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anigold:
Why should I use a transformer when I have you by my side... that will be waste of money...

You mean in your dreams?

This stuff happens to we guys as well. I just entered a keke now going to roundabout and in my seat was this fine yellow lady with big boobs. There was one other person on the seat and they needed to shift before I can enter.
Oya shift na, the girl no gree. She just sha shake bodi make e for no lost. I shrugged and entered innocently and then she moved her hand over my shoulder as per no space. Her boobs just compress for my arm and elbow for my mind I was like "why doesn't she just shift, see space everywhere" . But boob dey press my elbow this fine easter morning, wetin consain me? The journey now started and the drama started as well.
Any small bump or speed break she will throw herself forward with an 'ah.' her boobs just pressing into my elbow anyhow. Small time she will press extra hard then 'ah, sorry bros'. I tried shifting forward as per Sunday levels lemme use my church mind, but for where, she no gree. Her mammary glands still found a way to my elbow. She was wearing this red cotton t-shirt top and after some time I started feeling the bump that showed her nippule was getting erect.

I was like 'is this really happening' and then I remembered this thread and started browsing for it. As I reached Junction I came down ND paid my fare, she was just looking at me somehow. My mind was like 'get her number' but another part of me was like 'bros, na church we dey go so o'. In the end I paid my fare and said to no one in particular 'OK na'. And this girl smiled and said 'bye bye bros'! I was like so this girl knew what she was doing!!!
The keke zoomed off and I went my way. Not sorry I didn't collect her number though. She looked too... Em... Mgbeke-ish.

5minsmadness:
This stuff happens to we guys as well. I just entered a keke now going to roundabout and in my seat was this fine yellow lady with big boobs. There was one other person on the seat and they needed to shift before I can enter.
Oya shift na, the girl no gree. She just sha shake bodi make e for no lost. I shrugged and entered innocently and then she moved her hand over my shoulder as per no space. Her boobs just compress for my arm and elbow for my mind I was like "why doesn't she just shift, see space everywhere" . But boob dey press my elbow this fine easter morning, wetin consain me? The journey now started and the drama started as well.
Any small bump or speed break she will throw herself forward with an 'ah.' her boobs just pressing into my elbow anyhow. Small time she will press extra hard then 'ah, sorry bros'. I tried shifting forward as per Sunday levels lemme use my church mind, but for where, she no gree. Her mammary glands still found a way to my elbow. She was wearing this red cotton t-shirt top and after some time I started feeling the bump that showed her nippule was getting erect.

I was like 'is this really happening' and then I remembered this thread and started browsing for it. As I reached Junction I came down ND paid my fare, she was just looking at me somehow. My mind was like 'get her number' but another part of me was like 'bros, na church we dey go so o'. In the end I paid my fare and said to no one in particular 'OK na'. And this girl smiled and said 'bye bye bros'! I was like so this girl knew what she was doing!!!
The keke zoomed off and I went my way. Not sorry I didn't collect her number though. She looked too... Em... Mgbeke-ish.

Lols ....that moment

Rolly83:
You mean in your dreams?

Which kind malaria dream be that ,I mean for real...

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

Is dat Why u re called RomanceLander, U and Romance eehhh!!! Tell me you didn't enjoy d journey too lol.