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Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by vislabraye(m): 4:12pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
Share it
So many examples. I used to fork one of my exes in a car.
MY first experience was in my Benz 190 at the back seat. I went visiting her one evening just after new year period. It was a windy evening and there was no light at all. People were already going to their houses.

She put her head on my laps and I began stroking it. She was enjoying it and we continued gisting. As I was using one hand on her hair, the other hand was roaming grin. She gave me a bad look and offered little resistance.

MY hands went to the lips and rubbed it thoroughly. Then it moved to the boobsa a and I squeezed it. She complained that she doesn't like doing such in the car and she hit my hands away. Then I felt my stuff rising and becoming hard.

Without warning, my other hands went between her legs. She frowned and looked at me sternly. I stuck my hands deeper into her hole, and realized she wasn't wearing panties at all shocked. I wound my finger from side to side and she started frowning in pleasure. A few seconds later, she became so wet. I unzipped and stuck my manhood into he mouth.

She just opened and started licking it. Then I changed position and laid on her. I pulled her skirt and unleashed my long John. Funny thing is that even though I am 6 feet tall, I was able to adjust in a comfortable way to thrust. While going back and forth, I felt he wind blowing my arss. By them time I was done, I quickly buttoned up and started the ignition.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 4:16pm On Apr 02, 2015
naughtyboy7:
grin I av done it so many times, the thing is these ladies that are saying I will give him a dirty slap, I will give him a stern look, I will do this I will do that, wen u are being groped, u seem to enjoy it, guys have u ever seen a lady slap a guy because he was taking current inside a bus?? yet it happens every day
Some ladies enjoy this shiit. My last shave with this, it was a lady facilitating the shiit. I was just avoiding her and she noticed it.

I have been used to driving myself even on long trips and all of a sudden, after many years, one girl is rubbing herself on me in a public bus. That's nonsense.

I have even noticed a lady being fingered in a Lagos - east bound trip when I was much younger. Smh for this poster..
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 4:17pm On Apr 02, 2015
Doortun:
That's not romance, if you consented to it or did something in return then yes. That was sexual interference; type of sexual molestion where the toucheeee gets some divine electric current by touching remotely with an object or other part of the body.
See the time of day. You are already drunk.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by franugo(m): 4:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
JbravoAdodger:
^^ what an ahole!!
share ur own experience or forever remain silent angry
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 4:27pm On Apr 02, 2015
Lisaflex:
Op u r a very patient person o... If i wer in ur shoes,d moment i realised he was doing dt on purpose, i would kindly ask him 2 stop it n if he doesn't, hmmmm....
You will jump out of the bus through the window.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by franugo(m): 4:29pm On Apr 02, 2015
Oh op u are a nairalander sefhuh If 2 say i know dt time i 4 no.....
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cheesy
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Lisaflex(f): 4:30pm On Apr 02, 2015
Naughtysite:
You will jump out of the bus through the window.
Lol! Ds is spiritual wickedness in high places
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by RaphaelOjefo: 4:41pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

:'[ I cry for you sha

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an[b] unconfortable[b/] manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
I cry for you...
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by vislabraye(m): 4:44pm On Apr 02, 2015
richyblink1:
It is not peculiar to just the male folks alone.

Around November 2009, I was travelling to Uyo from Port Harcourt and was sitting at the back roll with a lady beside me. Immediately the vehicle started moving I picked up a newspaper and kept myself busy.

Not up to an hour after we left the park, the lady beside me confidently closed the newspaper I was reading and collected it from my hands and immediately kicked off a discussion with me. Believe you me, she refused to hand back the newspaper to me till we got to our destination. She even assisted me with her phone to call the person I was visiting hoping I will get her digits in the process. But I gently told her thanks, collected my newspaper and zoomed of leaving her at the park.
Did I mention that she asked about my profession and address. Told me she was a nurse and equally dropped her address.

