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Of course, this list is not exhaustive. I’m not gay myself: how should I know everything? If I left anything out, lemme know. And if you find out that your handsome Femi is gay, call me. I can arrange your redeployment to a suitable male.


1. He thinks Justin Bieber is the best thing since Agbalumo Juice: If your boyfriend is consistently listening to Justin Bieber’s songs, has Justin Bieber’s photo (even one is enough) in his picture folder or (much worse) has ever had Justin Bieber on his wallpaper, well, sis, I’m sorry. That dude just don’t swing the way you swingin’

[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/funny-gay-man-fabulous-hair.jpg[/img]


2. He has a pink singlet: I am so horrified, I won’t even talk about that one.

[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/funny_your_gay_.jpg[/img]


3. He thinks Teddy Bears are Cute: Wait, hold up. In all fairness, some clarification is needed here. If a guy buys his lady a teddy bear, allows her to name it after him (I’ve seen a Teddy Bear called Tubosun), and gets laid as a result of all his labour, I say Oh Goody! It’s when you go to his room and find a teddy (again, even one is enough) that you should be worried. Even if he has none, but is strangely attached to YOUR own teddy bear, saying stuff like “look at the eyes”, “oooh, the fur is so sooooffffttt”, sister, he’s dead to you.


4. He’s “Keeping” Himself: Hehehe. I’ll tread softly here. I might be castrated for this. When a straight guy says he’s keeping himself for his babe, the ACTUAL translation is: My babe doesn’t want to do it, and because I love her, I’ll just have to manage with my blue balls. If YOUR BOYFRIEND is the one telling you he’s keeping himself (using church as the fall-guy), babe, begin to tremble. It’s not conclusive proof of his gayhood, but if he tests positive for any of the other qualities mentioned in this post (at least two is enough), I say the shit hit the fan, ricocheted off the flat screen tv, and hugged the Jacuzzi.


5. He doesn’t find Denrele remotely offensive.


6. He doesn’t find Charly Boy remotely offensive.


7. He LOOOoooOOOves Fashion: And we’re not talking Hugo Boss Suits and Ray Bans. He has a less than healthy interest in briefs, underwear and color blocking – sister, I am available.

[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/images.jpeg[/img]


8. He gets a Boner when taking a dump i.e pooping: Of course, he won’t tell you if this happens, but you could make ‘accidental’ appearances at the loo to “catch” him. Listen for tell-tale groans and moans when he’s in there.


9. He Keeps Malice: If, after quarelling with you (or with other people), he keeps malice, sister, that niggah’s almost gay (if he tests positive for any two of the above points, he’s full-time Gabriel.

I know i said 9, but this one is a bonus

10. You Catch him in bed banging another Guy: I promise you, they’re not practicing their yoga. Nne just end it!!!!!


culled: http://naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-tell-if-your-guy-is-gay/


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howardriddle:

ur mumulity don reach the complex level ooo

he as skirt

zyzxx:
he as skirt

really cos i have almost all of bieber's songs, i have a pink singlet and even two pink boxers, i have two teddies by my bedside, and im somewhat a fan of denrele(not charly boy oo, dat one no be human being). And i'm 100percent straight.

Lol! true sha

hahahahahahahahahahaha. in Efik

amsoslim:
ur mumulity don reach the complex level ooo

zinachidi:
really cos i have almost all of bieber's songs, i have a pink singlet and even two pink boxers, i have two teddies by my bedside, and im somewhat a fan of denrele(not charly boy oo, dat one no be human being). And i'm 100percent straight.

Sorry dude ... thats in ur dreams

10. His name is SEUN..



Not afraid.





00:31:05
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

howardriddle:
5. He doesn’t find Denrele remotely offensive.


6. He doesn’t find Charly Boy remotely offensive.

Nonsense!!

I don't find them offensive one bit; just weird. It doesn't make me gày.

So he just listening to Justin bieber's songs makes him Gay? Op really?

Tell me more

lwkmd

zinachidi:
really cos i have almost all of bieber's songs, i have a pink singlet and even two pink boxers, i have two teddies by my bedside, and im somewhat a fan of denrele(not charly boy oo, dat one no be human being). And i'm 100percent straight.

This means the gày spirit is knocking on your door.
[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/funny_your_gay_.jpg[/img]

Lolnumber 7 tho

Who cares

blackjack21:
10. His name is SEUN..



Not afraid.





00:31:05
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

waiting for ur ban
how many years u want?
i kinda think 20 years is enough

sinizia:
Nonsense!!

I don't find them offensive one bit; just weird. It doesn't make me gày.

GAY ALERT! GAY ALERT

IndecentStar:
waiting for ur ban
how many years u want?
i kinda think 20 years is enough

What did I do wrong?






00:52:52
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

Please Let me book Space

howardriddle:
WHERE IS UR SENSE OH HUMOR SISTER?

In your hairy ass

sinizia:
Nonsense!!

I don't find them offensive one bit; just weird. It doesn't make me gày.

Really not one bit ... Will ucome out dressed like that

sinizia:
Nonsense!!

I don't find them offensive one bit; just weird. It doesn't make me gày.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

If it quacks like a duck it's a _______

blackjack21:
What did I do wrong?






00:52:52
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

u talk say our oga @ the top na gay ba
now do u know what u done wrong?

Lala247:
Really not one bit ... Will ucome out dressed like that

God forbid. That's why I find them weird, but no offensive.

Chiam55:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

If it quacks like a duck it's a _______

What are you insinuating?



Okay, here's the thing. I used to find them offensive, like 5 years ago. But researching more has led me to see people like them and also, I'm now used to seeing them all the time, so their weirdness doesn't offend me anymore.

Dimpz, I'm straight like an erect dìck.

sinizia:
God forbid. That's why I find them weird, but no offensive.



What are you insinuating?



Okay, here's the thing. I used to find them offensive, like 5 years ago. But researching more has led me to see people like them and also, I'm now used to seeing them all the time, so their weirdness doesn't offend me anymore.

Dimpz, I'm straight like an erect dìck.

Some erect ones still bend or curve at the end tho

sinizia:
What are you insinuating?

Dimpz, I'm straight like an erect dìck.

Picture of your errection or.....