1. The Chatterbox
This is the one who will give you lively discussions. You can bank on the fact that there will never be a dull moment in your relationship. You can trust her because running her mouth will never allow her to be able to keep secrets from you. You will hear the latest news of your social in (and hell, the "out" groups. BBC, CNN and FOX News aint got nothing on this one. She is entertainment all by herself.

2. The Desperate Chick
This type will never let you get away with stringing her along; because she will quickly want to find out your intentions with her, your future plans and aspirations, and where you see the relationship going. Men, you actually need this type of women. She is cause for you to get your acts together and man up (I know that's a foreign concept for the lot of you men)

3. The Overly-Critical Woman
This type will call you out on your bullshitting. She will correct you and put you in your proper place when you misbehave, are getting big or pig headed. That way, you will never think you are the shit; that you aint. But, she is the reason you stay grounded. She is the reason why people respect you.

4. The Bimbo
Yes, she may not have GED, but you know that's what you men like anyway. Someone who can't keep up with your average or dim-witted comebacks and repertoire. Someone who will always make you look good with your semi-intelligence half-assed conversations. You can be comfortable and relaxed in the fact that she will never outshine or one-up you in your social clicks or while hanging with the fellas. She can't twist your arm even if she tried, she is not to be taken seriously. She is pure yarn full of fun, tom-foolery and hanky-pankies. She is your arm candy. Your trophy wife.

5. The High Maintenance Chick
For you lazy man; this is the one that attracts your attention right instantly, because baby girl does her thing in style. But only to find out; it takes money to keep up her appearances. Wow! She is actually your motivation to get up every morning to go to work, so you can keep giving her the lifestyle that she is accustomed to. And rightly so, for tolerating your ass. Lazy ass.

6. The Baby Mama's
Yup. She is the perfect receptacle for sperm donations. Isn't that what you men are looking for? To spread your wild oats? Oya, here she is. At least you know she loves sex-ing and are fertile. All the more reason for you to put a cork in it or wrap it up. And, knock konji over with broomstick.

7. The Clingy girl
Isn't this the girl all men want? The dependent one? Someone to worship the ground they walk on, dote on them and lick their asses and dick*s (pun intended). With this girl, you will never wander if she wants you or loves you. Because she is always at your beck and call.

8. The Gold Digger
Please see high maintenance: Selah*. These women are as such that men are instantly attracted to them. But, shortly after testosterone dips all time low (for some men, it takes years), then they start realizing they actually have to get up and work in order to keep this woman. She is the reason you have a bank account with some zeros behind an odd or even number. Thank her later.

9. The Club Girl
She keeps it fun. She gets down and dirty. She knows how to have fun. Good golly, she can ride that pole. And, I bet the sex is good since she can sway her hip and she knows what to do with that hand. Never a dull moment in the bed room. She can dance for me all night long. All night long, all night?? Right? Lionel Richie thinks so.

10. The Feminist
Saved the best for the last. These ones; wow. They do make you feel like a man 'cause only real men can handle them. They are truly the reason for the slogan: Besides every man is an even greater woman. You will never worry about anything in life when you have this type of woman by your side. You can depend on her; she's got your back, she can hold down the fort. When you are sick, you ain't gotta worry that the house will burn down. She commands respect. She calls you on out on your dog poo. She expects more from you. You have a reason to commit to higher standards, to become a better man and to live a descent human. What more can I say. I think every man should look for a woman with a little bit of feministic ideologies in her approach to love and life.

@ all Nairalandians. Hashtag marrysmart. #haterswillhate #youcansuckit

Source: Xina, MD/MBA. Aka: Xiadnat.

Ur opinion though!!

Is it by force to marry??

In other words..men can/should date every woman they come across,cos we all fall into one category or more. IMO,dumb post.

To slap this girl just dey hungry me.

almostFamous:
In other words..men can/should date every woman they come across,cos we all fall into one category or more. IMO,dumb post.

No section for the GOOD GIRLS or GOD FEARING GIRLS. So no...u r wrong.

justmag:


No section for the GOOD GIRLS or GOD FEARING GIRLS. So no...u r wrong.

describe a good girl or a "God fearing girl". They both will fall into one of the categories listed.

This post is almost useless..Smh..

almostFamous:
describe a good girl or a "God fearing girl". They both will fall into one of the categories listed.

the good girls/church girls i know aren't desperate or club hoppers. I am sure you can agree with that?

mhyra:
This post is almost useless..Smh..

why is it useless? because it goes against your belief? or you don't want to accept the truth?

bangleslover:


why is it useless? because it goes against your belief? or you don't want to accept the truth?

you just abused the word "Truth"

One hell of a list

Oh well. Seems about right. That's what most guys want anyway.

cococandy:
Oh well. Seems about right. That's what most guys want anyway.

yeah that's what we want