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I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 1:52pm On May 03, 2015

My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do huh

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by missbehave247(m): 1:57pm On May 03, 2015

Design your room with condom. Work outta thread

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Nobody: 1:58pm On May 03, 2015

[color=#150000]You're too dull. [/color]

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 03, 2015

Are you a virgin?

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Nobody: 2:01pm On May 03, 2015

@OP MIssclasssy is coming 4 u

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 2:03pm On May 03, 2015

I want to have sex with her and I also dont want to. I'm scared in general

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by RoyalBlak007: 2:03pm On May 03, 2015

[color=#00DEFB]#sigh[/color]

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 2:04pm On May 03, 2015

missclasssy:
Are you a virgin?

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Eyepencil: 2:12pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
I want to have sex with her and I also dont want to. I'm scared in general

Hide ur prick bro. She may infect you with a virus.

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by MrsChima(f): 2:14pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

Do you have enough T-fare? grin

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 2:16pm On May 03, 2015

MrsChima:
Do you have enough T-fare? .

how and for what huh

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by RichThug(m): 2:18pm On May 03, 2015

Brother just stay calm ok, if possible where tight pant so you lil nigga wount be too excited wen its not yet time. and don't forget your life saver (cond*m) goodluck

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by SexyNairalander: 2:20pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

am sure you do know how to fork. . .

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Osirimononaye(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2015

missclasssy:
Are you a virgin?

See question grin

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by ireneony(f): 2:22pm On May 03, 2015

speak in tongues na cheesy

it works wonders grin

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by ivyy(f): 2:22pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
I want to have sex with her and I also dont want to. I'm scared in general

Mtcheeew

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Nobody: 2:23pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 03, 2015

It's complicated, girls don't always come out straight. She won't tell you she wants to have sex when she comes but she expects you to know and make the move first.. Often time, this strategy ends in a disaster, the invite signs the guy thought he was seeing might not be a green light after all.
That was how this girl I hav chyked for sometime developed new interest in coming to my room o. Her responses to my previous advances had been a 'no'. But after a while, she seemed to change her mind, but didn't know how to tell me since I told her I wouldn't disturb her on the subject again. So on that day, she threw caution to the wind and started caressing my belly, I knew she was turned on but I concentrated on the movie we were both watching on my Pc.
Girls are weired. After that cold response I gave to her that day, she has had this deep hatred for me..

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by ronald4lif(m): 2:31pm On May 03, 2015

Eyah poor virgin. Take am easy make you no wound oh

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by MrsChima(f): 2:35pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
how and for what

Do you want to get laid? Nothing is worst than a man who can't pay T-Fare!

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 2:38pm On May 03, 2015

if its for her to come and go, I can handle dat

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by stan241(m): 2:41pm On May 03, 2015

If u aint ready no biggy or need to rush, if she can't wait then she should vamoose and also ma wetin pastor preach give am for service today be that?

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 3:04pm On May 03, 2015

youngpol:
It's complicated, girls don't always come out straight. She won't tell you she wants to have sex when she comes but she expects you to know and make the move first.. Often time, this strategy ends in a disaster, the invite signs the guy thought he was seeing might not be a green light after all.
That was how this girl I hav chyked for sometime developed new interest in coming to my room o. Her responses to my previous advances had been a 'no'. But after a while, she seemed to change her mind, but didn't know how to tell me since I told her I wouldn't disturb her on the subject again. So on that day, she threw caution to the wind and started caressing my belly, I knew she was turned on but I concentrated on the movie we were both watching on my Pc.
Girls are weired. After that cold response I gave to her that day, she has had this deep hatred for me..

so, what do you think I should do huh

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by 25omega(m): 3:06pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

so..... any update?

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by ivyT(f): 3:11pm On May 03, 2015

Op wot if she dey bring hiv,staph,viruses,demonic problems,anoda-man-belle come nkor,sex don pass the ordinary eye

for y'all who think m archaic and exxgerrating_'pikin c juju hin tok say na vegetable_

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by otodeluxe(m): 3:12pm On May 03, 2015

lol this dude just illuminated my day. Guy just relax take a chill pill and be yourself. If you are scared of having sex for the first time then tell her you're not ready yet, however you can just kiss and caress her you know what I mean but don't just let her come and visit you and go like that it will pose a negative view of you it will look as if you are homo or not man enough and if you must do it make sure you use condom ooo. Gbam!! I don tell you my own.

And lets hope your gf is not on Nairaland if not na OYO be your own now

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 3:16pm On May 03, 2015

otodeluxe:
lol this dude just illuminated my day. Guy just relaxed take a chill pill and be yourself. If you are scared of having sex for the first time then tell her you're not ready yet, however you can just kiss and caress her you know what I mean but don't just let her come and visit you and go like that it will pose a negative view of you it will look as if you are homo or not man enough and if you must do it make sure you use condom ooo. Gbam!! I don tell you my own.

And lets hope your gf is not on Nairaland if not na OYO be your own now

yes sir. where can I get a chill pill huh

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by MrCork: 3:26pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

....bro...juss make sure u eat her punnny well wit tomato ketchup....they lovit(truss me)

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Cholls(m): 3:39pm On May 03, 2015

tottinova:
My girl friend said she wants to come over to my house and dat we should be alone in the house. Don't know what to do

my sister wow big things popping bro. Dont 4get to take a shawer 2geda

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by gambudu: 3:46pm On May 03, 2015

A 2nd thought .what if she's from the marine kingdom and her queen sent her to kill you today when nobody will be around.Just my opinion

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Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by Nobody: 3:51pm On May 03, 2015

youngpol:
It's complicated, girls don't always come out straight. She won't tell you she wants to have sex when she comes but she expects you to know and make the move first.. Often time, this strategy ends in a disaster, the invite signs the guy thought he was seeing might not be a green light after all.
That was how this girl I hav chyked for sometime developed new interest in coming to my room o. Her responses to my previous advances had been a 'no'. But after a while, she seemed to change her mind, but didn't know how to tell me since I told her I wouldn't disturb her on the subject again. So on that day, she threw caution to the wind and started caressing my belly, I knew she was turned on but I concentrated on the movie we were both watching on my Pc.
Girls are weired. After that cold response I gave to her that day, she has had this deep hatred for me..

wasting ur time n energy to write dis epistle 4 a modafucker? men!!!! ure a bigger modafucker.

Re: I Believe I'm About To Get Laid by tottinova(op): 3:51pm On May 03, 2015

gambudu:
A 2nd thought .what if she's from the marine kingdom and her queen sent her to kill you today when nobody will be around.Just my opinion

she can't be

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