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Oh please ...only d Bleep wey full d tweet don make ur mama prayers no work ...u too d lie abeg Rest

Pls I thought witch do enjoy sex as well abi them no dey get conji for body ni?

thanks to all mothers in the house...... your prayers have been keeping some of us going even when we have our own plan....

Very idiotic nigga!! You flew a girl down to see you & when it was time to smash her to smithereens you feel asleep like a drunk sailor.

Face the fact, you were probably fatigued after a long day's work coupled with the cocktail of malt, milk and banana you consumed, you stood no chance nigga... There's no fighting mother nature.

The girl was probably disappointed emerging from the bathroom only to find her date sleeping and snoring, she most likely left in anger to get her groove on someplace else.

You failed nigga don't chuck it down to some imaginary witchcraft.

Oh Lord

Scary!

Well I didn't expect any leas than bullsh*t

But I didn't understand anything.

chimkaire:
It's night, I no fit read scary stories
*lockswindows*

I wish i were you,because i love horrors at night...

I trust NAIJA babes naa, the girl don chop the guy mugu be that. After eating my money, u wan form mammy water. Na lie oo, me too go form pappy water for you

permit me to laugh @ "now i'm playing dead & i have no f*cking idea why, but it seems d thing to do"...datz "f*cking" hilarious....

Well,it took ds experience 2 change him, so gud for him....mind u, not everyone will b ds lucky, so guys?...learn from his experience....BewarE!

Looolz, now this is one funny story bro.

Feeble minds everywhere! Feeble minds everywhere!

Oh! I miss the fun, he would av made world record, the first man ever to bleep live witch.....I heard they ar good n b*d

Mschew. Was expecting to read some coherent real shiit, not this badly cooked up attention seeking rants. .

The introductory tweets turned me off. So meaningless.

Disjointed story.

I change my mind

Tah

holyokoto:
To me this guy is just composing Jaggons, It made no sense to mw

Not only u oh. Me jus dey bored wt d whole tin.

You just got punked!

no idea witches still exist in this technology age...

FlirtyKaren:
Please read what I just found on Twitter, guys. Wow!! According to Okafor, he took a young lady he had been making moves on for a while to a hotel only for the worst to nearly happen to him at midnight last night. Tweets continue below


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/04/nigerian-guy-who-met-real-life-witch.html

great lesson for him and other guys

reminds me of that 'I go dye' - queen of isanga joke....

Hahahahahahaha... You only just saw the one that wanted to kill you instantly, what about those that have dealt with you spiritually in silence without you knowing... So at that point you discovered who Jesus was ehhh? Jesus is the way the truth and the light, so flew from fornication

You are obviously a rich guy, and you think money can buy you everything. God has saved you. And reduce the "Fu. ck and shit" in your post, it doesn't make you American.

I fear akwa ibom girls... .

Hez lucky he got out unscathed. Dis serves as a Warnin 2 y'all hu dnt rest wen u see a pretty ass chic.

Pictures please.

sumtn is not right in this story. if he was so scared, y is he tweeting it? the mood in those tweets smells excitement. I Dont get. what exactly is he trying to achieve.

bros abeg na season wetin

Am i the only one who is skeptic about this shi:t?

This can't be real life.