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JeffreyJamez:
He knows the story lol

xynerise:
Oya tell me ya height, 4'11?

Martins301:
Ehehn. . .I get mountain everest gene in me. . .if me and you mingle, Micheal Jordan go envy our procreation. . .if you code just bat ur sexy eye 4 me

Ishilove:
5'5

Eyop:
Average then but who measured you

Ishilove:
Local government

Slimdolly:
aww thank goodness I'm tall

Ishilove:
*bats eyelashes like a palsy patient*

zeezeegal:
am short buh dnt take chances oooo.... Try me nd get it hot

Martins301:
Thats enough signal Can we proceed to the next level?

Ishilove:
Yels

zeezeegal:
bite his ear off ;Dbite his ear off

Slimdolly:
aww thank goodness I'm tall

sexyseun:
Bimpe, Bola oooooo, Bisi!!!!!!! They are talking about u people here ooooo....
Those are my short friends, runz out of d thread b4 they catch me.
BTW short girls are short tempered, they are also very unemotional and lack romance, date a short girl and ur nightmare just began...
Lastly their names mostly starts with "B".

Inferior complex is d reason for this

steppin:
Laugh wan tear my belle.
Let me add;
1. Short girls are hot-tempered and they can break you head with bottle, if you mess with them.
2. When they love you, they love real hard!
Their love na die!

Ishilove:
5'5

AirborneLacer:
It only gets awful when she's short, ass-less, has a deep baritone voice, walks like a man, has few beards and is downright clueless.

Dang! Am I going to date a pseudohermaphrodite midget?

This is the kind of situation that would have an atheist thanking God for Eve - the complete woman

sexyseun:
of course not. I am 5ft 8 and with heels I will be closing up to 6feet, so 5ft 8 is pretty okay for even guys too

ceejayluv:
I'm 6'4" . ... 5'8" chics are short enough for me...

Slimdolly:
no but i am 5.77427822 feet tall

Shezhawt:
Love this post.... #teamshortie :-D

It would have been a gross injustice if you were tall with that pretty face

Ishilove:
On the flipside, that doesn't mean i can date a guy shorter than 5'6. Heck no.