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Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by Nobody: 8:27am On Apr 23, 2015
njuwo:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write home about. The girl i sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone, she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then submited and went outside. She started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English. I fainted!

Combination for medicine and surgery is phy/chem/bio
Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by Lordnewton1(m): 9:59am On Apr 23, 2015
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Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by glowitpride1: 12:19pm On Apr 23, 2015
Wen u no be babier,
Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by glowitpride1: 12:21pm On Apr 23, 2015
Story for the gods
Re: What A Runs Girl Gave Me That Made Me Faint After We Had Finished by Nobody: 9:36am On May 27, 2015
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