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Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by njuwo(op): 11:39am On Apr 16, 2015
I caught one fine girl on a BBM group last week sunday and we started chatting. She started disturbing me o, to come and see her, since we don't leave faraway. She is the type that is caged at home which i noticed from her chat. She said when i get there i should colonise the gateman if possible i should give him small money so that he will smuggle me into her room because her father is a retired army, a very harsh one for that matter who doesn't tolerate boys visiting his only daughter. When i got there i saw an old man outside the house, he was wearing a short knicker and a tear tear singlet holding a newspaper. I asked if he was the gateman and he said yes. So i said my angel Merriment told me to come see her. Is she available or switched off. He said she is available and that she is inside. What of her useless daddy? Hope say he is not available o? He said he is not. So i said he should carry me to Merriment's room for enjoyment purpose. He said, Okay, let's go in! I said he should wait first, let me go and buy condom at the nearby shop should incase the enjoyment leads to the next level. He said, Okay, make it snappy, I'm waiting! But wait o. I asked. What tore your singlet like this? He said it got torn while they were doing a little sanitation in the compound. I told him not to worry that i will buy another one for him. He thanked me. And i told him he is a correct guy, and that after everything i will give him small thing to hold body with. Again, he thanked me. As i was looking for a shop to buy condom from i saw a guy carrying a dozen of singlet. I then asked where i can buy condom from, in the area. He showed me. I asked if he was selling the singlets, that i want to buy one for somebody. He then told me that they were doing a little sanitation in their house when his oga's singlet got torn. So his oga said he should go and buy a dozen of singlets for him. He poiinted at them Merritment's house and said he is the gateman there. Please, i don't know if i should go back to the house again?
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Nobody: 11:45am On Apr 16, 2015
njuwo:
I caught one fine girl on a BBM group last week sunday and we started chatting. She started disturbing me o, to come and see her, since we don't leave faraway. She is the type that is caged at home which i noticed from her chat. She said when i get there i should colonise the gateman if possible i should give him small money so that he will smuggle me into her room because her father is a retired army, a very harsh one for that matter who doesn't tolerate boys visiting his only daughter. When i got there i saw an old man outside the house, he was wearing a short knicker and a tear tear singlet holding a newspaper. I asked if he was the gateman and he said yes. So i said my angel Merriment told me to come see her. Is she available or switched off. He said she is available and that she is inside. What of her useless daddy? Hope say he is not available o? He said he is not. So i said he should carry me to Merriment's room for enjoyment purpose. He said, Okay, let's go in! I said he should wait first, let me go and buy condom at the nearby shop should incase the enjoyment leads to the next level. He said, Okay, make it snappy, I'm waiting! But wait o. I asked. What tore your singlet like this? He said it got torn while they were doing a little sanitation in the compound. I told him not to worry that i will buy another one for him. He thanked me. And i told him he is a correct guy, and that after everything i will give him small thing to hold body with. Again, he thanked me. As i was looking for a shop to buy condom from i saw a guy carrying a dozen of singlet. I then asked where i can buy condom from, in the area. He showed me. I asked if he was selling the singlets, that i want to buy one for somebody. He then told me that they were doing a little sanitation in their house when his oga's singlet got torn. So his oga said he should go and buy a dozen of singlets for him. He poiinted at them Merritment's house and said he is the gateman there. Please, i don't know if i should go back to the house again?
Lolz....even if your story na fake.
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by agarawu23(m): 11:46am On Apr 16, 2015
njuwo:
I caught one fine girl on a BBM group last week sunday and we started chatting. She started disturbing me o, to come and see her, since we don't leave faraway. She is the type that is caged at home which i noticed from her chat. She said when i get there i should colonise the gateman if possible i should give him small money so that he will smuggle me into her room because her father is a retired army, a very harsh one for that matter who doesn't tolerate boys visiting his only daughter. When i got there i saw an old man outside the house, he was wearing a short knicker and a tear tear singlet holding a newspaper. I asked if he was the gateman and he said yes. So i said my angel Merriment told me to come see her. Is she available or switched off. He said she is available and that she is inside. What of her useless daddy? Hope say he is not available o? He said he is not. So i said he should carry me to Merriment's room for enjoyment purpose. He said, Okay, let's go in! I said he should wait first, let me go and buy condom at the nearby shop should incase the enjoyment leads to the next level. He said, Okay, make it snappy, I'm waiting! But wait o. I asked. What tore your singlet like this? He said it got torn while they were doing a little sanitation in the compound. I told him not to worry that i will buy another one for him. He thanked me. And i told him he is a correct guy, and that after everything i will give him small thing to hold body with. Again, he thanked me. As i was looking for a shop to buy condom from i saw a guy carrying a dozen of singlet. I then asked where i can buy condom from, in the area. He showed me. I asked if he was selling the singlets, that i want to buy one for somebody. He then told me that they were doing a little sanitation in their house when his oga's singlet got torn. So his oga said he should go and buy a dozen of singlets for him. He poiinted at them Merritment's house and said he is the gateman there. Please, i don't know if i should go back to the house again?
smh for romance section dis days
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Pr0ton: 11:50am On Apr 16, 2015
Aflowz:
even if your story na fake...
Just dey waka go your house grin
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by mostHandsome01: 11:50am On Apr 16, 2015
Lmao!! Go back there pls,, but bear in mind,,na ur corps go come outside!
