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kinglekan:

Ok before I ask my questions, let me give you guys this short rib cracker.

Some time last year I travelled to my hometown and I heard this really funny tale of a couple who got robbed.

So there was this couple who recently moved into their new home and in a bid to celebrate their first night, they decided to have a romantic dinner and a "never forget" intimate time together.

While they were just getting down to the main business after several minutes of pre-intimacy, the Men you don't want knocking your door by midnight showed up.

The hubby whispered to his wife to remain calm and hurriedly climbed up into the ceiling with his pot belly and not forgetting his boner.

When the thieves finally got in by removing the security door. They called out to the man and told him they had heard his voice while they were busy trying to gain entrance.

In shame and fear he climbed down while they waited patiently. Yeah!!! he got a severe beaten of his life and they didn't lay a finger on his wife.

As they dealt with him, his wife watched with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to pity him or have a good laugh.


So here are my questions;

1. Guys if you found yourself in such situation what would you do? (i.e, you have an escape route but only you can make use of it.)

2. Ladies if your bf or hubby did this to you, what would be your reaction.


Cc: Ishilove, Lalasticala, Lala247, Beamborla, Orijin101,Vickybee, Mirexxx, 2dice, Jacksparrow1207, Kingtom, Stephenqueen, Sinaj, Prettythicksme, Naijaboiy, Borrusia, Darkrebel666, Chiam55, Ronald4lif, Ipledge, MzNelly, MizMycoli, Alberto2k, etc.....

prettythicksme:
will comment later,make i buy land.

prettythicksme:
will comment later,make i buy land.

sinaj:
Orijin101 wnt try it

_{baby, diz d 17th time I'm reading the story, but I'm yet to understand it can you explain}

kinglekan:
Madam!!!

How many acres of land u wan buy?? Please edit ur comment and remove my quote.

Danke!!!

kinglekan:

Ok before I ask my questions, let me give you guys this short rib cracker.

Some time last year I travelled to my hometown and I heard this really funny tale of a couple who got robbed.

So there was this couple who recently moved into their new home and in a bid to celebrate their first night, they decided to have a romantic dinner and a "never forget" intimate time together.

While they were just getting down to the main business after several minutes of pre-intimacy, the Men you don't want knocking your door by midnight showed up.

The hubby whispered to his wife to remain calm and hurriedly climbed up into the ceiling with his pot belly and not forgetting his b.o.n.e.r.

When the thieves finally got in by removing the security door. They called out to the man and told him they had heard his voice while they were busy trying to gain entrance.

In shame and fear he climbed down while they waited patiently. Yeah!!! he got a severe beaten of his life and they didn't lay a finger on his wife.

As they dealt with him, his wife watched with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to pity him or have a good laugh.


So here are my questions;

1. Guys if you found yourself in such situation what would you do? (i.e, you have an escape route but only you can make use of it.)

2. Ladies if your bf or hubby did this to you, what would be your reaction.


Cc: Ishilove, Lalasticala, Lala247, Beamborla, Orijin101,Vickybee, Mirexxx, 2dice, Jacksparrow1207, Kingtom, Stephenqueen, Sinaj, Prettythicksme, Naijaboiy, Borrusia, Darkrebel666, Chiam55, Ronald4lif, Ipledge, MzNelly, MizMycoli, Alberto2k, etc.....

Beamborla:
Kini b.o.n.e.r?

Would taunt him with it for the rest of his life

kinglekan:
Ask Obatala!!

kinglekan:

Ok before I ask my questions, let me give you guys this short rib cracker.

Some time last year I travelled to my hometown and I heard this really funny tale of a couple who got robbed.

So there was this couple who recently moved into their new home and in a bid to celebrate their first night, they decided to have a romantic dinner and a "never forget" intimate time together.

While they were just getting down to the main business after several minutes of pre-intimacy, the Men you don't want knocking your door by midnight showed up.

The hubby whispered to his wife to remain calm and hurriedly climbed up into the ceiling with his pot belly and not forgetting his b.o.n.e.r.

When the thieves finally got in by removing the security door. They called out to the man and told him they had heard his voice while they were busy trying to gain entrance.

In shame and fear he climbed down while they waited patiently. Yeah!!! he got a severe beaten of his life and they didn't lay a finger on his wife.

As they dealt with him, his wife watched with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to pity him or have a good laugh.


So here are my questions;

1. Guys if you found yourself in such situation what would you do? (i.e, you have an escape route but only you can make use of it.)

2. Ladies if your bf or hubby did this to you, what would be your reaction.


Cc: Ish ilove, Lalas ticala, L ala247, Bea mborla, O rijin101,Vick ybee, Mir exxx, 2 dice, Jac ksparrow1207, Kin gtom, Steph enqueen, Sin aj, Prettyt hicksme, Naij aboiy, Borrusia , Darkre bel666, C hiam55, Ro nald4lif, Iple dge, MzN elly, MizMy coli, Alb erto2k, etc.....

Lala247:
I will jump in and try a free my hubby jare
Awon ole jati jati

Yess i jump in * ride or die*

Lala247:
I will jump in and try a free my hubby jare
Awon ole jati jati

Yess i jump in * ride or die*

20bc:
Yeah.... my princess of China *ride or die* "one for all…all for one"

2dice:
i can't leave my friend behind talkless of my precious wife
*never

pinkycute:
Second but in the other way round....

Lala247:
Hehehe

Orijin101:
_{baby, diz d 17th time I'm reading the story, but I'm yet to understand it can you explain}

richidinho:
Lalalalalalalaooooooooooooooooooooo


Where is diz Vaseline?

2dice:
chaii
end time wives

2dice:
chaii
end time wives

Lala247:
Erm erm lol
How r u