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stephenqueen:
If I tear u slap,woju oooo..meself dey look for ma wife lagmostkuit

Iyaf come back!

No find me again

kinglekan:
Dey dere mk pant dey wear u. Prettythicksme don connect lagmostkuit to one wealthy sheik for dubai!!

lagmostkuit:

kinglekan:
Babe u travel?

Yeske!

My boo no tell u say I go dubai go buy market?

lagmostkuit:
Yeske!

My boo no tell u say I go dubai go buy market?

kinglekan:
U sure say nor be dt wealthy sheik u go meet for dere so??

Nwaz we don miss u ooo

iro o!

I miss una scarra

kinglekan:
U sure say nor be dt wealthy sheik u go meet for dere so??

Nwaz we don miss u ooo

ronald4lif:
Egbon, that babe na Queen of friendzone and brother-zoning ohh. Just so you know sha.

lagmostkuit:
Iyaf come back!

No find me again

stephenqueen:
Ife Mo miss e gan oooo

kinglekan:
Heheheh, Bros me sef knw ooo!!
Ehen I wan drop one thread later dis evening sha, make I just gv u heads up. I yab u small inside ooo.

ronald4lif:
Egbon, that babe na Queen of friendzone and brother-zoning ohh. Just so you know sha.

lagmostkuit:
Yeske!
My boo no tell u say I go dubai go buy market?

if person see diz thread now, dem go think say e make FP
Na me go kidnap all of una last last. . .

well, i blame it on lalasticlala

Orijin101:
if person see diz thread now, dem go think say e make FP
Na me go kidnap all of una last last. . .

well, i blame it on lalasticlala

Orijin101:
if person see diz thread now, dem go think say e make FP
Na me go kidnap all of una last last. . .

well, i blame it on lalasticlala

stephenqueen:
Ode

oya weyrey niii
i dey vex ooo

kinglekan:
Hhahhaahahaha,

E funny ba
una go create thread one day na

Orijin101:
E funny ba
una go create thread one day na

kinglekan:
Sowiii naaa!! Shebi we contribute to the thread. Shey we nor fit play ni.

No worry, we go play wella ontop ur own thread too. . .
Jez pray say make i no see amu

Orijin101:
oya weyrey niii
i dey vex ooo

stephenqueen:
Ife Mo miss e gan oooo

Orijin101:
[s] Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes.

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.

8 Add urz

keep calm and run from oloshos
orijin101
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ronald4lif:
But na who them dey patronise this said ashawos. Isn't it about time we put round peg in a round hole and shame the guys who helps their ministry grow. It takes men for ashawo to thrive.

Orijin101:
No worry, we go play wella ontop ur own thread too. . .
Jez pray say make i no see amu

Orijin101:
falconey, i need jez 125shares on this thread.

lagmostkuit:
Yeske!

My boo no tell u say I go dubai go buy market?

kinglekan:
Behave urself naaa!!! I wan drop am soon ooo. Make u put better comment ooo.

no worry, i go put better comment, u hear?

bestestgirl:
and you actually got the shares!! how does he do that??

Orijin101:
no worry, i go put better comment, u hear?

IYANGBALI:
go buy market or go sell market wey th thread dey discuss?na question I ask o

Warriz dis?


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