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dlfantasy2015:
Tell me jo, after all all girls get price tag, I Don state wetin i fit afford.

Go iyana-ejigbo, dem plenty for that ori-oke bus/stop

Orijin101:
Go iyana-ejigbo, dem plenty for that ori-oke bus/stop

dlfantasy2015:
Bro cool down na, u wan make I ask every girl there weather dem be local ashi? dem get any way person fit identify dem?

you go identify dem if you don see dem. . .
dem go don dey signal you green light

tonero230:
Are you not one of them?

Blackfire:
my beef with u is that u claim what u are not

stephenqueen:
Mumu ma wife don come back from dubai ooo

Beamborla:
As the apology plenty like this, origin101, I have a feeling the yabbing pass small

Orijin101:
you don create am already?

kinglekan:
About to post it.

na me and you today

Orijin101:
Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes.

1 Local Prostitutes
These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls "sarewa" meaning "rush come", they are always present in every hood.
NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Prostitutes
They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.
NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Prostitutes
These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.
NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N750.

4 Holy Prostitutes
They are regular church or mosque goers but they can't just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.
NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Prostitutes
They are more like OLX or konga all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you
you will always find them on every social networks even on _nairaland
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Prostitutes
They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don't have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Prostitutes
If you are not a billionaire, don't just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches.
8 Add urz
keep calm and run from oloshos
orijin101

kinglekan:
Ode u bera go measure her punnany whether na d same width e stil dey

stephenqueen:
No dey talk that again,i no dey use lagmostkuit play u hear

mirexxx:

you guys patronize them na

lordsbiz:
Last time wey we do, you no gree give me ma 50naira change oh #winks, after you don collect my 100naira finish. #lwkm how market?

mirexxx:
are you alright?

Orijin101:
Are u minding him?

kinglekan:
Lolzz, Must u put pepper ni

mirexxx:
you mean your sister?

lagmostkuit:
Warriz dis?


Why u wan put sand 4 my garri

Beamborla:
What are e-wives for?

tohpahz:

mirexxx:
what is it that i have claimed??