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so nw that jamb don release result. wetin be ya score

Like seriously this is wat i wasted my mb for :-

Dry joke of the century with a deceptive headline.

njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

That is life for you, you are trying to copy someone but not knowing that, we all have different questions!! [color=#006600][/color]
sha he don be for the guy

Mehn! So funny that i had to lol

lol...had something else in mind before opening this thread.


Thought she gave him something Bigger than a Job -_-

Humulity:
Mod please move this to jokes...................

abi o...

OXCUBA:
COPIED AND REPASTE JOKE ...... DRY LIKE... SAHARA DESERT.

enemy of great tinz...




*park well*

Deceptive topic, very funny joke.










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jamex93:
u r not destined to b educated beyond secondary level



lolx

Lmao

ndy4evame:
enemy of great tinz...




*park well*

I PARK .... FOR YOUR DADA? ABEG NO USE YOUR REGGAE COME SPOIL MY BLUES

What is this

Lol...

sweatholder:
Hmmm guy pls just find something else do if na to sell weed sef, cuz sch isn't for u at all.

The logo of ur product is aii,but the choice of writing and design is erm... Not really attractive

sweatholder:
Hmmm guy pls just find something else do if na to sell weed sef, cuz sch isn't for u at all.

The logo of ur product is aii,but the choice of writing and design is erm... Not really attractive,I think you could redesign#justSaying

Gaidenk:
The logo of ur product is aii,but the choice of writing and design is erm... Not really attractive,I think you could redesign#justSaying

Maybe I would ve to work on that.You the first dislike anyway.
Thnks

jamex93:
u r not destined to b educated beyond secondary level



lolx

Word bro! word.

njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

I can't believe I spent few seconds of my life reading dis trash

OXCUBA:
I PARK .... FOR YOUR DADA? ABEG NO USE YOUR REGGAE COME SPOIL MY BLUES

ur low self esteem stinks! Gasssh!!!

Stale

Humulity:
Mod please move this to jokes...................

ASAP biko!!

ndy4evame:
ur low self esteem stinks! Gasssh!!!

use your road side .. English go fine government work abeg.... gawd!!!!!

OXCUBA:
COPIED AND REPASTE JOKE ...... DRY LIKE... SAHARA DESERT.

& u took ur time 2 read it.. Hian+Chai=na wa 4 u

phintohlar:
& u took ur time 2 read it.. Hian+Chai=na wa 4 u

read fire.... just like nollywood film .... I saw the first line ... and predicted how the story will end.

OXCUBA:
read fire.... just like nollywood film .... I saw the first line ... and predicted how the story will end.

lolz... Ya try

Hehehe Jamb sha
dia fada,,,,,oh na NL i dey, dia dad...

For Medicine, its English, Physics, Chemistry and Biology No Mathemathics. The girl is a daft but the guy is dafter if there is any word like that.

OXCUBA:
COPIED AND REPASTE JOKE ...... DRY LIKE... SAHARA DESERT.

Haba na....wuz it dat painful u cudnt hold it to ursef?

Hilarious...

https://i61.tinypic.com/ajvthw.jpg

Nice caption 4 a silly joke.