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| How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 11:43am On Apr 30, 2015 |
 i ve watched with keen intrest how guys deceive girls when they come visiting with rides,and this trick works on them(ladies) because they want to show there friends they also belong, or the oyinbo that invented car used woman spirit(na joke o)so how can an innocent girl looking for true love know if that ride your toaster/deceiver is using is not borrow pose. 1. Whenever he comes to visit u,he is always restless,looks at his watch constantly,and receive calls,which he always reply the person,'am coming' .when u ask him who was that, he will say 'is my friend blackfire' . 2. Hmmm, watch him the way he alight/comes from from the ride,if he dosent come down majestically like the boss,the aura of the car must sync with his personality,but he comes down like gringory,or sanyeri, my little sis he is scaming u. 3. Each time he comes to ur place with the ride he must bring one constant face, like familiar spirit, even when u need privacy, the other guy must be in the car,that guy according to MFM is called monitoring spirit 4. Check the pariculars of the ride,if it correspond with the name of the driving license,if not , u know the answer,while u are looking for the answer,run 4-40. Abeg guys make una no slap me o,am looking out for my innocent sisters 1 Like |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Enegod(m): 11:46am On Apr 30, 2015 |
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| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by loomer: 11:47am On Apr 30, 2015 |
I sorry for u and the mumu girl wey go believe this kind thing |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by jamex93(m): 11:48am On Apr 30, 2015 |
| guys...... na waitin gals want b dat na 1 Like |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by itsValo(m): 11:50am On Apr 30, 2015 |
OP u re dis jobless |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Tomibyte(m): 11:50am On Apr 30, 2015 |
Most guys are funny sha, what is he going to do when she later finds out. |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by ghost1718(m): 11:51am On Apr 30, 2015 |
girls minds go be like. I have learnt new tips..... NONSENSE |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by jworos(m): 11:53am On Apr 30, 2015 |
Guy go research well n come back, if u c d way fake owner of car take dey come out u go feel say d owner naim b driver sef... |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Basildvalour(m): 11:58am On Apr 30, 2015 |
OP no know say nah guys wey borrow car dey form with the car pass. OP, go back and read the story of the man and his agents |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Basildvalour(m): 11:58am On Apr 30, 2015 |
OP no know say nah guys wey borrow car dey form with the car pass. OP, go back and read the story of the man and his agents |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by justmag(m): 12:00pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Lmaoo @ that number one tho. If you have a strong self esteem...you will never have to fool any girl into thinking a car is yours. I have been broke and picked up girls before. It doesn't matter. |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Creamish(f): 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Blackfire:This bit is preposterous! |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 12:32pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Creamish:in search for the truth,every cricum crakum must be probed e.g point 4 |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 12:36pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
loomer:my guy i drive honda pilot 2004 and mazda 626 2002, my friends ve used those car to f.uck many runs/innocent girl |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 12:40pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
itsValo:no mr job seeker, i am actually in my shop in iwo road,ibadan,, selling building materials(tiles) to customers . |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Creamish(f): 12:41pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Blackfire:lolz...whoever goes this far needs a hobby. |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by ireneony(f): 12:48pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
there are some element of truth in this write up, especially no.1 |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 12:48pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
All u slappers and abusive commentators, i said this expo is for 'innocent girls looking for true love' to avoid guys who upgrade there low self esteem with borrow pose. Check my post again slowly |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 12:53pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Creamish:would u rather be in your toaster's car licking ice cream,when suddenly a man stop ur car,scold ur guy for driving his car without his permission,and this happen in front of ur hostel, now that is a poposterous cricum cracum |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Creamish(f): 12:57pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Blackfire:Uv got a good imagination..  |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by MRBrownJ: 1:31pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Tomibyte:most guys dont care because they would have probably chop and clean mouth by then. what other reason (but to impress some very gullible golddigging woman) could there be? Blackfire:a woman looking for "true love" wouldnt focus on such petty BS. a smart man would just tell her:" i lied because i wanted you to be comfortable when we go out, and was ashamed because the ride wasnt mine" et voila, case closed. |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Nellizzy(m): 1:37pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
o.p na post be this abe |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by loomer: 1:41pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Blackfire:And u think say if I wan use another person motor come find ur sister u go even know say no be my own? The truth be say depends on how u package the runs. |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 2:24pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
loomer: |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 4:13pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Brymo: 5:24pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
monitoring spirit. |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by sarmiie(m): 7:21pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
this was funny |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Ugojames(m): 11:03pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
| op u funny die Pity na the same girls wey read this post go still pose for passenger side tomorrow All na borrow pose |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 8:51am On May 01, 2015 |
Funny enough a lot of ladies are going to fall for this today, a friend just left my house with my car... Why are ladies addicted to lies and liars, anyway goodluck to them |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Nnemuka(f): 8:56am On May 01, 2015*. Modified: 10:36am On Jan 02, 2020 |
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| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 3:38pm On May 01, 2015 |
Nnemuka: |
| Re: How To Know Your Toaster Is Not The Owner Of That Ride by Blackfire(op): 3:51pm On May 01, 2015 |
Nnemuka:i 100% agree with u, but why borrow what seems to spice up the grove that aint urs,,what if the girl finds out later? Ur relationship was based on lies. if he lied about the car,what makes u think he didnt lie about other things, well except the girl in question is a gold digger,pick and drop kind of girl. Anyway girls get what they deserve...the point of this thread is to protect the innocent ones looking for true love, not runz girl,or indoor olosho |
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