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Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:19pm On Mar 19, 2015
KingTom:
An idiot banned me for one hour, and the destiny of this mumu will be delayed by one hour also!!! grin
[color=indigo]hahahaha

You and your mouth een[/color]
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:20pm On Mar 19, 2015
KingTom:
An idiot banned me for one hour, and the destiny of this mumu will be delayed by one hour also!!! grin
Lol
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Teebashy(f): 9:20pm On Mar 19, 2015
Wow, all dis writeup dey make my head swell
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by KingTom(m): 9:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
ifex370:
looking for another ban abi?
Bring it on!!!!!!! undecided
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
Agapecharis are you present here?
[color=indigo]I am. Seems they aren't so prepared. You know the time was short. Can it be moved to tomorow or next? wink

Hope I spoke your mind @luxanne @remsonik[/color]
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by sinizia: 9:21pm On Mar 19, 2015
TheDarkRebel:
~ Lol, sure... I put a Smiley to show I was playing but it seems I would stop joking too much. A lot of the bloggers here don't like or get jokes.
LOL. No don't stop. I love your jokes, especially the naughty you tease ladies with. But on this occasion reserve till after the "wooee's" verdict so you don't fall her hands. grin
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by mirexxx(f): 9:22pm On Mar 19, 2015
chibwike:
And someone said this is just for fun...Blackett am waiting oh...congrats mirexx...vickybee and the other winners...great relationships starts from here...
lol thanks
really? smiley
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by naijaboiy(op): 9:22pm On Mar 19, 2015
Blackett??
Remsonik?
Luxanne?

We are waiting smiley
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:22pm On Mar 19, 2015
MzNelly:
A love poem?

I'd like to see. smiley
Lol, not writing anytime soon. Can't seem to order such thoughts now. However, there is a small collection in the poetry section you may have seen it. smiley.

https://www.nairaland.com/2048551/sweet-nothings-thescrypt.
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:22pm On Mar 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
Was it just fun? cheesy
Yes! tongue angry
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by April07: 9:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
KingTom:
An idiott banned me for one hour, and the destiny of this mumu will be delayed by one hour also!!! grin
Tom you're in trouble with me.. angry
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
Dimples192:
Lol and who's giving you a phone huh
Girl you got mr nariland on loan grin
Typographical error
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by naijaboiy(op): 9:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]I am. Seems they aren't so prepared. You know the time was short. Can it be moved to tomorow or next? wink

Hope I spoke your mind @luxanne @remsonik[/color]
it can. If they want it that way.
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by ifex370(m): 9:23pm On Mar 19, 2015
KingTom:
Bring it on!!!!!!! undecided
*waves magic wand tongue


check again
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by KingTom(m): 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]hahahaha

You and your mouth een[/color]
Guy can you imagine? Like say na me make the mumu no fit use her brain come up with better wooing lines? Shuo! The Arindin even hid her name and placed it thus "A moderator banned kingtom" Let the cow come and ban me again na. Wasted ovary
grin grin grin
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by April07: 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
Vickybee:
Yes! tongue angry
grin grin

Some people are just watching you in the viewing centre.. Better be just for fun Ooo lipsrsealed #fades
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
Mznelly nice poem wink
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by KingTom(m): 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
D1ck:
Lol
grin
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Ishilove: 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
Burger01:
Ishilove:

Awww so sweet of you! You unlocked my heart with that blaster.

Muted. My feelings for you been muted for so long a time
I've been a secret admirer of you, I remain muted no more!
You make me high and I'm dropping this for you.
I don't give a hoot if Seun bans me fifty years

I can write from Adam - a biblical patriarch,
To Zacharias - a tax-collector at Jericho.
I will chose to write from 'Ishi' to the 'Love'
Fifty Shades for grey is what I will give you.

A Darkrebel666 rhythmically ventricles
Compares not to a French kiss on top Eiffel Tower
Or having smooching spells on the balcony of Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc

I will be the one you call daddy moi
Hold you and never let you go
A shoulder you can lean on
Kiss you from Lagos to Boston
Lick lollipop off your fine lips
Lick your tears when you cry
Carry you when you are weak
Understand you when you need understanding
Remain sleepless when you can't sleep

Better pikin, fine girl
I will tingle you down south
Make you scream for more
If I move it in and out
Will it make you scream inside?
I will move it right and left
And make it last all night

Breakfast in big Mac's
Shopping in Tiffany
Eyes behind shades
We pop rozay in Reno
We fly to Caribbean Island
Bath you in and out
Around me you are safe
A 100 Eyop will fall by the roadside
I gat eyes, my eyes are for you
Only you I see on Nairaland.