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Nicklaus(m): 11:55am On Apr 16, 2015
njuwo:
I caught one fine girl on a BBM group last week sunday and we started chatting. She started disturbing me o, to come and see her, since we don't leave faraway. She is the type that is caged at home which i noticed from her chat. She said when i get there i should colonise the gateman if possible i should give him small money so that he will smuggle me into her room because her father is a retired army, a very harsh one for that matter who doesn't tolerate boys visiting his only daughter. When i got there i saw an old man outside the house, he was wearing a short knicker and a tear tear singlet holding a newspaper. I asked if he was the gateman and he said yes. So i said my angel Merriment told me to come see her. Is she available or switched off. He said she is available and that she is inside. What of her useless daddy? Hope say he is not available o? He said he is not. So i said he should carry me to Merriment's room for enjoyment purpose. He said, Okay, let's go in! I said he should wait first, let me go and buy condom at the nearby shop should incase the enjoyment leads to the next level. He said, Okay, make it snappy, I'm waiting! But wait o. I asked. What tore your singlet like this? He said it got torn while they were doing a little sanitation in the compound. I told him not to worry that i will buy another one for him. He thanked me. And i told him he is a correct guy, and that after everything i will give him small thing to hold body with. Again, he thanked me. As i was looking for a shop to buy condom from i saw a guy carrying a dozen of singlet. I then asked where i can buy condom from, in the area. He showed me. I asked if he was selling the singlets, that i want to buy one for somebody. He then told me that they were doing a little sanitation in their house when his oga's singlet got torn. So his oga said he should go and buy a dozen of singlets for him. He poiinted at them Merritment's house and said he is the gateman there. Please, i don't know if i should go back to the house again?
yea, good idea. Go back and have a little chat with that tear tear singlet old guy.
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Missmossy(f): 11:56am On Apr 16, 2015
Hahahaha omo see gobe grin
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by psalmlolese: 12:02pm On Apr 16, 2015
Funny but serious, Op go back and confirm.
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Nobody: 12:14pm On Apr 16, 2015
njuwo:
I caught one fine girl on a BBM group last week sunday and we started chatting. She started disturbing me o, to come and see her, since we don't leave faraway. She is the type that is caged at home which i noticed from her chat. She said when i get there i should colonise the gateman if possible i should give him small money so that he will smuggle me into her room because her father is a retired army, a very harsh one for that matter who doesn't tolerate boys visiting his only daughter. When i got there i saw an old man outside the house, he was wearing a short knicker and a tear tear singlet holding a newspaper. I asked if he was the gateman and he said yes. So i said my angel Merriment told me to come see her. Is she available or switched off. He said she is available and that she is inside. What of her useless daddy? Hope say he is not available o? He said he is not. So i said he should carry me to Merriment's room for enjoyment purpose. He said, Okay, let's go in! I said he should wait first, let me go and buy condom at the nearby shop should incase the enjoyment leads to the next level. He said, Okay, make it snappy, I'm waiting! But wait o. I asked. What tore your singlet like this? He said it got torn while they were doing a little sanitation in the compound. I told him not to worry that i will buy another one for him. He thanked me. And i told him he is a correct guy, and that after everything i will give him small thing to hold body with. Again, he thanked me. As i was looking for a shop to buy condom from i saw a guy carrying a dozen of singlet. I then asked where i can buy condom from, in the area. He showed me. I asked if he was selling the singlets, that i want to buy one for somebody. He then told me that they were doing a little sanitation in their house when his oga's singlet got torn. So his oga said he should go and buy a dozen of singlets for him. He poiinted at them Merritment's house and said he is the gateman there. Please, i don't know if i should go back to the house again?

Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by ITbomb(m): 12:15pm On Apr 16, 2015
Nice joke
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Nobody: 12:18pm On Apr 16, 2015
[color=#150000]Fvcking bunkum.

Learn to differentiate romance section from jokes section.
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Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by vivaciouzz(f): 12:49pm On Apr 16, 2015
Extracted from EXTENDED FAMILY.. Hv forgotten d episode embarassed tongue
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Emodeee: 1:05pm On Apr 16, 2015
Nice story. It made me laugh, Even though it's a fictitious story.
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by BluePearls(m): 1:25pm On Apr 16, 2015
grin cheesy grin
go back na! the guy fit be the blother of the gateman grin
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by LewisO: 1:28pm On Apr 16, 2015
[color=teal]Go back there, your coming back will never remain the same. grin[/color]
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by harrysterol(m): 3:15pm On Apr 16, 2015
Go back and receive your blessings in disguise grin
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by simpleseyi: 3:17pm On Apr 16, 2015
Please go back to the house and continue from where you stopped. I will hear the end of the story from you when 'we meet at Jesus feet'. Meanwhile, you can still relate the story to my great grand mother, she is waiting for you by Jesus feet. May the Lord grant your family the grace to bear the loss.
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by Strongfaze(m): 4:30pm On Apr 16, 2015
vivaciouzz:
Extracted from EXTENDED FAMILY.. Hv forgotten d episode embarassed tongue
. vivaciouzz nemesis!
Re: Should I Go Back To Her House After Hearing This? by njuwo(op): 4:47am On Apr 17, 2015
Nicklaus:
yea, good idea. Go back and have a little chat with that tear tear singlet old guy.
Come and escort me.
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