njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

Fu...cking donut!

Bely bely dry

Just testing my handwriting so cool

plaese, where is the Joke? Seems to lost my way in here.

how can u be writing jamb for 8yrs... are u not in nigeria? na wa oooo

story shaaa

She be confirmed olodo; you can't enroll for medicine without Chemistry in Jamb, so why is she writing maths?

mtchewww...

Notwithstanding, i assure you say you no fit get 0/400. Atleast some shaded options go tally with the right answer.


#olodo rabata.

Njuwo u don dey Mad oooo.

ROTFL.. LWKMD

njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

This is not a true story. Maths ,physics , Biology and Engish is a wrong combination for medicine. When next you frame the story, change the subject combination to physics, chemistry, Biology and English Language

njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

loi olodoooooooooooooooo! You are

FUCKU:
You get luck say this na joke.. No dey make mistake dey sit down with girl for exam hall. Their brains dey stuffed with breeze

hahaha. Especially those ones with big wigs for head and multi-coloured fingernails.

Albeit, those ones wey hot for head; you gats just respect them.

olaayodele:
This is not a true story. Maths ,physics , Biology and Engish is a wrong combination for medicine. When next you frame the story, change the subject combination to physics, chemistry, Biology and English Language

are you sure??
For UI, Ibadan, i think you can replace the physics with maths.

Humulity:
Mod please move this to jokes...................

u no dey see or na to read hard u

You are indeed a sharp Warri boy. No wonder you wrote JAMB 8 times.

Hmmmmm! What WARRI BOY hahahahaha

Since na Medicine answers you fill in for your answer sheet no worry you go gain admission for the theatre art but na only herbalist role you go dey play through out

LMAOOO

more man

just passing by

njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

I disagree...

njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

Is ds a joke

jamex93:
u r not destined to b educated beyond secondary level



lolx

O boy i tell you...Abi ofego dey craze

lol

Life for rent

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Sharp warri boy u failed jamb 8 times. Mumu

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supported!!!

one chance

Classic...so he should prepare for the 9th sitting....nice..made my day...