Ishilove:
Burger01,

You know I'm not a poet.

I won't even declare undying love, heck no!! How can I declare undying love when we haven't even met??

But these words come straight from my heart.

There's something about you... I just can't put my finger on it.

Your comments have me chuckling giddily, like a teenager high on hormones. Lol

Did I tell you I'm sapiosexual? Yes baby, I am. I am attracted to intelligent men. You are so frigging intelligent...wtf!!

You are one of the reasons I login to Nairaland, and I follow you bumper to bumper... Bleep it, I stalk you!!

I have the biggest crush on you, mehn. There, I've said it.

In short, I send you die...

D1ck:
Oh hell I have a problem with your punk ass for poking your fvcking watery nose in my business.... Mirexxx is here, I accused her and she didn't say anything because she knows she's guilty of the damn offense. She did it in a clandestine manner ranging from song lyrics to excerpt from poems...


You better transfer your implacable scourge elsewhere or I'm gonna make you start dreaming about your ancestors..... that is if you have one you poor orphan. A whelp

Aipete2:
As the apple among the trees of the wood, so is my naijaboiy among all guys

Ishilove:
Burger01,

You know I'm not a poet.

I won't even declare undying love, heck no!! How can I declare undying love when we haven't even met??

But these words come straight from my heart.

There's something about you... I just can't put my finger on it.

Your comments have me chuckling giddily, like a teenager high on hormones. Lol

Did I tell you I'm sapiosexual? Yes baby, I am. I am attracted to intelligent men. You are so frigging intelligent...wtf!!

You are one of the reasons I login to Nairaland, and I follow you bumper to bumper... Bleep it, I stalk you!!

I have the biggest crush on you, mehn. There, I've said it.

In short, I send you die...

missclasssy:
Naijaboiy, please relax let me handle the next slot

Okay

naijaboiy:
While we are waiting for the verdict of burger01 and djeezy.

Africanapple,,vickybee,,April07 & Aipete2 please come and drop your lines.

KingTom:
Bros remain small for me abeg, make we enter politics section, where weed puffing iz allowed

djeezy:
Your spotlight. Enjoy, it's gonna be so hard to choose truss me.

Omo my heart dey beat o

Darkrebel666:


~ abeg don't ban me oo but wtf is this? no metaphors, no literary devices. chai .

~ at least put some effort

KingTom:
Bros remain small for me abeg, make we enter politics section, where weed puffing iz allowed

Twaci:
Ok. Let's do this.

Clears throat

Like a stranger I wandered, a confused ghost in Nairaland. And like a little girl under a storm, I hoped for warmth and affection.

But then a simple "Hi", with the cutest smile, you drew my affection. You drew me in.

JeffreyJamez, I don't really know you, yet to meet u; but already I have fantasies; Crazy ones, just you and I. Desires evolved into passion; Wants matched with affection with our Hearts and fingers entwined as one.

I am crazy about you Jeff. Hope you give me a chance......

Darkrebel666:


@bolded.. John Legend

Dimples192:

naijaboiy:
While we are waiting for the verdict of burger01 and djeezy.

Africanapple,,vickybee,,April07 & Aipete2 please come and drop your lines.

Ishilove:
Burger01,

You know I'm not a poet.

I won't even declare undying love, heck no!! How can I declare undying love when we haven't even met??

But these words come straight from my heart.

There's something about you... I just can't put my finger on it.

Your comments have me chuckling giddily, like a teenager high on hormones. Lol

Did I tell you I'm sapiosexual? Yes baby, I am. I am attracted to intelligent men. You are so frigging intelligent...wtf!!

You are one of the reasons I login to Nairaland, and I follow you bumper to bumper... Bleep it, I stalk you!!

I have the biggest crush on you, mehn. There, I've said it.

In short, I send you die...

April07:
Im Into You.

