Vickybee:

Lmao, this is hilarious. I actually checked it on google but couldn't find it.

Anyway, i'm back for good.

softapple:
[s] chai d frustration dat comes with poverty is serious, i spent almost all my lyf with d whites n iv neva hear dem speak gramma lyk dis lunatic, bcaus when GOD blesses u nd ure so rich, there will b no need 4 gramma bcaus a clear,simple n concise words re wat u will b uttering. it baffles me hw poverty has turn sm people into grammatarian to talking n walking then leading to madness [/s]

TheDarkRebel:


~ Why am I even wasting my time replying your unintelligibly and unreadable epistles anyway..
You have a monumental and extraordinary case of scaphocephalous. ! Call that excessive use of words, but I call it grandiose!
[/b] flea. Its grammarian.
So much illiteracy in Nigeria. It's not my fault that you have the same I.Q as a Roborovski Hamster and your vocab pool is as limited as your mental strength.
~Living with whites doesn't equate to being sensible. Are you daft? Lmfao. So because you lived with whites, you feel you are wise. You must have been living with dumb whites like yourself.
Quality education got me to where I am today. Inferior humans and suckers like you were made to serve elites like me.

~ You possessed and deformed Foetus !

softapple:
pls dnt disturb me with ur stupidity dis morning.

Lala247:


Hmm dont know lol

AnyWay dont upset whoever it is anymore oh ... Dont want u banned till 20...
Think im going to bed now ... Tired c u later

TheDarkRebel:


~ May god impregnate you with 5 albino midgets.
Now you are clueless and asking for a peace treaty.
Next time, think well before stepping on my tail and quoting me when you weren't quoted .

You act so much like a bbitch, I'm sure if 10 men came in a cup, you would gladly drink it. Faggit!

Now swerve. I got better things to do today than replying impoverished impalas like you !

softapple:
pls dnt go n jump into d lagoon o.

TheDarkRebel:


~ You are mistaken if you think I'm tensed.
I'm actually enjoying this cool morning breeze

Admit it Buffon .You have being cremated verbally. Now swerve while your head is still hanging.
Its obvious you got nothing witty to say.

missclasssy:
I chose to use Chimamanda's photo as my profile picture because I adore her and I aspire to be better than her
She possesses all qualities I admire

Intelligence
Beauty
Talent
Class
Moderation
~Coupled with the fact that she is an advocate for gender equality.

Also, I don't like my profile being without a picture

By the way, I have also met and talked with her when I attended one of her writing workshops in Lagos,
Unlike some manchester united fanatics on Nairaland who are so obsessed about people who have no idea about who they are

Its quite appalling that some even go as far as using the names of their defenders as their monikers.

What a shame!

femi4:
You won't understand, football is a spirit. Its more than just being a fan. If a man can abandon his newly weded wife at the reception because his team is playing at that moment.... Intact its crazy!

softapple:
i dnt actually hav ur time, pls are u employed? i will love to employ u as a teacher in one of d private schools i own, at least with u having all dis stupid grammer in ur head u can still work unda me. "o yes d boss has spoken.

TheDarkRebel:


~ Who goes to work on holy Thursday, just 3 days to Easter?.
Oops I forgot you work in building sites where you carry head pans on your shapeless cranium all day long
Wretchedness at its peak.
You are so Po that you can't even afford the Or

Its grammar not grammer. Your life is in a bottomless pit.
Talking with you is like a conversational Purgatory. I still can't understand how a human can be this retardded.

Tell me, was your secondary school government approved? lemme know so I can discern the root of your irreparable problems

KrazyBone:
It's not your biz you say? But you already crammed the name and posted it here already, feeling like FBI.

But it's not your business.

softapple:
sorry to ask but have u eaten today?

TheDarkRebel:


~ Okay .. What's happening on 20.. Your birthday?

vislabraye:


If that dp is you, then you try....

Teeminjin:


noted.. run along

Lala247:


No meant till 2025

Lala247:


Lol whoelse would it be ... But thanks sha

TheDarkRebel:


~ Lol ... If that's the case, I would just use this one.

whisp3r:


U look cute , luv ur nose piercing

Lala247:
Danbrownmf morning

SAZZYSKOLY:
Boss nahh wah u oooh, I vote ruby nah

danbrowndmf:
Swthrt morning



*Rushes out of thread b4 ur million nairaland toasters break ma head*

Lala247:


Thank u
Your one of the few that like it.. Most call me arewa dont even know what that means

whisp3r:



Hmmm , if u've got a mirror close by, look in the mirror and u will c d meaning of arewa

TheDarkRebel:


~ Are you homoerotic? If not, then why would you ask me such a question?
Even your monicker already tells us you are a gay..

Soft Apple my foot.
more like Moist Apple