The creator created Eve from Adam's rib
My rib been missing since I was born
Used to create a masterpiece like you
I adore you just the way you are
God wouldn't have done any better
With a masterpiece like you

Can't you see Ishilove
I'm hopelessly enchanted
Mesmerised by your beauty
Blasted away by your brains
Like Rozzayy into Djeezy
I'm so into you baby
Keep a diary of me in your heart
I will see you when we get there....

Ciao.
Cheiii...

Be still, my wildly beating heart... smiley
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by naijaboiy(op): 9:24pm On Mar 19, 2015
Vickybee:
Yes! tongue angry
I hope so wink

Where are we doing our E-honeymoon smiley
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:25pm On Mar 19, 2015
[color=#200000]

MzNelly, you've got mad talent. Your writing skills are top notch. I was totally sold on that, sweetheart. You totally described who I was in very lucid words.

Your rhymes got me wanting more. And I was never disappointed with the next. I was sad those lines came to an end.

Kisses. . .

Now nneka. . .
[/color]
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by kinglahkay(m): 9:25pm On Mar 19, 2015
the crazy me is on the loose grin
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by KingTom(m): 9:25pm On Mar 19, 2015
ifex370:
*waves magic wand tongue


check again
I'm still here undecided
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by stephenqueen: 9:26pm On Mar 19, 2015
Wey ma guy jacksparrow127, abi dem don ban u ni?
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by KingTom(m): 9:26pm On Mar 19, 2015
April07:
Tom you're in trouble with me.. angry
What did I do my lovely curvy bow legged love grin grin grin




Naijaboiy tongue
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by ifex370(m): 9:27pm On Mar 19, 2015
KingTom:
I'm still here undecided
The wand has a flat battery undecided no lite




..




Runs to on gen... you must be banned today angry
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:27pm On Mar 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
I hope so wink

Where are we doing our E-honeymoon smiley
Anytime. smiley
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by naijaboiy(op): 9:27pm On Mar 19, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#200000]

MzNelly, you've got mad talent. Your writing skills are top notch. I was totally sold on that, sweetheart. You totally described who I was in very lucid words.

Your rhymes got me wanting more. And I was never disappointed with the next. I was sad those lines came to an end.

Kisses. . .

Now nneka. . .
[/color]
Oga I nor like this suspense o grin
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:28pm On Mar 19, 2015
naijaboiy:
it can. If they want it that way.
[color=indigo]I guess it should. Remsonik is not online.[/color]
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by Nobody: 9:28pm On Mar 19, 2015
April07:
grin grin

Some people are just watching you in the viewing centre.. Better be just for fun Ooo lipsrsealed #fades
Trust me, it's for fun. cheesy
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by luxanne(f): 9:28pm On Mar 19, 2015
[color=indigo]How the hell did I get here? How did I get to this point of battle between these Worlds of mine - My Heart and My Head, a battle for a man I thought I cared naught about, a battle to be fought with a fellow she-opponent, one I vowed never to be engaged in, fighting to win some man's Heart. How would I win this war without causing great enmity in WORLDS I care so much about?

How did I get to this point? How did I get here and don't ever want out? A place I resent a return from, a home where two hearts tho far apart are intertwined in a world called Nairaland, where both hearts beat in unison in preparation for a journey to WHEREVER, a place we shall be in sync with each other for a lifetime, a lifetime of Laughter, of Explosive Passion, of Undying, Unconditional love, where dwells no heartaches.

How did I get here am tempted again to ask but how can I ask that when deep down I know HOW - How my Luxe in elegant tiptoes walked his way right into my guarded heart and I couldn't resist breaking down the walls I've built round it since time immemorial to welcome him in.

His name,AgapeCharis. My Luxe as am his Luxanne, he drives me to nuts and am left numb without an iota of control, open and bare in my vulnerability as the scorching eyes of the world delights in my unclothedness.

Nevertheless, I won't be shamed to show it, to tell it, screaming out aloud right here, right now to the universe the longing of my vulnerable heart, the expression of my eros to My Agape. To him I wander to in the journey of my mind, in my Fantasies as well as in my Reality. To him I let go all forms of clothed defences to be clothed in freedom, freedom for him, for us and for our unborn so I can without restrictions Love wholeheartedly.

For you my Agape, am willing to only if you my Luxe, take my hands in yours, look into my loving eyes and with a sensuous kiss ask me to be yours till eternity. Then will I damn it all and be by you wherever you lead.

Ask me my Agape, Just say the words![/color]
Re: The WOOING CHALLENGE 2015 [Female Edition] #DAY1 by KingTom(m): 9:29pm On Mar 19, 2015
ifex370:
The wand has a flat battery undecided no lite




..




Runs to on gen... you must be banned today angry
No fuel
Nice lines dimples192 grin

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