Its not the body... Its not the money..
Its the eyes.... Its the smile..
Its the words and the brilliance in every sentence.
Its the friendliness.. Its the charisma..
Its the way your posts makes me smile...
Its the way you handle issues..
Its yOur calm nature and warmth..

I'm not really good with words but I just want to let you know that I'm so into you..

My Naijaboiy.

I can't help but imagine being with you.
Holding hands and strolling.
Having intelligible and silly conversations with you..
Pissing you off and making you smile..
Kissing you and whispering in your ears..
Damn it, I'm into you.

Let me be her..
The girl who gets you smilling at your phone..
The girl who you'd be proud to call yours..
The girl who can't go a day without hearing or reading from you..
And if its not too much too ask.....let me be your baby mama..
I'm into you Naijaboiy and I can't help it.

Blackett:
Ok.

Lol! We are still friends right..... We be bro now

April07:
Im Into You.

Its not the body... Its not the money..
Its the eyes.... Its the smile..
Its the words and the brilliance in every sentence.
Its the friendliness.. Its the charisma..
Its the way your posts makes me smile...
Its the way you handle issues..
Its yOur calm nature and warmth..

I'm not really good with words but I just want to let you know that I'm so into you..

My Naijaboiy.

I can't help but imagine being with you.
Holding hands and strolling.
Having intelligible and silly conversations with you..
Pissing you off and making you smile..
Kissing you and whispering in your ears..
Damn it, I'm into you.

Let me be her..
The girl who gets you smilling at your phone..
The girl who you'd be proud to call yours..
The girl who can't go a day without hearing or reading from you..
And if its not too much too ask.....let me be your baby mama..
I'm into you Naijaboiy and I can't help it.

i'm just smiling here

My baby mama? Hmmmm

D1ck:
Mirexxx, you are an expert in Thiefiology.... Ole! You copied several words on google and infused them together

mirexxx:




Oh! My pink lips and brown eyes
Nairaland's cutest guy
words cannot express how i feel
it just comes from within

I heard once that love is friendship on fire
burning in my soul, djeezy i desire!
my love for you knows no bounds
it just wouldn't adhere to rules



you didn't only sweep me off my feet
you made me weak in the knees
I fall deeper in love with you everyday
I can't wait until tomorrow


our love will be like a burning cigar
we'll be willing to smoke together
our love will be purer than spring
I'll be an angel to carry you on my wings



I am mad with love
I want to be in your arms
and feel your touch
I love you so much



can i compare thee to summer?
you are more lovely and temperate
How can i love thee?
let me count the ways
I love you to the depth and breath and height my soul can reach



Our love will be like planted seeds
and will grow into a Forrest of trees
though the scorching heat by mid day
we'll keep blooming everyday


I have no face of Beyonce
and a wealth of Oprah Winfrey
i'm just a girl who was captivated by you
well, i think this will do


be mine, prince djeezy

Burger01:

Can I drop a line for Ishi?

naijaboiy:

i'm just smiling here

My baby mama? Hmmmm

April07:
Im Into You.

Its not the body... Its not the money..
Its the eyes.... Its the smile..
Its the words and the brilliance in every sentence.
Its the friendliness.. Its the charisma..
Its the way your posts makes me smile...
Its the way you handle issues..
Its yOur calm nature and warmth..

I'm not really good with words but I just want to let you know that I'm so into you..

My Naijaboiy.

I can't help but imagine being with you.
Holding hands and strolling.
Having intelligible and silly conversations with you..
Pissing you off and making you smile..
Kissing you and whispering in your ears..
Damn it, I'm into you.

Let me be her..
The girl who gets you smilling at your phone..
The girl who you'd be proud to call yours..
The girl who can't go a day without hearing or reading from you..
And if its not too much too ask.....let me be your baby mama..
I'm into you Naijaboiy and I can't help it.

thronekid:

Bro, be cool!... If she vex start to dey Utilise english words, I dey always shiver.... Mr Ishilove is definitely a proffesor... Kidding!

naijaboiy:

Can you give someone your lines to help you post?