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My name? Yeah... Owolawi Tola. Kilode? Shey ko si?

ipleddge:
please is this a yoruba name?

TrishaP:
Mirexxx good one.

No 1 is the height. Even when it is written all over them they still deny..WTH! Like they are talking to nursery school child.
They can't cease to amaze someone

But sometimes its da truthh but some ladiess find it just hard to believe

Mirexxx, u r beautiful.

I don't lie to ladies - But sometimes they just want you to lie to them. Ladies, why?

adorablevic:
She's asking me out,buh I refused to date her

i pray oo

U pray ooo It happens naaaa...not a neww tin

[quote author=owolawitola post=33146343][/quote]we talking money(owolawi), that nigger talking nonsense.

DrAify:
Seriously I gat nothing with her...She is the one stalking me...Blatant lies

But what if he's telling da truth

Truckpusher:
I don't lie to ladies - But sometimes they just want you to lie to them. Ladies, why?

It is in your nature and you can't help it

Even when he's caught stark naked cheating...... what does he say... «Honey it's not what you are thinking I can explain >.....lolllllllll ...what the f**k do you want to explain my G....












what the f**

whizqueen:
She is jes a friend. Nothing more.

Yes na ... Anytin wrong wit dat

Loool! Tell 'em!

Emodeee:
we talking money(owolawi), that nigger talking nonsense.

owolawitola:
My name? Yeah... Owolawi Tola. Kilode? Shey ko si?

I was just confused ni...I think d owolawi go me confused

Justfollowit:
It is in your nature and you can't help it

But I still tell them the truth.

I hate lying to the people I love - I hate seeing them being so ridiculous and stupid because of me .
Honestly .

ipleddge:
working hard to join u guys soo

huh

Truckpusher:
But I still tell them the truth.

I hate lying to the people I love - I hate seeing them being so ridiculous and stupid because of me .
Honestly .

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Tashaamania:
huh

yes ooo...I like that style ooo




Ipleddge bye for now

Tashaamania:

I never lied, I swear.

I only tell them what they want to hear.

Ah...sorry

ipleddge:
I was just confused ni...I think d owolawi go me confused

lagmostkuit:
Heard dat a lot 4rm my ex.

you mean exs wirh the "s"

Truckpusher:
But I still tell them the truth.

I hate lying to the people I love - I hate seeing them being so ridiculous and stupid because of me .
Honestly .

Okay. This makes perfect sense

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Chiam55:
The biggest lie!

"Baby I love you"

*sneezes: aaaaaabulshi*



(show love don't jst say the words)

If I hear if we no talk am now, una go say we no love una even if we dey show am....

Truckpusher:
I never lied, I swear

I only tell them what they want to hear.

Now, that's one lie already

cross examining myself............




















NOT GUILTY!

Truckpusher:
I don't lie to ladies - But sometimes they just want you to lie to them. Ladies, why?

Ma brother u just talk ma mind......seems like truth no dey sweet dem to hear wen it involves certain sensitive issues

Seems OP has been dating lame guys!!!...

owolawitola:
Ah...sorry

we talking money

Chiam55:
The biggest lie!

"Baby I love you"

*sneezes: aaaaaabulshi*



(show love don't jst say the words)

Really? If they show u ladies love and they dont say it, una go still complain.


I am talking from both my experience and those of others.

mirexxx:
[b]1. "I don't have a girlfriend/Wife".

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do

Well, I don't have one atm.

2. "I'm not drunk".
dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. give us a break!

I am as sober as a cat.


3. "I'm not looking for a relationship right now".

Well, unless you don't mind a no strings relationship.

Translation: "I'm not looking for a
relationship with YOU right now."
That's OK. We're on to the next one

4. "I don't want to talk about it."
If the most common lie women tell is,
"I'm fine," the male version is, "I
don't want to talk about it." Yes, you
do. In fact, you already are.

Believe me when I say so.


5. "I'm not interested in you just
for the sex."

If I am interested in just the sex, then I am interested in the sex not you.

I see. We should probably do stuff
other than, you know, have sex. If
that's the case.

6. "I always wear a condom."
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I'm
dating Leonardo Di caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

I never talk that one before


7. "I'm leaving her for you."
Quit talking about it and do it already.

Just believe it but you got to have more than she can ever give.

8. "I'll call you."
Oh! really?

Maybe I should add if I have enough airtime.

9. "I don't think she's that
pretty."
We love it when you lie like this. Tell
this lie all the time. This lie is good.

Believe
Me, I have seen prettier girls.


10. "I don't watch porn."
No way! Me neither! Porn is terrible![/b]


I don't watch porn, I'd rather act one.

oya guys come and deny.

so where is the lie?

Ooooooch....She is just a friend

Like seriously!

Nothing else, don't u trust me again?!

*If I hear*.......lol