Op, it was not a romance, but an attempt to create a relationship
Hmmm... you no wan chop? Abi she no fine or you get gf for where udey
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by laykhorn(m): 4:50pm On Apr 02, 2015
TheSonOfMark:


You started off making sense then ended up seeming like a crack addict.
[
Dude! You wont just let an errata be. You dont forgive nonsense posts? Not for once.
SonOfMark, All hail thee grin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by supaslim(m): 4:52pm On Apr 02, 2015
remsonik:
You should have given him a very stern look followed by a pinch. Trust me the shame won't allow him talk.
mshwew! Asif she can do it! Lol! U go fear face na
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by EagleEyes001(m): 5:20pm On Apr 02, 2015
Jus passing by with hummer
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by erasokafor(m): 5:29pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
From ur username,I guess u enjoyed the bus romance. But the guy wasn't good enuf to make u kip pretending u didn't notice
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by ayula44(m): 5:30pm On Apr 02, 2015
Had d same experience abt an hour ago...d lady kept pushing her mighty boooobs against my right arm. Seemed she was enjoying it as we went into various bumps on d way. Jst had 2 look away ow...she fine sha bt I jst knew...dis gal was up 2 sumtin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Silensa(m): 6:06pm On Apr 02, 2015
Op ur moniker sef nah wah.

But didn't you enjoy it?
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by olabisiadelaja4(f): 6:11pm On Apr 02, 2015
arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top through the armpit area. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.
u r shameless n she's a bitch
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by RomanceLander(op): 6:14pm On Apr 02, 2015
Silensa:
Op ur moniker sef nah wah.

But didn't you enjoy it?
What about it. I rep my section
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Miscellaneous(m): 6:19pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES
when next u are travelling, tell me so i can join u………
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by teeastute(m): 6:20pm On Apr 02, 2015
How? on mtn
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Silensa(m): 6:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
RomanceLander:
What about it. I rep my section
lolzz, no offence though, but lets assume that everyone who rep his/her section follows suit we will have something like jokelander, bussineslander, computerlander, fashionlander etc. You can add yours
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by pappizeezu: 7:18pm On Apr 02, 2015
Stories wit no subtitle
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by weezii(m): 7:53pm On Apr 02, 2015
Witnessed this in February when returning to PH from Aba. The bus was sha cramped (4 per row) as usual. This babe was practically leaning on ma laps with her elbow. She didn't extend it towards the knee oh rather na closer to ma groin she kept coming. I was like pretending as if nothing is happening.

Immediately we got to ma destination I came down sharpaly. Didn't want to take it further.

So no be only guys dey do am, babes initiate such too.
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by austinesteve(m): 8:46pm On Apr 02, 2015
LOL

Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by UTEWUOJO: 10:49pm On Apr 02, 2015
What is so special about dat sagging stuff of urs?
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by U2ice(m): 11:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
Hmm fine girl...

But xup wiv d moustache wey no wan grow nah gringrin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Mightyguy(m): 1:15am On Apr 03, 2015
arimahoseloka:
let me just say my experience although it was a long time ago. I was in a taxi going travelling 2 my school. there was this lady sitting next to me. she didn't wear bra and her top was handless.
men, I no no wetin enter my head o. I start to dey use style dey touch with my left hand, I folded my hands in a way that it would appear am just folding my hands but I was trying to reach her boobs.

I did!! at first omo see fear, but I noticed the lady didn't budge at all. I instinctively knew she knows what am doing, in my craziness I carry my full hand put inside her handless top through the armpit area. remember she wasn't wearing bra. she even bent her body to conceal what's happening so other passengers don't notice. I also noticed while it was happening she would look straight into my face to know maybe who this crazy guy is. and probably if am worth taking the risk for.

the journey sweet o. when I reach my destination I came down and left I didn't say a word to her.
without utterin any word huh








Ur own don finish












#go price casket
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Nobody: 1:35am On Apr 03, 2015
op the guy was tapping current grin
wetin be remain na for u to tap current back grin and equation will be balanced grin
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Ileriahur(m): 2:06am On Apr 03, 2015
I had a funny but embarrassing experience with an Hajia in a keke, I was in the keke when she entered, as the keke moved my elbow just hit her b**b, since then and tru the trip she was just looking at me suspiciously and used her hand to guide herself, I was so embarrassed but had no choice than to just sit like a dead leaf!
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by arimahoseloka(m): 5:53am On Apr 03, 2015
Mightyguy:
without utterin any word huh








Ur own don finish












#go price casket
go and price casket 4 Ur parents
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by Flawlessangel(m): 9:36am On Apr 03, 2015
anigold:
Sister lets be honest am sure you were actually enjoying this "act of informal-touchery", if not you should have complained about it or do something..

As I guy I notice that some ladies enjoying rubbing their breast on the shoulder of a cute male passenger, it happened to me some months back..
Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by anigold(m): 10:17pm On Apr 04, 2015
Rolly83:
Sowiee dude!!! Can't you use a transformer?
Why should I use a transformer when I have you by my side... that will be waste of money...
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