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[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do


2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are.

5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."
I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.


8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really?

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good.


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]



oya guys come and deny.

Number 3... I swear, am lookin for a rship!

I don't double date

but the guy man get pass 5 gf and still counting

I am single if I hear

Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

lagmostkuit:
She's just a fling!

U're d real bae..

u mean guys tell u dat?

TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

na u dash dem d girlfrnd?

lagmostkuit:
Heard dat a lot 4rm my ex.

u hvnt replied my pm for a while...

OK....give me ur no. I'll call u

2 wks larer
bae: u guys re jxt d same, but u said u ll call me
guy: m sorry, m jxt busy.... everything is not jxt normal nw

Cutehector:
u hvnt replied my pm for a while...

see em.......

She's asking me out,buh I refused to date her

i pray oo

adorablevic:
She's asking me out,buh I refused to date her

i pray oo

u did woo me
and I refused to date u. like seriously na by force?

lagmostkuit:
*runs 2 reply his pm*

lol wait.. Add me up on whatsapp. Its easy thr

Seriously I gat nothing with her...She is the one stalking me...Blatant lies

agarawu23:
see em.......

mind ur biz

agarawu23:
u did woo me
and I refused to date u. like seriously na by force?

ur wildest dreams

This one wristwatch dey stealth mode. If I hear say counter thread no come up soon ehh.

adorablevic:
ur wildest dreams

TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

buh you fall for it anyway

She is jes a friend. Nothing more.

whizqueen:
She is jes a friend. Nothing more.

yes sure! nothing more

Cutehector:
na u dash dem d girlfrnd?

Lol.. me no get that kind spare time. But why lie when the ring mark in visible on the finger.

I'd never told this lies

TrishaP:
Lol.. me no get that kind spare time. But why lie when the ring mark in visible on the finger.

mtcheWw... Is it only weddin rings ppo wear? I wear rings all d time... Esp on my 4th finger...I luv it so much..