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Burnnotice:
lol indirectly telling him' damn figures of speech

LadyX:
Yes please. I'm eager to know what it is!

I just hope it's not a bad thing. I once made a blunder...I thought "thunder fire you" is a cool expression. So I used it. In my mind I imagined lightning striking (when it rains) and the loud sound of thunder. My friend told me it's too strong to be used by a lady.

lygn19:
if he takes more than 3 he wud go straight to d gals house to either start sleeping or start vomiting and dat wudnt be cool...

Burnnotice:
Hi am new here. Name is josef....i don't know what is wrong with me as am 20+ but have no gf, i haven't asked any girl out for once, haven't kissed or had sex... not that i don't feel like having a gf but anytime i see a girl i like...the courage to approach disappears...have tried all i could possibly think of but all to no avail....pls i'll greatly appreciate your comments. Thanks'

Rexhenrex:
am a year younger than u bro,i av never walked up to a gurl talkless of kissing one but i considered it as nothing,rather it made me concentrate more in ma studies.

in ma faculty am one of the best economists,and to tell you the truth av got gurls who always wanna be around me.

Concentrate and make good grades and other things shall be added.

FLAWLES:
.Op of all places you come nairaland cun seek advice?

Burnnotice:
hmmmm well i think some peeps still gives good advice....theres always an iota of truth in every lie.....#flawles

FLAWLES:
.SIR :/

chimerase2:
#teamCelibacy

FLAWLES:
.my friend sharrap dere and lemme hear word;. BEST KO ORIGIN KE SPIRIT kI mtwwwwwws

Burnnotice:
Ma'am u woke up like this #flawles

SkinnyDude:
#teamVaseLine

FLAWLES:
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andromida:
You know what they say "he who dares wins".

Burnnotice:
all i need is the courage to dare

FLAWLES:
.my friend sharrap dere and lemme hear word;. BEST KO ORIGIN KE SPIRIT kI mtwwwwwws

Burnnotice:
hahaha thats gonna hurt him....you mean he self-services himself!

Burnnotice:
all i need is the courage to dare

andromida:
You are over thinking it just do it. Highest you stammer then compose yourself.

izuch:
A little alcohol will do the trick, a man needs a little Dutch courage at times. Don't go and get drunk and try to approach any lady oh! Cause if you do you'll get the biggest embarrassment of your life. Work on your self esteem and also discover your "selling point" with that you'll find the best girl that will suit your person. Approaching a lady is not as difficult as you think it is, simply walk up to "her" and tell her you like her, who knows she might also be admiring you from afar waiting for you to initiate. Be a man, grow some balls, walk up to that lady and tell her your mind, if she rejects its not the end of the world. Unto the next one.

germainediva:
Maybe you engage in Masturbation frequently........

Burnnotice:
cool' i like this.....thanks

SkinnyDude:
he claims to be a man of God.
i know he has a vaseline company in his room

izuch:
Stingy man, hit the like button nah

SkinnyDude:
is it that you dont have female friends at all?

Burnnotice:
lol (like) happy now?

Burnnotice:
lol (like) happy now?

izuch:
Aka gum

Burnnotice:
lol 1000likes for you #cheerfulgiver