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16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Ishilove: 6:54pm On Mar 16, 2015
1. Everything she does is cute and adorable, but do not tell her she’s cute or adorable. She wants to be a sexy goddess, not “cute.” This means she wants you to make her feel like she’s Gisele even though she’s tiny.

2. Also “tiny” is not a cute pet name. Call her babe, baby, bae — whatever. But do not call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you’ve cleared it with her and she’s down with that nickname).

3. Please don’t ask to pick her up. She isn’t a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you respect her. If she wants you to pick her up, she’ll most likely run and jump on you like she’s reenacting a scene from The Notebook.

4. She doesn’t discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. What? She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6-foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/ son.

5. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. There’s a good chance your petite new love interest is a “firecracker,” as some say, which will make you love her even more.

6. You’ll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your neck every time you want to kiss her. But it will be so worth the crick in your neck that you’ll probably get once in a while.

7. Don’t underestimate her. She’s small but she’s probably tougher than you.

8. Don’t rest your arm on top of her head. It makes her feel like her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a motorcycle helmet, if you’re that kind of guy). The arm on her head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover.

9. She likes being little. Don’t make it sound like a bad thing. After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous.

10. If you keep things where she can’t reach them, she will make you get them. Every time. So please don’t put her shit on a high shelf.

11. She will always be in high heels, so don’t expect to be able to walk to dinner. And if you do want a romantic night of walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least wear a wedge.

12. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the window of your apartment that you’re locked out of. So, on the off chance that you left your window open, she’s got this and you’ll be chilling on your couch in no time.

13. Hold her hand. Always. It’s actually pretty scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don’t let go.

14. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level. Unless of course you’re sitting down. Then it’s much easier to communicate.

15. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost any position you want when you’re fooling around. Think Cirque de Soleil-like positions like these. Yes, this could be your reality.

16. She makes one hell of a little spoon. She’ll be the yin to your yang and all will be right in the world.
http://www.today.ng/lifestyle/16-things-you-should-know-before-dating-a-short-girl/

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Slimdolly(f): 6:55pm On Mar 16, 2015
aww thank goodness I'm tall

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Ishilove: 6:55pm On Mar 16, 2015
On the flipside, that doesn't mean i can date a guy shorter than 5'6. Heck no. grin

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Enegod(m): 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2015
The best thing about short girls, is being able to manhandle them in bed. You don't have to tell them to move over here or maybe over there, it's way more
exciting...put them where you want them..undecided undecided

Short girls seem to be the hottest undecided

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by steppin: 6:59pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ishilove:

Please don’t ask to pick her up. She
isn’t a puppy or a baby.
Laugh wan tear my belle.
Let me add;
1. Short girls are hot-tempered and they can break your head with bottle, if you mess with them.
2. When they love you, they love real hard!
Their love na die!

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Viktoh(m): 7:00pm On Mar 16, 2015
cool
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 7:04pm On Mar 16, 2015
aww cute. but hope this doesn't apply to short men also? hehehe grin

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by STARSHYNE(f): 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2015
Is Ishilove short

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Ishilove: 7:06pm On Mar 16, 2015
STARSHYNE:
Is Ishilove short
Nope. Average

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Ishilove: 7:07pm On Mar 16, 2015
EroticAngelina:
aww cute. but hope this doesn't apply to short men also? hehehe grin
Heheheheheheheheheh... cheesy

'em short brothers go para for you o grin

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 7:07pm On Mar 16, 2015
Slimdolly:
aww thank goodness I'm tall

Are u 6ft tall? cheesy
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by mrborntodoit: 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2015
I enjoy dating a short girl!

Since I'm 6ft2inches tall, I prefer a shorty grin

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Richie0974: 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2015
I'll remember dat....
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Sezua(m): 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2015
This land is not 4 sale.... beware of 419 and My brother kamoru!

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by thatniqqress(f): 7:09pm On Mar 16, 2015
Really?

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 7:09pm On Mar 16, 2015
you say werrin? angry

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by kunlesehan(m): 7:09pm On Mar 16, 2015
Hmmmm...I'm SHORT of words
lol

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by LewisO: 7:09pm On Mar 16, 2015
[size=14pt]Ishilove are u short or tall? undecided

Oya come and form for me. [/size]

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by dharay99: 7:09pm On Mar 16, 2015
Not ma biz, this is meant 4 short dudes as well. cry
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2015
EroticAngelina:
aww cute. but hope this doesn't apply to short men also? hehehe grin

Vice versa girl cheesy

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2015
I just dey look
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by mimicious(f): 7:11pm On Mar 16, 2015
Awww

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by STARSHYNE(f): 7:11pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ishilove:

Nope. Average
oh!tot u are grin

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by dharay99: 7:11pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ishilove:

Nope. Average

Picture or.....
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Slimdolly(f): 7:12pm On Mar 16, 2015
wristwatch:


Are u 6ft tall? cheesy
no but i am 5.77427822 feet tall

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 16, 2015
Ishilove:

Heheheheheheheheheh... cheesy

'em short brothers go para for you o grin
lol
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 16, 2015
Lol.

Short girls are usually very strong(physically).. If u no be macho man, u might be thoroughly battered during quarrels...
Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by Ishilove: 7:12pm On Mar 16, 2015
LewisO:
[size=14pt]Ishilove are u short or tall? undecided

Oya come and form for me. [/size]
lipsrsealed grin

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by raziboi(m): 7:12pm On Mar 16, 2015
SHIT

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Re: 16 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Short Girl by dorin27(f): 7:13pm On Mar 16, 2015
#smiles

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