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Midehi:
guy on your points i stick... why will a full grown up girl allow unthruthfull dickks to derail her feminine future,dullness & irresistable desire lands her on this mess even to the extent of abortions...mhenn, this is total bullshit, what happens to durex, shes so dull that she wont demand for durex when both bodies are on fire, shes a loosed bae,when there are alot of generational teens who acquire/loots hungry dickks without setting their eyes on the colour of their undies...that girl should wake up to reality,repair her damages & plan better...petting her or pity wont help her,she should know the bitter truth & strategize wella...

dullers are not my freak.

*ONELOVE**

spanzed:
Gbam you just said my mind...I read dis stuff thrice but I still didn't get what she wants from us...she speaks like a dummy,she can't say NO when does niggas want to get her laid abi...

D1ck:
On point ma'am. Even Mizmycoli knew these; she just felt like throwing jibes at me intentionally prolly to see my reaction.

Apparently, you have a very limited understanding of my online persona...

Perhaps, someday, you'll understand why I replied you.

Check this out....
It's an etiquette I learned.

Before commenting on a matter that is sensitive, if you are able to answer these three questions sincerely, and in a positive light....you'd agree with me, you wouldn't have made your first comment.

1. Are you trying to help? Or are you trying to prove others wrong?
2. Are you being witty? Or insulting?
3. Is bluntness necessary? Or is there a nicer way to say what you have to say?

So, you see my dear, bluntness is fine. But, if we are more deliberate, there are nicer way to pass across our views, no matter how diverging they seem. Apparently, I'm guilty here

Errrrr....about the "jibes".....Pele
I'm just coming from an Excursion.......Nairaland Politics section.

MizMyColi:
Apparently, you have a very limited understanding of my online persona...

Perhaps, someday, you'll understand why I replied you.

Check this out....
It's an ettuquette I learned.

Before commenting on a matter that is sensitive, if you are able to answer these three questions sincerely, and in a positive light....you'd agree with me, you wouldn't have made your first comment.

1. Are you trying to help? Or are you trying to prove others wrong?
2. Are you being witty? Or insulting?
3. Is bluntness necessary? Or is there a nicer way to say what you have to say?

So, you see my dear, bluntness is fine. But, if we are more deliberate, there are nicer way to pass across our views, no matter how diverging they seem. Apparently, I'm guilty here

Errrrr....about the "jibes".....Pele
I'm just coming from an Excursion.......Nairaland Politics section.

I think I have an idea about your online persona; that was why I failed to reply back harshly. And I'm actually criticizing the post; my critics was just not constructive enough.

And I'm sure you'd have murdered 'em all in the politics section with your

zicoraads:
Coli is on fire

Woe betide who ever is in her shooting range

Good day cutie

Sup sup Dear

Please I need to quench this fire before it gets out of hand. Lol.

I just can't stand it when people are so judgemental and condemning and condescending....on other people.
So help me God.

D1ck:
I think I have an idea about your online persona; that was why I failed to reply back harshly. And I'm actually criticizing the post; my critics was just not constructive enough.

And I'm sure you'd have murdered 'em all in the politics section with your

MizMyColi:
Hahahahahaha
Nooooo

Na them want finish me sef.

I hardly reply insultive comments directed at me.
#SelfControlTins

Well, I learnt important life lessons.

Islie:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/they-all-left-after-we-had-slept-together/

MizMyColi:
Sup sup Dear

Please I need to quench this fire before it gets out of hand. Lol.

I just can't stand it when people are so judgemental and condemning and condescending....on other people.
So help me God.

Baba419:
Sharp guys everywhere

Brugo:
Twale ma

elantraceey:
Like you won't hit every girl you come across if you have the opportunity to

alexis007:
Ego masseur......the type that can wash a woman's 'periodized' pants and see nothing wrong with it

Brugo:
You didn't have to describe your diseased father. Eeya.

alexis007:
......As you take style insult your papa.......Na GODWIN .......useless Guinea fowl wey woman use dey use clean yansh like tissue.......

Brugo:
It's a pity your mother was the free gift for all the sex starved thugs on the street. Now you are not sure who among those losers is your father.

alexis007:
still better than your father who recycle used condoms for call girls by rinsing them and wiping them clean with tissue in order to survive in Lagos

Brugo:
Read yourself man. How can anyone wear a stretched condom? Bro where is your brain? The fact that your father was an imbécile when he slept with your slow mother doesn't mean you should be one too na. Improve the community; help the nation. Ugrade. That's the essence of procreation. Are you this backward?

alexis007:
still doesn't change anything....... your dad is probably on some used condoms at the moment....... just as your mum is getting her rearguard bisected cum mutilated by Orubebe's rabies-infected dog

Brugo:
This is why you need to take your meds. You clearly cannot recognise your mother rolling in the mud with your dad snarling and snapping at each other like wild animals. Didn't know he was rabid. That's an interesting twist. The trauma of your abysmal situation must have affected your psyche.

You and your diseased family members n eed to be escorted back to your various wards at the mental home in Yaba for your safety and to hide your shame.

I hope they secure you lot properly this time.

I should say "get well soon" but let's not raise hopes especially in a hopeless situation like yours.

alexis007:
descendant of an impoverished zoo creature.....you've seen this leaked video clip of your mum giving a 400-year old baboon heads on NatGeo Wild?......i am certain it would give you some clues, however inconvenient, about your true patrilineality

Brugo:
Lol. A 400 year old baboon? Is that even possible? Even a 50 year old baboon is unheard of. Bro you have a penchant for stretching facts... Might be one of the prevalent symptoms of your genetic mental illness.

That character giving your wild mother the time of her life is none other than your poor old father.

Underachievement and hardship has turned him into that animal. A shame that you have no qualms watching your parents còpulate in the open. Perhaps that is your family's definition of an open relationship. What a home.

Let's hope they don't catch something nasty as they roll in the gutters enjoying such a noisy sèxual romp.

Well what can they catch that they don't already have?

alexis007:
that's PDA for you.......unlike your dad, who can't get from your mum what she gives to a 400-year old baboon.........the only part that slowpoke played while the baboon rode his wife into orgasm was to open his mouth, not because he is really shocked but because he was waiting for the baboon's cum as well

Brugo:
A good thing you agree that the baboon is your unfortunate father. It still baffles me that you cannot recognise your mother. Your baboon of a father must have ravaged her beyond recognition just the way you handle other females in your family.

I see you have stubbornly stuck to your 400 year old baboon story. That shows deep-seated ignorance. Well, what can anyone expect from the son of a baboon? The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

alexis007:
just go and get them even by parting your butt so that your dad can hard-drive into you the same way the baboon is pummeling your mum's punny. Go in and be a good boy. Your favourite moment is him cu.mming all over you,ain't it?

Brugo:
I suspected you were gay. How convenient for the son of a destitute raised in utter penury. It is clear you have been sexually abused by your hairy father repeatedly. Your mother was busy cheating on him with a wondering mad man so he turned to you to satisfy his urge.

Sadly, you even get jealous of your mother whenever she comes back to your dad cos you don't wanna share his attention. You can't even hold your faeces in any longer. You have to go around with a rag wrapped around your sore butt to hold your business in.

Now even the stray dogs in your neighbourhood run for cover once they a whiff of your scent. You just love rapìng them silly.

Get well soon ... scratch that. It's not going to happen soon. Let's hope researchers someday find a way to manage your condition.