic below (1st pic) is that of Nigerian marching for our army in abuja.

Secondly the other topic about the acquisition of these weapons (2nd to 4th pic) is a total fallacy, the Nigerian army got loads of military hardware but didn't get any Anti aircraft guns (3rd pic) or any bomber (2nd pic) we didn't get the BTR (4th pic), we got better once that.

Just trying to point this out as nl is becoming a forum where shïtty stuffs are posted and taken seriously

haha this is awesome!https://rb.revolvermaps.com/w/3/s/a/0/14/1/ffffff/ffffff/ffffff/1jw0k1kvcev.png

Dad used to tell me as the first child that I
was irresponsible. He would use an anecdote
of a six-year old child of our neighbour that
could bath his younger ones, clean the house
and fry egg. Don't know why but he
laid too much emphasis on that egg.
Whenever I remember that, I just usually
laugh nowadays.

Lol..I grow up in Europe not like this happen.

Hmmmmm!

That No1 and 3 are just on point.

6. Tell the person knocking, "I'm not at home."

I go look am, "nor be you I dey see so?"
















This one shar!

Lolz

Na all our papa and mama be first 4 thier time. Who be second

If a boy touches u wen on ur period u wld get pregnant

leggo:
Marijuana will make you mad... can confirm FALSE

maybe not instanta

AndreRose:
Lol

Tell us joor

EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age( I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa

This made my day!
Mine are still lying even till now
Especially papa, always telling us how he scored the winning goal in a football match, or how he fought seven boys alone, Ah papa, I ain't ten no more

Lol, my papa too like to talk say en sabi mathematics, for my mind im like make I bring my textbook, u think say na business maths

All in all, I love my father, he said he taught his teachers maths in standard six
Oh papa you have made my night.

My uncle nko? The only man I know wey go Spain without international passport, how they insert an oyibo man picture inside their youthful album, chai
To think I believed those shit then

Fp

lol

It true sha