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Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by lebienconnu(m): 9:56am On Apr 02, 2015
you are very selfish.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 11:02am On Apr 02, 2015
JbravoAdodger:
^^ what an ahole!!
Ur mom u mean
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Lisaflex(f): 11:25am On Apr 02, 2015
Op u r a very patient person o... If i wer in ur shoes,d moment i realised he was doing dt on purpose, i would kindly ask him 2 stop it n if he doesn't, hmmmm....
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by YUNGLURD(m): 11:43am On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.
I troway yansh 4u...u should be a beneFiciary oF nobel laurate in lies.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2015
YUNGLURD:
I troway yansh 4u...u should be a beneFiciary oF nobel laurate in lies.
Haba bros, what will I gain in lying? u mean I will sit down and type all those lies? no now, I have nothing 2 gain. I just decided 2 share my experience. this is 10000% true. it happened in Benin.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 11:52am On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
E no sweet you? Dont lie o. Today is holy Thursday cheesy
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by MKO4ever(m): 11:53am On Apr 02, 2015
That was sexual harrasment, you should have sued the guy for some compensation
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Mintayo(m): 11:55am On Apr 02, 2015
Op, come and finish your story... huh huh huh
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by FitnessNigeria: 11:56am On Apr 02, 2015
Talk true, you did enjoy the smooching
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by seedorfg(m): 11:56am On Apr 02, 2015
hmmm epistle aye
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 11:57am On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
Hehehe this is serious... What procedures please
I love those lips though..
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 11:57am On Apr 02, 2015
lubbish

Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by jaybee3(m): 11:57am On Apr 02, 2015
Evidence of the big breast or it's a lie cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I know you didn't quantify your bréast with the "big" word but it has to be big with your description for a man probably sitting in an obtuse angle to connect his target quite frequently
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by watered(m): 11:59am On Apr 02, 2015
It takes two to tango, swear it that you didn't enjoy it.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 11:59am On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.

Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by uchennamani(m): 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
You should av seen how restless he was
Lai Mohammed like you!
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by cooljoe(m): 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2015
@Op ur a cutie
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by omarithmetics: 12:00pm On Apr 02, 2015
It doesn't seem ur offended, not the slightest bit, "it was fun-ny" I'm sure you had a great time nd you should have given him your number
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Hamatrony(m): 12:01pm On Apr 02, 2015
And whr is d pix of d romanced breast? undecided or I tak it as lies tongue

@Romancelander, ansa whc is said cheesy
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 12:01pm On Apr 02, 2015
Interesting story tho,"Men tapping current" from ladies since 1500BC!!
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by condralbede(m): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
Taaaaa.....swear say u didn't enjoy d touching body,u ma hv ur own tricks,dats y u raised ur arms for d guy to be robbing scrubbing ur br***ttongue
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by brize(m): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
You just disgraced someones generation for public, though he is anonymous, but who knows if am the one.... *rushes to change pp*
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by YUNGLURD(m): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
Haba bros, what will I gain in lying? u mean I will sit down and type all those lies? no now, I have nothing 2 gain. I just decided 2 share my experience. this is 10000% true. it happened in Benin.
initially,I believed u but as of this part " I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top."
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by anigold(m): 12:03pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
Sister lets be honest am sure you were actually enjoying this "act of informal-touchery", if not you should have complained about it or do something..

As I guy I notice that some ladies enjoying rubbing their breast on the shoulder of a cute male passenger, it happened to me some months back..
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by ayokunle032(m): 12:04pm On Apr 02, 2015
Ok

Checked ur profile yet can't find d Br*** smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by vislabraye(m): 12:05pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
My own is romance in the car huh
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by zubby29(m): 12:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
i guess u enjoyed it jare,maye b u are in d mood too,lol jst joking o ;Di guess u enjoyed it jare,maye b u are in d mood too,lol jst joking o
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by anigold(m): 12:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
condralbede:
Taaaaa.....swear say u didn't enjoy d touching body,u ma hv ur own tricks,dats y u raised ur arms for d guy to be robbing scrubbing ur br***ttongue
Why naw hahahahahahag
Why are u like this hahahahahahahahahah
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by nephemmy(m): 12:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
What's the lesson of this boring story..
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by tsdarkside(m): 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2015
stvpid men like that ,,,you should avoid...

this guy is an idiot...how can you make body-contact without knowing the woman... huh huh huh

this are men that look too much porn...its better you avoid them...or else next they will try to rape you...be carefull,what you see as romance.. angry
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by watered(m): 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel,(because you anticipated post election violence but God disappointed you) i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was were still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Enteredentered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortableuncomfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untilluntil his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrowseat row and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didn'tdidn't know what'swhat's up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
I even got tired of correcting your spellings... Please improve on your use of punctuation. Nice story though. 35%
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